Post by Toz76 on Jul 14, 2021 1:30:33 GMT -5
So you want to get better at writing? This guide will not help.
HOW TO WRITE LIKE EYES:
Writing like Eyes is easy! Just remember a few simple rules:
Brevity is the soul of wit! Your post should be 40 words max.
Reference metal! Any metal will do, but Sabaton, Iron Maiden, and Death are the best bets.
Be non-sequitor and violent! Have something random happen, kill off the characters in a weird way that definitely won't stick, the choice is yours!
HOW TO WRITE LIKE FRANK:
Frank is a prolific writer and has contributed more than probably anyone else to 3WSR! Here's how to emulate his style!
Focus on Worldbuilding! Frank is great at coming up with details for how things work, why factions exist, and even crafting entire family trees. Even if they don't matter to the story.
It's all black and white! If your post involves the colorfolk, remember that they are NEVER WRONG.
When In Doubt, make a joke! Whenever Frank's posts include a punchline, it's always a good one. Frank is hilarious and if you want to write like him, you should be too!
HOW TO WRITE LIKE TOZ:
Toz is one of the most writers of 3WSR. Here's how the magic happens!
Create convoluted plotlines! If Toz had a motto, it would probably be "nothing ever gets ignored". Bring back characters and plot points from literal years ago! Keep minor characters that have outlived their usefulness around even when they clutter the plot and create plotholes! I'm looking at you, French Colorwomen and Presuisoltians!
Be horny on main! Oh, Toz, you sure did have a lot of characters randomly being naked. We get it, you're a teenager with hormones.
Be meta! No post is complete without a fourth wall break. Or ten. Go with ten to be safe.
HOW TO WRITE LIKE TUG:
Tug is a great writer to emulate! Here's how to do it!
Reference anime! If your post isn't full of names and concepts inspired by anime, you're doing it wrong!
Create lots of characters! Tug's roster of unique central characters, from Steel to Suleiman, from Raios to Balor, made his posts full of life! Admittedly the other writers never seemed sure what to do with them, but that's their problem!
The most important part of posting: don't! Start a major arc and then disappear a third of the way through! What do you mean real life always takes precedent over stupid online stories and Tug is absolutely correct in disappearing for months at a time when real life gets in the way? That's silly!
I hope you enjoyedn't this guide! Now you can learn how a bunch of weirdos on the internet 3-5 years ago made Thomas the Tank Engine fanfictions!
HOW TO WRITE LIKE EYES:
Writing like Eyes is easy! Just remember a few simple rules:
Brevity is the soul of wit! Your post should be 40 words max.
Reference metal! Any metal will do, but Sabaton, Iron Maiden, and Death are the best bets.
Be non-sequitor and violent! Have something random happen, kill off the characters in a weird way that definitely won't stick, the choice is yours!
HOW TO WRITE LIKE FRANK:
Frank is a prolific writer and has contributed more than probably anyone else to 3WSR! Here's how to emulate his style!
Focus on Worldbuilding! Frank is great at coming up with details for how things work, why factions exist, and even crafting entire family trees. Even if they don't matter to the story.
It's all black and white! If your post involves the colorfolk, remember that they are NEVER WRONG.
When In Doubt, make a joke! Whenever Frank's posts include a punchline, it's always a good one. Frank is hilarious and if you want to write like him, you should be too!
HOW TO WRITE LIKE TOZ:
Toz is one of the most writers of 3WSR. Here's how the magic happens!
Create convoluted plotlines! If Toz had a motto, it would probably be "nothing ever gets ignored". Bring back characters and plot points from literal years ago! Keep minor characters that have outlived their usefulness around even when they clutter the plot and create plotholes! I'm looking at you, French Colorwomen and Presuisoltians!
Be horny on main! Oh, Toz, you sure did have a lot of characters randomly being naked. We get it, you're a teenager with hormones.
Be meta! No post is complete without a fourth wall break. Or ten. Go with ten to be safe.
HOW TO WRITE LIKE TUG:
Tug is a great writer to emulate! Here's how to do it!
Reference anime! If your post isn't full of names and concepts inspired by anime, you're doing it wrong!
Create lots of characters! Tug's roster of unique central characters, from Steel to Suleiman, from Raios to Balor, made his posts full of life! Admittedly the other writers never seemed sure what to do with them, but that's their problem!
The most important part of posting: don't! Start a major arc and then disappear a third of the way through! What do you mean real life always takes precedent over stupid online stories and Tug is absolutely correct in disappearing for months at a time when real life gets in the way? That's silly!
I hope you enjoyedn't this guide! Now you can learn how a bunch of weirdos on the internet 3-5 years ago made Thomas the Tank Engine fanfictions!