Post by Toz76 on Jul 7, 2017 0:34:40 GMT -5
In light of the upcoming 3WSRNNIVERSITY 2WSR second anniversary of this forum, I've decided to give this forum the one thing it's always lacked: good writing a "best of" thread.
Just copy-paste your favorite scenes from the game, Literary Mosaic, or any other game or thread related to 3WSR. Whether it's a really funny moment, a really dramatic one, a great plot twist, or just something you liked, this is the place to put it. Just don't add your own posts, please
I'll just start with the greatest, most iconic, most beloved moment of 3WSR history. The one we still quote to this day. The epitome of subtle, highbrow humor. You know the one. The SOM fetishes scene. Yep. Long live Mr. Piggles!
"Wasn't the commander rather handsome today?" asked Shalltear with a giddy smile
"Oh be quiet, he looked the same as always, menacing and pissed..." answered Yao
"Oh Yao, an insect like you would never understand the feelings I have for the commander..." replied an annoyed Shalltear
"INSECT!?!?! I'll have you know I"m the same species as the Commander, we're both HUMAN! I'll spell it out for you bloodsucker, H-U-M-A-N!" shouted an annoyed Yao
"Quiet Yao, you are less than an insect just for comparing yourself to the commander..."retorted Monet
"What about you Harpy, loving torture! What are you, a closeted Masochist!" yelled Yao in response
"Who said anything about it being in the closet... I love torture, from either end..." replied Monet wit ha devilish smile...
"Stop it Yao, you're only making yourself look worse... Call it off while you're behind, alright?" answered Stein trying to be the mediator
"You're no better Stone Man... I've seen what you do with those stones... Making 'art' sculptures like this is the Renaissance... What you make can be could be considered por..." before Yao could finish, he was already in the wall, indented by stones that had come up from the floor...
"Wait Stein... What was he trying to say?" asked Monet, now curious
"Nothing... Um Keyes... What do you have to said about our conversation hmm?" asked a red-faced Stein trying the change the subject, albeit badly...
"Well, I"m a walking, undead Skeleton... I don't do the things you people alive, well mostly alive (Looking at Shalltear), do... Except raise farm animals..."answered the Lich necromancer
"Raise farm animals... Why do you raise farm animals?" asked a perplexed Shalltear
"For the enjoyment of course... The feelings I received from their love and compassion towards me makes it all the more sweeter when I slaughter them and use their entrails and blood for my spells... I know inside they would love me using their body for my own personal gains... Oh the joy it must bring them..." answered Keyes
The other three just stared aimlessly...
"Well I'll be going know, it's Mr. Piggles time today and I need his blood to revive an important subordinate of mine, good day to you all..." said Keyes as he proceeded to his section of the base...
"Well it seems we all have our own darksides..." said Monet with a sweatdrop
"What about Yao and Sebaastain then?" asked Stein, since it seemed those to had yet to air their 'dirty laundry'...
"Well Yao is just a being lower than the dirt under our feet itself... And Sebaastain, well I heard he likes, and I mean likes, maids, so why do you think he became a butler..." responded Shalltear
"Well I've had enough for today... I'll see you Shalltear at the next meeting, and you Stein at the next torture session, goodbye..." said Monet as she departed
"I'll be doing the same, das Lebewohl..." replied Stein as he departed as well
"Farewell you two..." as Shalltear carried on to her room
"Can someone get me out of here... And please get me a doctor... It hurts... It hurts everywhere..." said a muffled Yao from within the rocky wall...
Over a year and I still won't let Tug forget
Just copy-paste your favorite scenes from the game, Literary Mosaic, or any other game or thread related to 3WSR. Whether it's a really funny moment, a really dramatic one, a great plot twist, or just something you liked, this is the place to put it. Just don't add your own posts, please
I'll just start with the greatest, most iconic, most beloved moment of 3WSR history. The one we still quote to this day. The epitome of subtle, highbrow humor. You know the one. The SOM fetishes scene. Yep. Long live Mr. Piggles!
"Wasn't the commander rather handsome today?" asked Shalltear with a giddy smile
"Oh be quiet, he looked the same as always, menacing and pissed..." answered Yao
"Oh Yao, an insect like you would never understand the feelings I have for the commander..." replied an annoyed Shalltear
"INSECT!?!?! I'll have you know I"m the same species as the Commander, we're both HUMAN! I'll spell it out for you bloodsucker, H-U-M-A-N!" shouted an annoyed Yao
"Quiet Yao, you are less than an insect just for comparing yourself to the commander..."retorted Monet
"What about you Harpy, loving torture! What are you, a closeted Masochist!" yelled Yao in response
"Who said anything about it being in the closet... I love torture, from either end..." replied Monet wit ha devilish smile...
"Stop it Yao, you're only making yourself look worse... Call it off while you're behind, alright?" answered Stein trying to be the mediator
"You're no better Stone Man... I've seen what you do with those stones... Making 'art' sculptures like this is the Renaissance... What you make can be could be considered por..." before Yao could finish, he was already in the wall, indented by stones that had come up from the floor...
"Wait Stein... What was he trying to say?" asked Monet, now curious
"Nothing... Um Keyes... What do you have to said about our conversation hmm?" asked a red-faced Stein trying the change the subject, albeit badly...
"Well, I"m a walking, undead Skeleton... I don't do the things you people alive, well mostly alive (Looking at Shalltear), do... Except raise farm animals..."answered the Lich necromancer
"Raise farm animals... Why do you raise farm animals?" asked a perplexed Shalltear
"For the enjoyment of course... The feelings I received from their love and compassion towards me makes it all the more sweeter when I slaughter them and use their entrails and blood for my spells... I know inside they would love me using their body for my own personal gains... Oh the joy it must bring them..." answered Keyes
The other three just stared aimlessly...
"Well I'll be going know, it's Mr. Piggles time today and I need his blood to revive an important subordinate of mine, good day to you all..." said Keyes as he proceeded to his section of the base...
"Well it seems we all have our own darksides..." said Monet with a sweatdrop
"What about Yao and Sebaastain then?" asked Stein, since it seemed those to had yet to air their 'dirty laundry'...
"Well Yao is just a being lower than the dirt under our feet itself... And Sebaastain, well I heard he likes, and I mean likes, maids, so why do you think he became a butler..." responded Shalltear
"Well I've had enough for today... I'll see you Shalltear at the next meeting, and you Stein at the next torture session, goodbye..." said Monet as she departed
"I'll be doing the same, das Lebewohl..." replied Stein as he departed as well
"Farewell you two..." as Shalltear carried on to her room
"Can someone get me out of here... And please get me a doctor... It hurts... It hurts everywhere..." said a muffled Yao from within the rocky wall...