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Post by Toz76 on Aug 28, 2024 23:43:47 GMT -5
Rule Negative One: Every post must follow all previously posted rules. Rule Zero: Every post must create a new rule, which all future posts must obey. Rule Zero Point Five: Please try to be creative and fun with this. The goal is for rules that create creative restrictions, like "no words starting with P" or "no swearing", not just "no more posting" or something else that just instantly destroys the thread. If that happens, we'll have to spend time disentangling everything, and that's gonna require amendments, and bureaucracy, and no one wants that. Rule One: Every post may only have one new rule, except for this, the first post of the thread.
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Post by TGC on Aug 29, 2024 0:39:08 GMT -5
Rule 2: It is now E before I except after C. Weird, isn't it?
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 29, 2024 1:33:36 GMT -5
Rule Three: This thread may not be posted in at 11:27 AM Eastern time (That's 10:27 central and 8:27 pacific, for those who are mystifeid by timezones).
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Post by TGC on Aug 29, 2024 5:38:22 GMT -5
Rule 4: All capital letters must be in Times New Roman, and are the only characters allowed to be in Times New Roman.
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Post by Eyes on Aug 29, 2024 7:45:49 GMT -5
Rule 5; the rule number must be followed by a semicolon rather than a colon, and this must be the only usage of a semicolon within the post.
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 29, 2024 14:33:04 GMT -5
Rule Six; Rules must not contain the words "and" or "end".
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Post by Eyes on Aug 29, 2024 15:51:08 GMT -5
Rule 7; any quotation marks used within a post must be done with either the German „ “ or the Russian « ». (This obviously does not apply to the BBCode brackets used to stylize the text within a post.)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 29, 2024 20:54:01 GMT -5
Rule 8; there is no rule eight, for it was repealed by a simple majority in a biweekly meeting last week
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 29, 2024 23:24:01 GMT -5
Rule Nine; The rule number must always be written out as a word.
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Post by TGC on Aug 30, 2024 4:22:54 GMT -5
Rule Ten; The letter «W» no longer exists. Any words with said letter must instead be written with «oo» in its place.
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Post by Eyes on Aug 30, 2024 8:45:45 GMT -5
Rule Eleven; þe digraph «th» no longer exists. It has been replaced by þe letter «Þþ».
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 30, 2024 18:12:10 GMT -5
Rule Tooelve: If posting from mobile the poster is except from rules concerning formatting and special characters due to those features being rather unfriendly to the mobile format. Hooover, all other conditions must still be met oohen posting under all other circumstances
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Post by TGC on Aug 30, 2024 23:04:09 GMT -5
Rule þirteen; If a word features Þe digraph «qu», remove the «u».
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 31, 2024 1:53:49 GMT -5
Rule Fourteen; No sooearing, vulgariteis, profane, scatological, or otherooise indecent language, except for þe word «cum», may be used in þe text of a rule. Þis includes instances where þe profanity is hidden wiþin þe ooords, such as «a bit chilly» or «half-cocked».
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Post by TGC on Aug 31, 2024 2:17:39 GMT -5
Rule Fifteen; Words normally spelled ooiÞ Þe letter "O" are unaffected by any rules. Applying a rule to a word normally spelled ooiÞ Þe letter «O» counts as a rule violation. þis does not apply to words Þat only contain Þe letter "O" due to other rules. For example, if Þe word «Oohat» is used at Þe start of a sentence, Þe capital letter must still be in Times Neoo Roman.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 7, 2024 16:25:15 GMT -5
Rule Sixteen: All rules must be ooritten in complete Times Neoo Roman if the ooords "the sheep saves the world" are used in that order, as seen in this rule.
(And yes, I know, didn't use that "th" symbol, I don't know how to implement it)
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Post by Eyes on Sept 7, 2024 17:42:27 GMT -5
Rule Seventeen; if a rule is broken ooiþin a post, þat rule plus þe four rules before it are eliminated. Frank forgot to use þe semicolon in his post - þus ooe are back to Rule Eleven.
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Post by Toz76 on Sept 8, 2024 1:55:48 GMT -5
Rule Eighteen; All rules must have an explanation justifying its existence, included in parentheses belooo þe text of the rule. þese explanations must also follooo þe rules unless a rule specifically specifeis þat þe rule does not apply to þe explanation.
(I honestly just ooant to see what y'all do wiþ it.)
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Post by Eyes on Sept 27, 2024 12:20:25 GMT -5
Rule Nineteen; the letter «W» no longer exists. Any uuords uuith said letter must instead be uuritten uuith «uu» in its place.
(Explanation just for Toz - it makes uuay more sense than tuuo O's.)
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Post by Toz76 on Oct 13, 2024 17:03:09 GMT -5
Rule Tuuenty; All Eyesnstances of the letter "Eyes" must be replaced with the «screen name» of our dear freEyesnd, Eyes.
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