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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 14:11:14 GMT -5
(There were several scenes on the old forum that made Norramby seem evil, so I decided why waste a good gag?)
PAST TIME
The colormen were preparing to attack the Bronze Mage and free the colorwomen. But some of them still had doubts,
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 17, 2016 14:15:44 GMT -5
"What if we're villains and he's the good guy?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 14:16:08 GMT -5
"Of course he isn't; we fight for good; the morality check, remember?" Man in blue said
"He is powerful; we must have numbers on our side to defeat him" man in white said
"And a bit of Vallerium" man in black quipped.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 17, 2016 14:17:01 GMT -5
"Nah, let's stick with nuthin' but good ol' nitroglycerin." "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 14:18:15 GMT -5
The writer restrained the anti-writer and locked him in the closet again.
"That wasn't invented yet!" The writer fumed.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 17, 2016 14:20:56 GMT -5
BACK TO THE FUTURE:
"But Doc, I thought w-"
NOT THAT FUTURE!!
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 20:54:24 GMT -5
*no*
"Why are we helping the colorwomen? Haven't they been nothing but trouble to us?" One colorman said.
"Yeah, why would we help our enemies? I'm not doing this!" Said another colorman.
Soon, about a quarter of the colorfolk had decided not to do the mission.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 21:00:32 GMT -5
"Hey! Are you forgetting that we are the sworn protectors of Sodor!? Believe me, I do not like it either; but if my father can be the son of a British man and an Irish mother, then I'm pretty darn sure we can work with the Colorwomen!" Man In Blue argued.
The Colormen realized Man In Blue had a fair point; if anything was a symbol of peace among the Colormen lore, it was the birth of Declan Erdagovern.
"We have to do this. Not for us, but for Sodor. We cannot let the Bronze Mage continue on his rampage... need I remind you all of the curse he put on his own lineage!" Man In Blue continued, pointing to the Man In Bronze.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 17, 2016 21:01:35 GMT -5
"Come on guys, we have to do this." "Nope." "Free lunch all threw next week?" "OKAY!" (Sorry for the lame jokes, I guess that's my calling in The Game from now on. )
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 21:26:10 GMT -5
The writer erased that part, since that was not what happened.
Man In Blue's speech inspired the Colormen, and they rallied to go assist the Colorwomen.
The Bronze Mage was continuing his assault on the Colorwomen. Many retreated, some fought back.
Suddenly, the Bronze mage felt a sharp piercing in his shoulder. He looked to see a metal rod had pierced him.
"Agh! What the!" he shouted. He turned around to see the Colormen.
"Oh, come to save your girlfriends have you?" The Bronze Mage asked.
"We may not be on the best of terms; but we will do whatever it takes to protect Sodor from the likes of you" Man In Blue said.
"Die!" The Bronze Mage screamed. But to his confusion, he could not use his powers.
"What the?" Even his most powerful spells would not work. He saw the rod, and for he suddenly felt a twinge of fear.
"Oh no, don't tell me..." The Bronze Mage said.
"That's right... Vallerium, the very alloy you used to forge yourself. Too bad; grandfather told me stories about how you could never remember the formulation even after signing the contract" Man In Black taunted.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 21:29:57 GMT -5
"Of course not, that's why I wrote it down! And even with this Vallerium, I can still take you down!
And BM fled into the forest.
"That's "taking us down"?" Woman In Grey asked.
"He'll be back." Man In Dark Blue said grimly.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 21:32:59 GMT -5
Man In Blue walked up. There was a crowd of Colormen behind him, and in front of him was a crowd of Colorwomen.
"...We may have had our differences, but I think we can agree that the protection of Sodor supersedes any trivial quarrel we have. Who is leader among you, if there is one? I think it is time we talked with words, not violence" Man In Blue said.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 21:39:20 GMT -5
A Colorwoman stepped forward. "I am Woman In Pink, our leader. But I will require a few concessions before we make peace."
"Alright, state your requests and we will try to accommodate them."
"Most of these are non-negotiable."
Man In Blue sighed. This would be harder than he had thought.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 21:41:48 GMT -5
"Ok; I will hear you out; what sort of things do you request?" Man In Blue inquired.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 17, 2016 21:44:36 GMT -5
"Lampshades, churches, pentagons, and diamond head rattlesnakes." "I've never heard of anything except churches!" "Just... trust us on this one."
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 17, 2016 21:49:54 GMT -5
"AND the Prism."
"No. We need that. It's the source of our power."
"It's the source of our power too!"
"You think we'd trust YOU with it?"
"More than I'd trust a COLORMAN!"
"STOP!" It was Man In Icterine and Woman In Alice Blue.
"You can split the prism-guarding duties between you two! Have two of each grpup watching over it at all times! Like a Prism Honor Guard!"
"That's actually a good idea..." both Man In Blue and Woman In Pink thought.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 17, 2016 21:55:45 GMT -5
"Well the quarrel has been primarily over possession of the Prism" Woman In Pink admitted
"In hindsight, we could have saved a lot of trouble" Man In Blue noted.
"But why were you so intent on keeping it in your posession?" Woman In Pink asked.
"Because the Great Hall of the Colormen is protected by a charm that prevents evil from entering; it is literally the safest place to keep it" Man In Blue pointed out.
"What? Why didn't you just say that? Literally, everywhere we have tried taking the Prism, someone tries to steal it" she said.
"Yes, that is... Wait a minute, Man In Icterine, what are you doing?"
They turned to see Man In Icterine and Woman In Alice Blue holding each other lovingly. Man In Icterine suddenly (but gently) let her go and went very red in the face with embarrassment "Well, I, uh, you see, uh..."
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Post by Tug on Jun 21, 2016 23:21:27 GMT -5
"Isn't it obvious! They're in two turtle doves, carved they;re names in the tree over there, make out at every possible opportunity together... Meaning THEY'RE IN LOVE!" shouted the Woman in Booger Buster "Well you didn't have to be so blunt about it... But yes... I am in love with the Man in Icterine Blue..." replied the Woman in Alice Blue "GASP!!!!!" Shouted everyone attending, except... "Oh come on, it was plainly obvious!" yelled the Woman in Booger Buster "Well, how about a truce then, eh?" said the Man in Blue as he tried to cobble together his words after this most resent revelations... ..... Back in modern day, a diesel was oily sitting at a secluded area of the Smelting Shed at Sodor Ironworks, this diesel, his name is Vladimir, a Russian TEM18V Diesel who works at the Shed along with Karl and Marx, two other Russian twin-axle diesel-battery shunters... Now you see, since Arry and Bert are one loan to the Sodor Dieselworks, they're jobs have been revamped to only deliveries of Scrap to the Ironworks, while these three take care of the rest, to Vladimir's chagrin. "Grrhh... All this scrap... I'm done looking at all this red! This heat is horrible on our engines, how dare they not listen to us and only treat us as common shunters!" shouted Vladmir in frustration "But Boss Vlad, all three of us are common shunters..." said Karl "And the other Diesel Shunters here have seniority, so they get priority... Plus, you may be big, but you don't compare in size to those Numbered Diesels or that BoCo..." replied Marx "Still treating us like nothing, even our kin has grown soft around those aristocratic steam engines! Alright boys, I'm done being Vladimir the Shunter, from now on, we've begin plans to take this railway over and make a new pecking order! Those aristocrats will be dragged off their high axels and have to be treated like the rest of us! Today marks the beginning of the Revolution!" shouted Vlad as he began to shunt trucks randomly over the Smelting Shed, some heading towards and into a ground level smelting pot at the edge of the track, and Karl and Marx followed in pursuit, thinking it was fun... "So Boss Vlad, what is your plan?" asked Karl "First thing to do, is solidify my plan, but one thing we'll need to do is gather allies for our Locomotion Revolution, so at nightfall, we will begin our plans!" yelled Vlad as he became showered in his underlings' appraise... Meanwhile... (So guys, if you're wondering what the hell was that, I decided that to revive the Game, we're going to have to go back to it's roots and have a serious/comedic engine focused arc, with maybe a few cameos by the Colormen who really don't like to get involved with Railway problems, which I hope you'll approve of. Anyways, I think we should finish the flashback first and then move into it, since I have some funny plans that I think will help get this train rolling again, pun intended... Anyways, for the Revolution! )
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2016 9:22:59 GMT -5
(Good idea! With the Percy Silver plotlines added on, we should have enough comedy to last us until the next shocking revelation...)
"But, Vlad, the true leader of the aristocracy is Topham Hatt! He's the one who gave the steamies special treatment!"
"Ah, then overthrowing the aristocracy will be easier than we thought! Come on, comrades, to Hatt's castle! Wait, stop, this is the way to the sheds! Wrong way, driver!"
"I think the three of you should stay in the shed until your illusions of grandeur are gone." Vlad's driver said as he shut Vlad into the shed between Karl and Marx.
"Damn, I forgot we can't move on our own." Vlad said.
"Now what?" Marx asked.
"Um..."
Meanwhile, Percy Silver was still looking for the Cursed Tapestry.
"There's got to be an easier way..." Hornby James muttered.
"Here." Thomas's driver handed Percy Silver what looked like an old TV remote. "Try using this."
"Holy Tashima! It's the reality-warping remote! Where did you get this?"
"Sometime during the original arc. I think Frank gave it to me."
"Who's Frank?" Hornby James asked.
"Yes." Thomas replied quickly.
"Great! This'll make finding the Cursed Tapestry a lot easier! Percy Silver said. He pointed at the fourth wall and pressed...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 22, 2016 10:12:21 GMT -5
...info
"Why would you press that?!" The driver asked.
"Because it occurs to me I don't know who..."
Then, a bubble appeared over Thomas' head
"Name: Thomas
Class: LB&SCR E2
Wheel configuration: 0-6-0
Type: tank engine
Arrived on Sodor: 1920s
Personality: a cheeky little tank engine, but has a good heart. Though depicted as a "young kid" compared to how Gordon is depicted being more "adult" ironically Thomas was built at least 8 years before Gordon.
That last line made Percy Silver awkwardly stare at Thomas "huh?"
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