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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 30, 2019 21:42:02 GMT -5
Ok, so the sitcom was one of our best works and after almost a year and a half, it's clear we need a clean slate. so let's take it from the top.
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
Frank, Tug, Toz and Eyes are in their apartment's living room, Toz is sitting on the chair, Tug and Eyes on the couch, and Frank is pacing in front of them.
"You know, a lot has changed over the past year; can't believe TGC decided to move to Cleveland and now it's just the four of us" he said.
"I can't believe I made so many bad investments and now I'm just a broke, out of work guitarist. How was I supposed to know those revivals of Blockbuster, Toys R Us, Circuit City, KB Toys and Sears would fail?!" Eyes shouted (laugh track)
"I think we should look for someone to fill in the fifth roommate spot so we can still be "five guys" if you will" Tug said.
"Before we proceed, we need to answer two important questions" Frank stated.
"What's that?" Toz followed up
"Well, one, are we acknowledging the old show as still canon or are we starting fresh" Frank began
"And the other?" Eyes asked.
"Do...uh..." Frank said as he started blushing "do I still have a girlfriend?" (laugh track)
"Wait... oh no, Nessie!" Eyes screamed (laugh track)
"Forget Nessie, what about Alberto?!" Tug followed up with (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 4, 2019 17:17:44 GMT -5
"Well, I'm trans, so even if we found a fifth, it'd still be three guys and a girl..." Toz said.
"So what is this, Seinfeld?" Eyes asked.
"Dibs on Kramer!" Tugs yelled (laughtrack).
"Maybe this is a reboot, set several years later with as much of the old cast as we could convince to return." Frank suggested.
"Alright, but what happened in the *number* years that seperated us and brought us back together?"
Well...
*Cue four seperate flashbacks*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 4, 2019 17:40:14 GMT -5
Frank's flashback:
Frank is seen having been in a relationship with Rebecca that developed naturally overtime and didn't come across as forced up anyone. But they haven't taken their relationship further because neither were ready to do so. After TGC moved out it was the four of them, so they put out an ad for a spare bed in the apartment, but no one has taken it yet.
(hint hint, pilot episode plot)
Frank also has trouble with getting health insurance... apparently the constant falls and getting crushed by random falling objects for the sake of humor made him "high risk" and no one would cover him, so he has to be very careful now lest he pay out of pocket. Fortunately he's made a nice amount of money from the solar powered flashlights so he wasn't poor, but he wasn't broke either. Fortunately he was also very good at just "shaking off" the injuries.
(cut to, next scene)
Frank is seen consoling a crying Eyes. "Why did Nessie just leave me?! Why?!" He said.
"Its not your fault. Remember: its her fault for dumping you just so she could move to Hawaii to take that job where she does the same kind of work she did here, but makes six times the salary she does now. So... yea, at least now you know her true colors"
"You know what, you're right. Thanks Frank; maybe I'll expand upon this in my flashback" Eyes said (laugh track)
(End of flashbacks)
"Huh, I guess mine were not that interesting. So who wants to go next?" Frank asked.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2019 18:21:19 GMT -5
“I don’t,” said Eyes. “Forget about the past and focus on the future.”
“Well, Mister Future,” said Tug, “you got some mail this morning—“
“Write back and tell them I died.”
“Say what?”
But before anyone could say anymore, Eyes opened the window and jumped out. There was a shriek.
“And he kept calling himself a singer?” Frank said critically. “That was so out of tune even I could’ve wiped the floor with him.” (Laugh Track)
Toz had rushed to the window. “Oh my god, where did he go?”
For there was nothing on the ground but a tourist who appeared to be close to having a stroke. “Why did I come to South New Caramarck? Why didn’t I just listen to my wife and stay home? I’m hallucinating!”
“We’ve gotta find him!” yelled Toz, concernedly.
“Nah, forget about him. Let’s talk about Alberto though...”
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 18, 2020 16:25:36 GMT -5
Just then, an angry Eyes came walking in through the door. "Where is he..." he said with a rage never seen before in the sitcom.
"Who?" Frank asked.
"My cousin! Inno A Satana; he was going to team up with his brother Children of the Damned, fake my death and collect the insurance money!" He fumed.
"He just... jumped out the window" Frank said. Eyes ran over and looked over to the shrubs. "Nice try guys, but Softicus landicus shrubs never fail to break a fall!" He pointed out *laugh track.
Inno A Satana, sore and bruised, crawled out of the shrubs and looked up. "The money is mine!" He declared before running away.
"So what happened to Alberto anyway?" Toz asked.
"Hmm... a stubborn, noisy animal who comes across as a jerk to some and a wise *ss to others... I got it! He became a lawyer!" (laugh track)
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