It's new! It's amazing! It's... PLOT ARMOR!!
Apr 6, 2017 17:11:19 GMT -5
Biblically Accurate Angel, Toz76, and 1 more like this
Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 6, 2017 17:11:19 GMT -5
"Are you tired of always going on adventures and getting killed by everything and anything around you?" the first voice asked
"Do you want to go confront your greatest enemy, but you don't want to risk losing your life?" the second voice asked
"Hi, I'm Daniel Erdagovern, but you can call me Man In Blue" Man In Blue said
"And I'm Elgabalus Physisis... Physiciast...Phyxystyi... oh, just call me Bronze Mage" he said, laughing it off
"And we're here to tell you about the greatest invention in the history of anything" Man In Blue said
"That's right! It's..." Bronze Mage said, then they introduced together.
PLOT ARMOR!
"With
PLOT ARMOR!
now there is nothing to fear from the big bad world out there!"
"Look, normal armor wears out over time, but with the patented process behind
PLOT ARMOR!
look at that incredible durability! Nothing can break it!"
"That's right! Now you can outlast anything! Knives, swords, guns, explosives, even nuclear holocausts... now nothing can stop you dead in your tracks, because you are protected with
PLOT ARMOR!
"Let's hear from some of our satisfied customers!"
"Bullies used to find it fun to beat me up all the time; but thanks to plot armor, now they're afraid to beat me up lest they injure their hands. Thanks plot armor! Now I can have a normal school life!"
"I live in a rough neighborhood and it's tough to even get to work or go out to buy groceries without someone trying to beat you up or rob you. But thanks to plot armor now I have nothing to fear; bullets don't penetrate and knives break! Thanks plot armor, you've helped my family immensely!"
"I'm a construction worker, and let me tell you that on site things can get really dangerous. But with the added protection of plot armor, there's less worry about injury from all the dangers around us! Thanks plot armor, you saved us a lot of trouble!"
"Well what are you waiting for? Call right now and we'll throw in a travel mug and key chain absolutely free, just pay separate shipping and handling! All this is yours for the low low price of 39.99, plus taxes, shipping and handling. Call now and get your
PLOT ARMOR!
today!"
......
Frank is showing the other writers the commercial on a tv set.
"This is brilliant Frank! We're gonna be rich!" Toz said joyously.
"Uh, one question" Tug said.
"Yes?" Frank asked.
"Where's the phone number in the commercial?" Tug asked.
Frank face palmed
"I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING!" Frank screamed
"Do you want to go confront your greatest enemy, but you don't want to risk losing your life?" the second voice asked
"Hi, I'm Daniel Erdagovern, but you can call me Man In Blue" Man In Blue said
"And I'm Elgabalus Physisis... Physiciast...Phyxystyi... oh, just call me Bronze Mage" he said, laughing it off
"And we're here to tell you about the greatest invention in the history of anything" Man In Blue said
"That's right! It's..." Bronze Mage said, then they introduced together.
PLOT ARMOR!
"With
PLOT ARMOR!
now there is nothing to fear from the big bad world out there!"
"Look, normal armor wears out over time, but with the patented process behind
PLOT ARMOR!
look at that incredible durability! Nothing can break it!"
"That's right! Now you can outlast anything! Knives, swords, guns, explosives, even nuclear holocausts... now nothing can stop you dead in your tracks, because you are protected with
PLOT ARMOR!
"Let's hear from some of our satisfied customers!"
"Bullies used to find it fun to beat me up all the time; but thanks to plot armor, now they're afraid to beat me up lest they injure their hands. Thanks plot armor! Now I can have a normal school life!"
"I live in a rough neighborhood and it's tough to even get to work or go out to buy groceries without someone trying to beat you up or rob you. But thanks to plot armor now I have nothing to fear; bullets don't penetrate and knives break! Thanks plot armor, you've helped my family immensely!"
"I'm a construction worker, and let me tell you that on site things can get really dangerous. But with the added protection of plot armor, there's less worry about injury from all the dangers around us! Thanks plot armor, you saved us a lot of trouble!"
"Well what are you waiting for? Call right now and we'll throw in a travel mug and key chain absolutely free, just pay separate shipping and handling! All this is yours for the low low price of 39.99, plus taxes, shipping and handling. Call now and get your
PLOT ARMOR!
today!"
......
Frank is showing the other writers the commercial on a tv set.
"This is brilliant Frank! We're gonna be rich!" Toz said joyously.
"Uh, one question" Tug said.
"Yes?" Frank asked.
"Where's the phone number in the commercial?" Tug asked.
Frank face palmed
"I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING!" Frank screamed