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Post by Eyes on Aug 17, 2019 15:59:58 GMT -5
It’s all fun and games until the SS* arrive.
*Salt Shakers
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 17, 2019 22:26:24 GMT -5
Do regular potatoes look down upon french fries, hash browns, mashed potatoes and tater tots? CHEESE: In pity, perhaps, for what the humans did to them. But they aren't smug about it, usually.
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 17, 2019 22:27:04 GMT -5
It’s all fun and games until the SS* arrive. *Salt Shakers CHEESE: My best friend is half salt shaker! That's seasonist!
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Post by Eyes on Aug 18, 2019 4:24:17 GMT -5
What’s his other half?
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 18, 2019 13:33:52 GMT -5
CHEESE: A pepper shaker. It's kind of awful, actually, the salt and the pepper have different personalities so Dr. Salt is a brilliant doctor but Mr Pepper is a sports-loving weirdo. MANGO: No relation to Dr Pepper.
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Post by Eyes on Aug 18, 2019 14:02:45 GMT -5
How well respected is Dr Pepper in the medical field by the way?
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 18, 2019 14:25:57 GMT -5
How well respected is Dr Pepper in the medical field by the way? CHEESE: He's a physicist, actually. It's a lot easier to study fluid motion when you are a soda.
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Post by Eyes on Aug 18, 2019 14:34:07 GMT -5
So how are the candidates for President 2020 shaping out for you guys?
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 18, 2019 14:42:00 GMT -5
So how are the candidates for President 2020 shaping out for you guys? PEAR: Burnt Sandwich has the best policies, but I wish someone else with his policies was in the race. KIWI: Better than another moderate like Beto O'Pork. APPLE: Anything's better than four more years of Turnip.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 18, 2019 15:49:54 GMT -5
Does tuna fish plus tuna fish equal four-na fish?
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 18, 2019 18:44:21 GMT -5
Does tuna fish plus tuna fish equal four-na fish? APPLE: No, but tune a piano plus tune a piano equals fourne a piano.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 15, 2019 21:03:24 GMT -5
Are skewers and utensils considered unholy abominations in your culture?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 15, 2019 23:16:08 GMT -5
Are skewers and utensils considered unholy abominations in your culture? APPLE: More like weapons of mass destruction. CHEESE: Or guillotines! GRAPEFRUIT: Eat the rich! Instead of eating us!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 18, 2020 16:16:38 GMT -5
I recently heard Bell Pepper's new song; I thought it had a nice ring to it, but what did you think?
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 18, 2020 23:05:04 GMT -5
MANGO: Okay, listen here. *sick beet starts*
Everybody says "Ooh, Bell Pepper, so spicy!" His rhymes are so fresh and his beets are straight icy But I say he's as milktoast as Lil' White Rice, he Is easily the least talented veggie rapper I see.
He's got no charm, he's as sweet as a fresh-picked lime, He's cheesy as caprese salad, with even fewer rhymes, He can't even get the Hershey's kisses unwrapped, he's slime And I think his career is now runnin' outta thyme.
What what? You think I'm too harsh? But I can rap for days and I don't even get parched Bell Pepper's been rottin' since the ides of March, He be actin' like a lima bean without the starch,
Oh, he's as fake as a kosher porkchop, As manufactured as a box of gumdrops, He's chicken, and I've got beef, full stop, Now get down to this epic beet drop!
GRAPEFRUIT: Oh no! That beet is sick and he just got dropped! Get him to a hospital!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 18, 2020 23:22:48 GMT -5
So I heard that a cult has sprung up around Swiss cheese because he’s so holey; how does he feel about that?
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 19, 2020 13:48:30 GMT -5
CHEESE: Bah, that poser's theology is a bit bland, plus it has tons of holes in it.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 26, 2020 12:55:01 GMT -5
Hey Candy Cane, how does it feel that you didn't make it over to Discord with the others?
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 27, 2020 20:24:12 GMT -5
CANDY CANE: What's Discord? GOLDFISH: Yeah, what's Discord? MARSHMELLOW HAT: Yeah, what's Discord? STRAWBERRY: Yeah, what's Discord? PAPAYA: Yeah, what's Discord? BREAD: Yeah, what's Discord? DOCTOR SALT: Yeah, what's Discord? MISTER PEPPER: Yeah, what's Discord? TYLENOL: Yeah, what's Discord? TOMATO: Rest in peace, old friend. APRICOT: Yeah, what's Discord? GOLDEN RASPBERRY: Yeah, what's Discord? REMAINS OF A CANNIBALIZED HUMAN: Yeah, what's Discord? GRANNY SMITH: Yeah, what's Discord? DOCTOR SAUSAGE: Yeah, what's Discord? ZOMBIE: *gurgles incoherently* GRAPEFRUIT: Yeah, what's Discord? FLYING SQUIRREL: Yeah, what's Discord?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 27, 2020 22:25:59 GMT -5
Wait, didn’t grapefruit make it over?
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So anyway, I heard that apple was seeing red, over the fact that broccoli was green with envy which caused blueberries to feel rather blue, and now banana is yellow-bellied and can’t do anything about it.
What should I do?
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