Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 17, 2023 1:19:59 GMT -5
(Cut to: Frank sitting in a chair)
"Good evening, everybody. Now, the following episode is not how we intended it to come together. We intended to use this episode as a vehicle to introduce a variety of new supporting characters to make our world feel more alive. However, we encountered a lot of problems during filming of this episode. See, I had a poorly scheduled eye doctor appointment and the eyedrops I was given caused my pupils to dilate, so I could not see anything. Toz was dealing with some... stuff and was extremely anxious during filming the episode. She was really good at hiding it except for one thing... turns out when she's nervous she can't help but speak in spoonerisms. A mixup happened with the wardrobe department and TGC's entire wardrobe was 3 sizes too small. Tug had a poorly timed root canal so his jaw was still numb from Novacaine, and finally Eyes had broken her wrist so her left hand was immobile... despite her B-plot being about finding assorted work during this time. But reviewing the episode, we actually found a lot of great humor in the things that went wrong. So we have decided to present the episode as is; we hope you enjoy it
.........
Cut to: Tug and Eyes are sitting on the couch, TGC is standing by the bookcase and Toz is sitting in the chair as if in conversation with Tug and Eyes.
Frank is seen walking through the door, but his trips a little over the nearby umbrella rack (laugh track). "Hey guys, sorry I'm late; just had to finish some business with Mr. Waldron" Frank said, going to hang up his coat, but missing the hook by several inches (laugh track).
"Oh, hey Frank, how did the geeting mo?" Toz asked (laugh track)
Frank raised his eyebrow before shaking his head "We're going to be discussing some new ideas for the next big product. We're considering a snack" Frank explained.
"Oh, would you consider some new belly jeans?" Toz asked as she held up a bowl of jelly beans (Laugh track)
"No... belly jeans wouldn't work" Frank said, confused (laugh track)
Tug tried to say something, but it only came across as groaning and awkward sounds that no one could make sense of (laugh track)
"Precisely" TGC said as he tried to turn around awkwardly.
"Hey TGC, could you give me your opinion on my latest idea?" Frank said as he held up his journal to show him.
"Uh, Frank, that's our potted plant" TGC said
(Zoom out, Frank is revealed to she showing his notebook to a plant, laugh track). "Oh, silly me. Let me come over to you and... ah, your thoughts please?" Frank said as he showed the notebook again.
"Uh, Frank, that's a lamp" TGC said (Frank is showing a lamp, laugh track). "You know what, I'll come to you" TGC said as he tried to move, but as he did so very audible sounds of tearing fabric and breaking threads are heard as the 3 sizes too small clothes were not holding up. (laugh track)
"On second thought, maybe come over here" TGC said, as he tried to gesture to Frank to help him out.
(Frank tries to walk forward and trips over the ottoman, laugh track)
Eyes looked over to Toz to try and salvage this mess of a scene, "hey, want me to make you some lunch? I'm going to go make a sandwich" Eyes said.
"Oh yes, please make me a beanut putter and jape grelly sandwich" Toz asked (laugh track)
"Toz... are you sure you're ok?" Eyes whispered.
"Oh, yes, I'm oatally toekay, there's wrothing nong" Toz assured as she raised her hand and waived it in assurance. (laugh track)
Eyes sighed as she opened the fridge and took out the jar of peanut butter and held it in her good hand. She went to open it when she remembered... her other hand was in a cast and she had no use of those fingers; she awkwardly tried to open the jar with the hand in the cast (laugh track)
TGC looked in frustration as Frank was at the point where he was feeling the walls just to try and get oriented with where he was (laugh track)
"Ugh, seriously! How could we be caught with our pants down like this?" TGC screamed in frustration, out of character (TGC's pants break and fall down, laugh track)
"What's that about being caught with our pants down?" Frank asked in confusion
(Mr. Waldron wanders onto the set; not wearing any pants because he is holding them)
"Has anyone seen Milo, I need my pants hemmed" He said (laugh track)
"Yea, mine need fitting too" A guy in a barista outfit said as he also walked on set holding his pants (laugh track)
"Will you get out of here until you're needed!" Eyes said, followed by Tug "screaming" more groans in agreement (laugh track)
"Do I need to take off my pants too?" Frank asked, now confused
"NO!!" Eyes, Toz and TGC screamed, while Tug tried his hardest to say it that word
"Peave your lants on!" Toz stated in a panic (laugh track)
"Good evening, everybody. Now, the following episode is not how we intended it to come together. We intended to use this episode as a vehicle to introduce a variety of new supporting characters to make our world feel more alive. However, we encountered a lot of problems during filming of this episode. See, I had a poorly scheduled eye doctor appointment and the eyedrops I was given caused my pupils to dilate, so I could not see anything. Toz was dealing with some... stuff and was extremely anxious during filming the episode. She was really good at hiding it except for one thing... turns out when she's nervous she can't help but speak in spoonerisms. A mixup happened with the wardrobe department and TGC's entire wardrobe was 3 sizes too small. Tug had a poorly timed root canal so his jaw was still numb from Novacaine, and finally Eyes had broken her wrist so her left hand was immobile... despite her B-plot being about finding assorted work during this time. But reviewing the episode, we actually found a lot of great humor in the things that went wrong. So we have decided to present the episode as is; we hope you enjoy it
.........
Cut to: Tug and Eyes are sitting on the couch, TGC is standing by the bookcase and Toz is sitting in the chair as if in conversation with Tug and Eyes.
Frank is seen walking through the door, but his trips a little over the nearby umbrella rack (laugh track). "Hey guys, sorry I'm late; just had to finish some business with Mr. Waldron" Frank said, going to hang up his coat, but missing the hook by several inches (laugh track).
"Oh, hey Frank, how did the geeting mo?" Toz asked (laugh track)
Frank raised his eyebrow before shaking his head "We're going to be discussing some new ideas for the next big product. We're considering a snack" Frank explained.
"Oh, would you consider some new belly jeans?" Toz asked as she held up a bowl of jelly beans (Laugh track)
"No... belly jeans wouldn't work" Frank said, confused (laugh track)
Tug tried to say something, but it only came across as groaning and awkward sounds that no one could make sense of (laugh track)
"Precisely" TGC said as he tried to turn around awkwardly.
"Hey TGC, could you give me your opinion on my latest idea?" Frank said as he held up his journal to show him.
"Uh, Frank, that's our potted plant" TGC said
(Zoom out, Frank is revealed to she showing his notebook to a plant, laugh track). "Oh, silly me. Let me come over to you and... ah, your thoughts please?" Frank said as he showed the notebook again.
"Uh, Frank, that's a lamp" TGC said (Frank is showing a lamp, laugh track). "You know what, I'll come to you" TGC said as he tried to move, but as he did so very audible sounds of tearing fabric and breaking threads are heard as the 3 sizes too small clothes were not holding up. (laugh track)
"On second thought, maybe come over here" TGC said, as he tried to gesture to Frank to help him out.
(Frank tries to walk forward and trips over the ottoman, laugh track)
Eyes looked over to Toz to try and salvage this mess of a scene, "hey, want me to make you some lunch? I'm going to go make a sandwich" Eyes said.
"Oh yes, please make me a beanut putter and jape grelly sandwich" Toz asked (laugh track)
"Toz... are you sure you're ok?" Eyes whispered.
"Oh, yes, I'm oatally toekay, there's wrothing nong" Toz assured as she raised her hand and waived it in assurance. (laugh track)
Eyes sighed as she opened the fridge and took out the jar of peanut butter and held it in her good hand. She went to open it when she remembered... her other hand was in a cast and she had no use of those fingers; she awkwardly tried to open the jar with the hand in the cast (laugh track)
TGC looked in frustration as Frank was at the point where he was feeling the walls just to try and get oriented with where he was (laugh track)
"Ugh, seriously! How could we be caught with our pants down like this?" TGC screamed in frustration, out of character (TGC's pants break and fall down, laugh track)
"What's that about being caught with our pants down?" Frank asked in confusion
(Mr. Waldron wanders onto the set; not wearing any pants because he is holding them)
"Has anyone seen Milo, I need my pants hemmed" He said (laugh track)
"Yea, mine need fitting too" A guy in a barista outfit said as he also walked on set holding his pants (laugh track)
"Will you get out of here until you're needed!" Eyes said, followed by Tug "screaming" more groans in agreement (laugh track)
"Do I need to take off my pants too?" Frank asked, now confused
"NO!!" Eyes, Toz and TGC screamed, while Tug tried his hardest to say it that word
"Peave your lants on!" Toz stated in a panic (laugh track)