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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 30, 2016 1:35:10 GMT -5
*end cutaway
Soon the house was decorated for Christmas and everyone was feeling good about themselves.
"I sure hope that his grandparents will like it" Frank said. Just then, D11's grandfather came in and gasped, with a smile on his face
"Hindenburg Wiener schnitzel guten nacht Deutschland, Zeppelin Von Krieg panzer sauerkraut!" He said joyously.
"What did he say?" Frank asked, confused
(In the writing staff room)
"What the f*** is this nonsense?!" The lead writer asked
"None of us speak German sir! We...kinda improvised with German sounding words and hoped for the best..." One explained.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 30, 2016 3:03:16 GMT -5
Before this goes overboard, Diesel 11 would like to explain about Germany and beer.
"Okay, so in Germany, you are legally allowed to buy beer at age 16, which means that TGC (who's not here), Tug, and Frank can all drink it. I'm assuming in the sitcom we're all at least 21 which makes us well over legal age in Germany. Of course, if your parents concede, you can drink beer earlier. Now if you want to know that beer you should try, Frieberger."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 30, 2016 11:54:18 GMT -5
"Thanks, and now back to the main plot" Toz said
(Cut to: the friends are confused still)
"What did he say?" Frank asked, confused
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 30, 2016 13:47:00 GMT -5
"I'd tea Maltese but it's pretty much gibberis," said Diesel 11.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 30, 2016 14:26:13 GMT -5
"Ok, then let's celebrate Christmas! Anyone know the words to Stille Nacht?" Frank asked
"Nein" D11 replied (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 30, 2016 14:46:09 GMT -5
"Actually wait, yes I do. Let the singing begin!" Stille Nacht1. Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Alles schlรคft; einsam wacht Nur das traute hoch heilige Paar. Holder Knab' im lockigen Haar, |: Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh! 2. Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht Lieb' aus deinem gรถttlichen Mund, Da uns schlรคgt die rettende Stund'. |: Jesus in deiner Geburt! 3. Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Die der Welt Heil gebracht, Aus des Himmels goldenen Hรถhn, Uns der Gnaden Fรผlle lรครt sehn, |: Jesum in Menschengestalt! 4. Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Wo sich heut alle Macht Vรคterlicher Liebe ergoร, Und als Bruder huldvoll umschloร |: Jesus die Vรถlker der Welt! 5. Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Lange schon uns bedacht, Als der Herr vom Grimme befreit In der Vรคter urgrauer Zeit |: Aller Welt Schonung verhieร! 6. Stille Nacht! Heil'ge Nacht! Hirten erst kundgemacht Durch der Engel Alleluja, Tรถnt es laut bei Ferne und Nah: |: "Jesus der Retter ist da!" O, du frolischeO du frรถhliche, o du selige, gnadenbringende Weihnachtszeit! Welt ging verloren, Christ ist geboren: Freue, freue dich, o Christenheit! O du frรถhliche, o du selige, gnadenbringende Weihnachtszeit! Christ ist erschienen, uns zu versรผhnen: Freue, freue dich, o Christenheit! O du frรถhliche, o du selige, Gnadenbringende Weihnachtszeit! Himmlische Heere, jauchzen dir Ehre: Freue, freue dich, o Christenheit! (Just added that one because I heard it for the first time this year and love it already.)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 30, 2016 15:51:43 GMT -5
"That was fun! Now let's sing oh Christmas Tree!" Toz said.
"I'm telling you it's Oh Tannenbaum!" Tug replied.
"Wait, I thought that argument was between Toz and TGC" Frank pointed out (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 31, 2016 2:46:06 GMT -5
But meanwhile, it's time to return to TGC and Riley who were OMYGODTHEYREMAKINGOUT
Let's return to D11's grandmother then, shall we?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 1, 2017 2:48:14 GMT -5
(I don't think he'll be around to make them though)
Omi was feeling much better with the Christmas celebration, and everyone was having a great time.
"David, you have outdone yourself thanks to your friends" Omi said
"Your parents would be so proud of you" Opi said
"Wait, D11's parents are alive here, right?" Toz whispered
"Well, he said back in episode seven he only had Aunt Angie but now I don't know anymore" Frank whispered (laugh track)
Just then, from the chimney... The Krampus appeared!
"Ahhh!!!!" Everyone screamed.
"I said that's not how we celebrate Christmas here!" D11 fumed (laugh track)
"It took him five hours to get into makeup man, we gotta use it!" The director said off screen.
D11 grumbled before returning to the scene.
"I've come for you D11, you've been a very naughty boy!" The Krampys said, slowly approaching him
(Dramatic music, fade to black, commercial break)
*Frank's voice
"Oh come on!! Why do tv shows always put them in at the worst moments?!" (Laugh track)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 5, 2017 18:31:39 GMT -5
(Commercials end, return to show)
"Now, I have come for you!" The Krampus said as it began approaching D11... but everyone else stopped him.
"Get out of here!" The said (Slapstick fighting ensues, laugh track; ends with Krampus in trash can outside the house)
"I need a new agent" The Krampus actor said in his normal voice (laugh track)
Back inside, everything was wrapping up nicely when suddenly the door burst open.
"This is the Bundeskriminalamt!! Sean Tugston, you are under arrest!" They declared.
"Wait, that's your name?" A confused D11 asked.
"Says the guy who goes by a number!" Tug shot back (laugh track)
"Wait, the who?" Frank asked, confused.
"German Federal Investigation Bureau, German equivalent to FBI I think" D11 explained.
"Seriously, Sean Tugston? The writers couldn't be more creative?" Frank asked (laugh track)
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Post by Tug on Jan 7, 2017 0:31:03 GMT -5
"I'm promised one phone call!' shouted Tug as he was dragged offscreen until the next episode, to never reveal how he got out of Federal German Prison... *Laughtrack*
"Ahem..." coughed Frank as the Voice Over Narrator realized that was for hi... Oh right sorry! *laughtrack*
Anyway, to wrap this all up, the guys...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 7, 2017 0:38:50 GMT -5
Had a wonderful Christmas. And a couple days later, they returned to America and their apartment to begin preparing for a most important event.
"Can you believe it guys, the first season finale!" Tug said, as he began putting on a tuxedo (laugh track)
"We've come so far! I can't believe we've made it to 12 episodes!" D-11 said as he was putting on a tuxedo
"Yea, in spite of your annoying aunt!" TGC said as he put on a tuxedo (laugh track)
"Just be glad that the season finale takes place during the three week period she's in Pennsyltucky, so she won't be around for the finale" Toz said, as he put on a tuxedo
"It's so exciting... I hear this one's going to be inspired by an episode of Friends!" Frank said, emerging in a Penguin costume (laugh track)
Everyone stared. "What? There was only enough room in the budget for four tuxedos" Frank pointed out (laugh track)
Just then, Riley came in, wearing a Tuxedo "Am I too late guys?" Riley asked.
"I knew it!" Frank screamed (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 7, 2017 0:42:00 GMT -5
"Yeah, I had to steal your tuxedo to get out of wearing the dress." Riley admitted. *laughtrack*
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Post by Tug on Jan 7, 2017 0:45:27 GMT -5
"What happened to the dress?" asked Tug
"Where do you think it went?' replied Riley
Alberto soon walks in on the scene wearing the dress *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 7, 2017 0:47:29 GMT -5
"But I thought you were out of your drag queen phase?" Frank asked (Laugh track)
"Save it for the show Frank; we're not finding out Riley's gender today" Toz pointed out (laugh track)
"Hey, do you think we will finally find out what city we are in?" Tug asked.
"Please, PLEASE no more, next thing you know..." Frank looks out the window to see the Great Wall of China, the Empire State Building and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon "I give up" Frank said (Laugh track, applause)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 7, 2017 3:16:14 GMT -5
But anyways, let's end it there and move on to... OUR FIRST SEASON FINALE! yay!
Season 1, Episode 12 - The One That's Like A Friends Episode
Toz, Frank, TGC, and Riley are sitting around in a coffee shop when Diesel and Tug run in.
"You'll never guess what just happened!" said Diesel 11. "Someone stole Tug's wallet!"
"This is why I have a purse," said Riley. *laughtrack*
"Aw man, that sucks," said Frank. "Those tickets to the Mets game were in there."
"Well one good thing will come of this," said Tug.
"What's that?"
"Alberto and I are gonna find that creep and when we do..."
"Ima deck 'I'm!" said Alberto in donkey talk outside the coffee shop. *laughtrack*
(The six friends are standing around a fountain and sitting in a couch that randomly appeared)
"How'd that get here?" said Frank.
So no one told you that life would be this way...
"Wait what?"
"Sweet!" said TGC.
Your job's a joke, you're broke; your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear...
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year... but
I'll be there for you! (When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you!
"I prefer Bon Jovi's." ~Tug.
I'll be there for you...
"And were gonna be suuuuuueeeeeed!" said Frank before D11 pushed him in the fountain.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 7, 2017 14:47:55 GMT -5
(Cuts back to apartment; Frank is on the phone, looking very nervous)
"Yes, we do sincerely apologize. No, court wing be necessary. In all future reruns we'll just play the regular theme song, we promise" Frank explained. "Yes, yes, thank you for understanding, goodbye" and Frank hung up the phone.
"Why are we cursed with such a small budget?" Frank grumbled (laugh track)
Then, the rest of the guys came in.
"So, any luck finding the wallet?" Frank asked
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Post by Admin on Jan 17, 2017 22:36:12 GMT -5
"Nope, just 103 dollars and 32 cents worth of pennies in the air vent" Toz said "What?" Frank said. (laugh track) "The mice need money to buy food from the rat market!" TGC explained. ... Everyone stares at TGC "It's a pun." "I have never heard a pun so bad that I don't get it." Toz said (bigger laugh track)
"Anyways, we need to sell some stuff, all in favor of selling Frank's PS4 and Diesel 11's metal albums that are so loud when he puts on headphones I can still hear them GOD DAMMIT" TGC said, raising his hand, a cabinet door flying open with another guy raising his hand out of it." (laugh track)
"Ok, first off, if we are gonna sell a console, maybe we should sell one of your famicoms that you never use, second, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?" Frank said
"That's just they guy in the cabinet, you see, when this place was being built a guy fell asleep in the cabinet and it was built around him and the company didn't want to tear the cabinets down so they just left him there, and now I feed him every day." TGC said. (Laugh track) "TGC, you've got it wrong, I am the cabinet, and the cabinet is me, we are one" The cabinet said. (Big laugh track)
TGC's phone rings, TGC picks it up.
"TGC the cheese god here. Oooh, I'll see you there sweety" (audience ooooooOOOOOOOOH)
everyone stares.
"****, I don't have a recovery one liner" TGC said, running out the door. (Laugh track)
(Scene cuts to...
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 17, 2017 23:14:37 GMT -5
TGC talking to the X-list celebrity from the bottle episode, Dick Largoduro.
Meanwhile, Toz, having never seen Friends, was instead trying to definitively figure out where they lived.
"Remember that one episode where we got that letter from D11's folks? It had our address on it, so I need to hunt that letter down!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 17, 2017 23:17:34 GMT -5
And next to him was a confused Frank
"How have we gone a whole season and not known about they guy in the cabinet?" He pointed out (laugh track)
"Who cares, I'm going out on a date!" D-11 said as he went to get ready (laugh track)
"And I presume you are going to go meet Riley after going to search for that letter?" Frank asked.
"Why yes, how did you know?" Toz asked.
"Just a hunch" Frank replied (laugh track). "So wait... that leaves me and Tug?" Frank asked.
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