Post by Toz76 on Aug 21, 2016 23:43:42 GMT -5
Do you need potions for that extra edge? Want inside information on all the world's major magic orginazations? Need someone killed on the down-low? Then call the Guild Of Death. Our mages are the most skilled on the planet, and we've got everything you could possibly want. A combination of the Irish Guild Of Righteous Evil (GORE) and Icelandic group röð dauðans (Death Row), we have proudly served mages good and evil across Europe since 1765.
Here's just a few of the many services we have to offer.
PSYCHIC SERVICES
Herma Drach, Codename "The Syghtseer", is one of the most skilled Psychics in Europe, and her readings are 100% accurate or your money back. If you aren't happy with your future, our brand new Fatemonger Jude Jinx (Codename "The Predestined") will be happy to alter your destiny for you.
POTION BREWING
Thanks to the efforts of the Breedloves, Codenamed "The Scarlet and Crimson Brewers", we can brew you potions that no one else has the recipies for. Our exclusive Infinite Detection Potions have won 1st in the nation for Assassin Aid Potions for the third year running.
ASSASSINATIONS
"The Daystalker" and "The Nightstalker", our famed team of assassins, has killed your enemies for you at affordable prices for 25 years now, and to celebrate this milestone, we're offering a limited time Familicide offer. Act now and we will not only kill your enemies, but all their blood relatives and descendants too. Offervalidexceptwhereprohibitedbylaw.Limitonepercustomerperassassination.Limitedtimeonly.
If that's not your thing, our demisiren Nifsara Hunt, Codename The Temptress, offers a completely different style of assassination, and there's plenty more budget-friendly assassins to choose from!
ESPIONAGE
We have a spy in the Icelandic Government, the Icelandic Criminal Underworld, the Vile Evil Confederacy, the Servants Of Metalicana, the Sudrian Coalition of Baptist Dads and Soccer Moms, and any other major orginazation you want! For a price, we can give you any information you desire.
And that's not all! We offer magic weapons, exorcisms, spirit communes, tax filing, insurance, transportation, and natural disasters too! Come check us out! You'll be glad you did. I'm Fark Devonshire, and this is GOD.
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Here's just a few of the many services we have to offer.
PSYCHIC SERVICES
Herma Drach, Codename "The Syghtseer", is one of the most skilled Psychics in Europe, and her readings are 100% accurate or your money back. If you aren't happy with your future, our brand new Fatemonger Jude Jinx (Codename "The Predestined") will be happy to alter your destiny for you.
POTION BREWING
Thanks to the efforts of the Breedloves, Codenamed "The Scarlet and Crimson Brewers", we can brew you potions that no one else has the recipies for. Our exclusive Infinite Detection Potions have won 1st in the nation for Assassin Aid Potions for the third year running.
ASSASSINATIONS
"The Daystalker" and "The Nightstalker", our famed team of assassins, has killed your enemies for you at affordable prices for 25 years now, and to celebrate this milestone, we're offering a limited time Familicide offer. Act now and we will not only kill your enemies, but all their blood relatives and descendants too. Offervalidexceptwhereprohibitedbylaw.Limitonepercustomerperassassination.Limitedtimeonly.
If that's not your thing, our demisiren Nifsara Hunt, Codename The Temptress, offers a completely different style of assassination, and there's plenty more budget-friendly assassins to choose from!
ESPIONAGE
We have a spy in the Icelandic Government, the Icelandic Criminal Underworld, the Vile Evil Confederacy, the Servants Of Metalicana, the Sudrian Coalition of Baptist Dads and Soccer Moms, and any other major orginazation you want! For a price, we can give you any information you desire.
And that's not all! We offer magic weapons, exorcisms, spirit communes, tax filing, insurance, transportation, and natural disasters too! Come check us out! You'll be glad you did. I'm Fark Devonshire, and this is GOD.
3wsr.proboards.com for more information.