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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 21, 2017 23:35:31 GMT -5
Just then, a house landed on Vivian, and a young girl emerged from it.
"Gee Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" she said, as the unconscious Vivian's legs were all that were visible from under the house.
"I guess... no one wins?" A confused MM said as an unconscious Magellan was brought back to his team.
Everyone was too confused by the non-sequitur to even respond to Vivian's defeat
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 21, 2017 23:39:50 GMT -5
But in a masterful plot twist...
The girl ripped off her mask to reveal... Ellena Morgan!
Then the dog ripped off his mask to reveal... Martin Van Scoy!
Then the house ripped off its mask to reveal... Carmine Mass'cre!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 21, 2017 23:42:13 GMT -5
But then, a giant lazer beam blasted them away, and the source was revealed to be... The Writer!
Everyone gasped in awe of his magnificence.
"I am your God now" he said dramatically over the defeated foes
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 21, 2017 23:45:10 GMT -5
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Three Word Story Revolution," said Reverend 1,000 Eyes. "Is there anyone who would like to say something before we begin?"
Dr. Frank The-Trivia-Man stood up and cleared his throat.
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 21, 2017 23:46:21 GMT -5
"I AM GROOT!" Yelled another voice, as Lincoln Loud, Lego Batman, Walter White and Arya Stark burst through the ceiling...
Okay, it's getting too random. "I am the winner!" Vivian declared, getting free from the house.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 21, 2017 23:51:28 GMT -5
"I thought the Writer won?" Someone asked.
"Well, yes, but you see, it's... on second thought I wouldn't know how to explain" MM said.
"Phooey! Vivian was eliminated fair and square!" Someone shouted.
"enough! We'll let tug decide who wins when he gets back, ok?" MM shouted. "In the mean time, let's have some half time entertainment!" MM shouted as a marching band came onto the field and began playing
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 21, 2017 23:58:11 GMT -5
F*ck that, Carmine wins. How? Let's back track a little bit...
Viv stood up. "Hey, I won!" she said.
"I doubt that," said a voice.
"Huh? Hey, aren't you supposed to be trapped in something or something?"
"You think that would hold me? Think again, b*tch!" and then she (female form currently) swished passed Viv. Blood spewed from her neck as her head fell back, throat severed.
Oh, and the marching band got decimated too.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 22, 2017 0:03:08 GMT -5
Carmine was subsequently disqualified for attacking non-competitors
"Hey! That's a cheap shot!" She screamed.
"Eye for an eye" MM quipped.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2017 0:04:21 GMT -5
No, the marching band was decimated by Kim, who had just returned and accidentally killed them all.
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Post by Tug on Jun 22, 2017 21:02:44 GMT -5
Due to the PIC's interference, MM decided he had enough of their shi... shenanigans... "Out of the goodness of my heart I invited you lot to my tournament but you pirates have been nothing but a bloody sore, this recent action gives me justification for disqualification of your whole team... Next time I'll let you back when I know more about all of you... Buh-bye!" mocked MM as a hole comically appeared under the PIC and all 10 of their members, yes even Kim, fell out of MM's dimension and probably landed somewhere around the Crystal Mountain or whatever... The all yelled as they fell, "We deserve to kick ass as well you jackass!" into the distance until the hole finally shut... "Well... Since this battle royale was to allow a PIC member to move on, and even if one of you won we would have to do it again since the next round would be odd as well, and because their was no clear winner as well, you all win nothing... I was going to give something to the winner but that won't happen now, so... Participation medals for all for of you! Give them a round of applause everyone!" yelled MM as four equal pedestals appeared under the four competitors as everyone confusingly applauded for the four of them... "I guess it's time for Round 3 then..." (NOTE: It came to my attention recently that MIs didn't want the PIC to participate until we had begun the tournament and I felt this was the best way to rectify the situation since most of our arguments with MIs recently were about the PIC in the tournament, I hope this isn't a problem for anyone and allows us to contine the flow of the Game without us getting heated or 'messing up anyone's character...' as a 'certain someone' would say during the writing of this tournament... )
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 23, 2017 22:19:31 GMT -5
Fark Devonshire Vs Man In Blue
After the struggle his first two battles had been, Man In Blue was prepared to fight to the death. Which is why what happened next was so (no pun intended) disarming. Fark simply stood calmly, awaiting the arrival of Man In Blue.
โHello, Daniel.โ Fark said calmly. โYou know, you and I are above such uncivilized fighting. Letโs put our weapons away and talk out our differences like civilized individuals.โ
โWhy should I trust you?โ Man In Blue said suspiciously, hand on sword.
โBecause we have a common goal. We want to protect our loved ones from forces that threaten to destroy us.โ
โYour faction is one of the forces that threatens to destroy us.โ Man In Blue pointed out.
โDetails, details. We donโt want to destroy you, anyway. You just happen to be in the way of our goals.โ
โAnd just what are your goals? World domination? You know how impractical that is.โ
Fark laughed. โWhat are we to you, cartoon villains? We donโt want to rule the world- not permanently, anyway.โ
โWhatโs that supposed to mean?โ
โI already explained all this to your Deus Ex Machina buddy, Bright Turquoise. Ask him.โ
โWell, the fact remains that some of your actions make SOM and VEC look like heroes.โ
โWhat, the air support your man killed? We lost 4000 lives that day. You lost zero.โ
โYou were going to kill everyone on Elbaf!โ
โFair point, but, I mean, itโs not as if you care about them either.โ
Man In Blue was taken aback. โExcuse me? We care deeply about all life!โ
โEven though your people massacred the orcs and many goblins?โ
โOrcs were barbarians! They had to be wiped out!โ Man In Blue protested.
โThatโs my brother-in-law youโre calling a barbarian.โ Fark said sternly.
โWell, I mean, there were a few good ones whom we spared, but in generalโฆโ
โIn general,โ Fark interrupted, โyour order has been arrogant, cruel, and ignorant, while simultaneously preaching an ideal of good they did not practice.โ
โThatโs absurd! I mean, sure, we had the dark era, but before and since weโve been as good as humanly possible!โ
โIโm glad you brought up the Dark Era,โ Fark observed with an infuriating smug grin, โbecause it strikes me as odd that your incorruptibly good order of mages is only incorruptibly good because of a mind-altering spell forcing them to act in certain ways, and when said spell is removed from the equation, the vast majority of Colorfolk revert to evil beyond compare.โ
โThatโs because they were corrupted!โ
โBy what?โ
โByโฆ wellโฆ actually, we donโt know for sure.โ
โWas it corruption due to, I dunno, your inherently evil nature?โ
โOkay, look. Even if we were inherently evil, which we arenโt, you canโt deny the good weโve done in the world.โ
โLike hide behind a wall while people died of plague? Or steal peopleโs ability to see color?โ
โHey, we had no other choice! And I was fully justified for doing that.โ
โIgnoring the fact that a truly good person would risk their life to help others rather than cower in fear for literally years, what did Blackson do to justify you stealing his ability to know that grass is green?โ Fark inquired, slipping on a snazzy pair of gloves.
โHe was trying to kill all red engines, for whatever reason. Part of an elaborate scheme to steal Bachmann Edward. He had to be stopped.โ
โSo naturally, once he was good again, you returned his vision to him.โ
โWellโฆโ Man In Blue looked ashamed. โThis was back when we were still more sci-fi Men In Black parodies, so I used a strange device Kendarboo made, and it was lost later on, but magic canโt undo things caused by strange devices, soโฆโ
โWow, this is perfect.โ Fark chuckled.
โWhat is?โ Man In Blue asked. โIt was an honest mistake, heโs forgiven me, and weโre researching ways to-โ
But he was interrupted by Fark leaping at him with an animalistic yell and pinning him to the ground.
In the stands, BM, Hohenheim, and Hivemind were confused.
โAre we rooting for the colorfolk, or for GOD?โ Hivemind, who today was possessing a drow naturist, for whatever reason, asked.
โWell, the colorfolk are our mortal enemiesโฆโ Hohenheim said.
โBut do you have any idea what GOD did to us on Elbaf?โ
โYouโve only told us dozens of times.โ Hohenheim snarked. โAt least GOD never banished us to alternate dimensions for hundreds of years.โ
โLetโs get a third opinion,โ Hivemind asked.
โHey, miss, a moment of your time? We were just wondering, as VEC members, who we should support in this battle.โ
The woman, who just happened to be Sir Topham Hattโs right-hand woman from back in the day when the engines mattered, Alaine Kamali, looked back with an annoyed glare. โI think you should be working with the other factions to get us all out of here.โ
โHuh, good ideaโฆโ Bronze Mage mused.
Down below, Fark reached a gloved hand to Man In Blueโs forehead.
โTell me, Erdagovern, do you know why they call me the Optometrist?โ
โNoโฆโ
โWell, itโs because of my great power over light and vision. For example, I can do thisโฆโ
Suddenly, everything became black-and-white.
โNot so funny when it happens to you, is it?โ Fark laughed. He stood and backed off. โBut Iโm a reasonable man.โ He walked 20 yards away, then turned. โNow Iโll give you a free shot. Charge me with that sword of yours.โ
Man In Blue stood, grabbed his sword, and charged.
And ran right past him into a wall.
โWhat the heck happened to my depth perception?โ
โOops, I made you blind in one eye. Forgot I did that.โ Fark laughed sadistically. He reached into hammerspace, grabbed a pouch, and spilled six spheres that rolled into a circle around him, about 2 yards away.
โHow did you do that? Colorfolk canโt be cursed!โ
โColorfolk canโt be cursed!โ Fark said mockingly. โThatโs one reason the guild is better than you. We donโt deal in absolutes.โ
Man In Blue sighed. โTime to roll out the big guns, I guess.โ
โGonna slit my throat like you did Nifsara?โ Fark teased.
โNah.โ Man In Blue pointed his sword at Fark, squinted to compensate for his dead eye, and fired a bolt of lightning at him. He followed it up with a barrage of spells, including a fireball, a tornado, a tsunami, the โpants into rocketsโ spell, an ice storm, and a highly localized avalanche.
When the dust cleared, Fark appeared, still standing, his pants/rockets neatly folded at his side. He was singed, his lower half was obscured by rubble, he had cuts all over, many bleeding badly, but was otherwise okayish. By okayish, I mean barely conscious.
To his credit, Fark acted unfazed. โDamn, thatโs impressive.โ he observed, summoning a fresh pair of pants. โWhat next?โ
Man In Blue was shocked. โHow did you survive that?โ
โSay it with me, folks!โ Fark yelled.
โITโS A KIDS SHOW!โ the crowd yelled.
โWait, it still is?โ Man In Gold mused.
โQuiet, Man In Blue is attacking!โ Woman In Silver interjected.
Man In Blue chanted something indistinguishable, and a blue aura appeared around him. He raised his sword and charged.
As soon as he came near the spheres, though, he stumbled and fell as his magic fizzed out.
โIs thatโฆ Vallerium? How? We cast a spell so that no one could steal the formula!โ
โOh, pul-lease. Youโre seriously so arrogant as to think youโre the only one who came up with this? You werenโt even the first! The Olmec civilization created it 500 years before the Colormen even existed. Itโs a fairly simple formula anyway. Even non-magic mortals have begun studying it as a potential material for building airplanes given its weight and strength.โ
Fark gingerly leapt over the spheres, grabbed Man In Blue, and yanked him into the center of the arena.
Man In Blue stood, realizing his vision had been fully restored. He advanced, preparing to cast a spell, but suddenly began to feel a crawling sensation on his skin. Looking down, he saw the most unnerving thing. The color was literally draining from him. The blue of his robes was seeping out and staining the floor below.
โUm, this isnโt possible,โ he objected.
โWeird, โcause itโs totally happening.โ Fark snarked.
In a flash, Fark was on him again, gloved hand on his forehead. Man In Blueโs vision faded to black and white again. A harsh, high-pitched sound pierced his eardrums. He began to feel nauseous, as if the world were spinning.
Suddenly, he felt a series of visions, vividly within his mind.
He was one of his ancestors, rounding up VEC members after the death of the Great Horned Beast.
โHey, hereโs some. The homosexual necromancers.โ Ancient Man In Dogwood Rose called.
โHey now, be fair. My visions have shown that someday the act of loving someone of the same gender will be completely acceptable, even among colorfolk.โ Ancient Man In Improved Engine Green replied.
โBut that is irrelevant. It is their crimes and their punishment that concerns us.โ Ancient Man In Blue pointed out.
โItโs quite simple. They love each other, the spell the Horned Beast put on them means theyโre basically immortal. Letโs banish them to separate pocket dimensions.โ
โThat is not enough.โ Ancient Man In Blue chanted something.
โNow it will cause them intense physical pain to be apart, too.โ
โThis is needlessly cruel. You will only regret it.โ Ancient Man In Improved Engine Green countered.
โNonsense. I am doing what must be done.โ
The vision faded into a new one, and Man In Blue found himself looking through the eyes of Alistair Erdagovern, the wall-builder.
โIโm sorry, maโam, but you simply cannot come in. We must protect ourselves from this plague.โ
โThatโs bull****!โ The peasant woman screamed. โIf yโall are so good, why ainโt you out helping the sick, your own health be damned!โ
Alistair sighed, and was about to reply when the Man In Cornflower Blue of the time called him over.
โAnother one scaled the wall, sir.โ
A skeletal young boy, already showing signs of the plague, was trapped in a force field.
โHelpโฆ if youโre truly good, help!โ
Alistair looked with remorse for a second, then blasted him with a bolt of lightning.
โBurn everything within a 20-foot radius of the body. We cannot allow the plague to reach us.โ
On and on the visions continued. Countless innocent orc children were killed, Viking traders mistaken for invaders were brutalized, and armies decimated, all in the name of โgoodโ.
โWhy are you doing this, Fark?โ Man In Blue croaked.
โBecause it amuses me.โ
Then Man In Blue blacked out.
โLame.โ Fark grumbled. โI was hoping to stretch this out a bit more.โ
โYou know, itโs funny.โ He mused. โHe was clearly more powerful than me, but he lost the initiative when he stopped to listen to me. If he hadnโt been so trusting, I would have lost easily.โ
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 23, 2017 23:12:44 GMT -5
Once both competitors left the field, and Man In Blue regained consciousness, he was fuming.
"That damned liar... he's got some nerve perverting our history. How dare he!" He fumed.
His friends were surprised, Man In Blue was not one to curse.
"Grandfather Alistair's walls were never penetrated, not one person made it over, under or through, and there's numerous accounts in the archives to back that up, Colormen and Civilian alike. We never drew first blood... we gave all parties a chance to stand down before going in on the defense. We were Sodor's sworn protectors and in the first era, everyone looked up to us.
Yes we killed orcs, but do not think of them as humans! They attacked our towns, stole our goods, and could not be reasoned with! Their minds too aggressive and primitive to be reasoned with, we only killed those who fought back. We know not what happened to Orc children; the accounts clearly state that whenever we went into orc villages, Orc children were nowhere to be found.
A Colorman who was an engineer spoke up next to set the record straight. "Just so you know, non-magic users are NOT using Vallerium for planes; magic blockers are a terrible choice for aircraft; their density is closer to silver than titanium; it's too heavy to be practical" he stated.
"Not to mention that three of the ingredients for vallerium are not accessible to non-magic users and can only be made by spell casters" one of the handful of Colormen who knew the formula pointed out.
And now, a commercial break
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"Hi, I'm Dr. Harold Cullen, professor of European History at the University of Sodor, and I want to let you know that there was no such thing as "viking traders." You see, "viking" and "peaceful" never belong in the same sentence; they were warmongers who were raised from birth to fight. Instead of learning to read and write, they learned swordfighting, wrestling and any other form of fighting imaginable. They were not ones to trade; any economic gain was from pillaging. In fact, the word "viking" is derived from the Scandinavian word "vike" meaning "harbor. In fact, Viking is not just a noun, it is a verb. to "go viking" means to sail into coastal settlements and perform raids.
Why were vikings so aggressive? Because they saw it as the only way to survive in a harsh climate.
Now to the Sodor question- what of these vikings who landed on Sodor? Well, ever since the Colormen opened their archives and began a steady stream of publishing these contemporary accounts of the era, we have definitive evidence that proves not once did vikings ever land on Sodor for peaceful purposes. They always attacked, and were it not for Colormen intervention, it is almost certain that Sodor as we know it, would not exist today.
Thank you, now back to the show
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Back at the tournament, MM was thinking about who would go next
As this was going on, Alistair's spirit appeared and set the record straight once and for all for the readers
"Do not believe a single word that Fark has said- my walls saved Sodor, and we did NOT cower in fear behind it. Us, as well as Sodor's population, hid behind those walls for our own safety, and not once were they ever penetrated by anyone, climbing, tunneling or otherwise. We sent doctors out for the very, very few who did not wish to go behind the walls, but there was little we can do. Magic cannot cure disease, or we would have been more active. Those walls saved Sodor, and the Black Plague only claimed 40 people on the island; all within the first two weeks. There is a reason why the remaining walls that are still standing today are celebrated monuments on Sodor" he finished before disappearing.
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Ok, that's out of my system. Now back to the story
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 3, 2017 1:10:04 GMT -5
"And now for the next match up!" MM declared.
WEREWOLF VS VAMPIRE VS ZOMBIE
On the field, 5 werewolves, 5 vampires, and 100 zombies (for balancing purposes) appeared, as the everyone in the audience watched.
"Wow, this will be interesting" Man In Blue said.
"Definitely a highlight of the exhibition matches" Man In Gold said.
"Though... if the zombie bites the werewolf, does the werewolf become a werewolf zombie, or a human that turns into a werewolf zombie?" Man In Green asked.
"No, the werewolf remains a werewolf, but gets zombified... I think?" Man In Blue said.
"Don't be ridiculous! It's obvious that A zombie biting a werewolf will do nothing because of the curse" Bronze Mage pointed out.
"But then does that mean if a werewolf bites a zombie, does the zombie turn into a werewolf or a werewolf zombie?" Man In Blue asked.
"I... huh, good question..." Bronze Mage admitted.
As the match began, they observed what was going on.
"Oh, look- the vampire bit the werewolf!" Man In Blue said.
"So then the werewolf will become a werewolf- vampire, fascinating..." Bronze Mage said.
"No, I don't think the curse works that way; doesn't it only affect humans?" Man In Blue said.
"Well, vampires are converted humans, so I would imagine that... no wait, those look like pure vampires" Bronze Mage corrected.
"Well those zombies just bit the vampire, so that means it will become a vampire zombie... I think?" Man In Blue said.
"Nah, if they could survive the plague, the zombie virus is... oh wait, the werewolf just bit that vampire" Bronze Mage said.
"So does that mean the vampire will turn into a werewolf or a vampire-werewolf?" Man In Blue said.
"Maybe... oh wait, that vampire was just bit by a zombie too" Bronze Mage observed.
"So does that mean the vampire will turn into a zombie-vampire-werewolf, or the zombied vampire becomes a werewolf?" Man In Blue asked.
"No, I think the zombie develops vampire traits but only becomes a werewolf under the full moon" Bronze Mage observed
"...I have so many questions right now" Man In Blue said as a werewolf bit a zombie, and the werewolf-bitten zombie bit a vampire, who then bit a werewolf.
"So does the werewolf now turn into another werewolf?" Man In Gold asked.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 3, 2017 14:07:36 GMT -5
"Oh no, it's quite simple, really." Woman In Blue said. "If a werewolf bites a vampire, they become a were-vampire, which is a vampire that turns into a werewolf at the full moon. If a werewolf bites a zombie or another werewolf, nothing happens. If a vampire bites a werewolf, they also become a were-vampire. Vampires have no effect on zombies. If a zombie bites anything, it just becomes a regular zombie."
"Wait, but what if a sphinx comes in and-"
There was so much faceplaming Toz typoed it.
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On the other side of the grandstands, Redfox was fuming.
"How the hell did I lose so easily? And to that Bronze Mage jackass? I'm significantly stronger than him! It was that kobold army of his. He cheated."
"It's always this way, isn't it?" A voice said behind him.
Redfox whirled around to see Nifsara Hunt, the GOD swordswoman/seductress. She had a scar across her neck from where Man In Blue had slit her throat, and was holding a sword with a peculiar-looking hilt, which she tossed from hand to hand idly.
"What do you want, girl?" Redfox spat, annoyed.
"Have you ever noticed that despite having greater numbers and resources, as well as having significantly more powerful members, when one of us goes up against the colorfolk or VEC the two band together and kick our ass?"
"Now that you mention it, you're right." Redfox admitted. "Why do you bring it up?"
"Well, our goals are actually pretty similar. You're after world domination, right?"
"Well, our goal is actually to find and destroy a certain artifact, but, I mean, after that world domination could be a worthy goal..."
"Perfect. See, we're want to take over the world too, although our reason for doing so is more complicated than just "look at our power". So I've been authorized to tell you that SOM is hereby invited to merge with GOD. We'll help you in your tasks, if you help us when we ask. Really, it'll be the same as it used to be for you, except sometimes we'll send you orders and some of your leaders have to go to our council meetings."
Redfox considered. "I can see the merits of two of the strongest factions combining as one, but I don't think Metalicana would like the idea of merely leading a faction of GOD."
"Well, in that case, the option of an equal merger is available. We could combine our forces entirely and become the Orignal Rรถรฐ dauรฐans Guild, Also Serving Metalicana. Not sure what the acronym for that would be, but I'm sure it would be completely family friendly and not something your health teacher completely ignored to further their agenda through scare tactics."
"Huh?"
"We could combine so Metalicana and Abaddon have equal power."
"Oh, okay. Well, I for one am mildly interested in the prospect, so I will bring it to my superiors, but I must ask, what happens if we reject your offer?"
"Oh, easy. Next SOM centered arc, we will sneak attack with as much power as possible at the worst possible time."
And just like that, Nifsara vanished into the crowd.
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Meanwhile, the zombies had overwhelmed the were-vampires, and the next match was about to begin.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 9, 2017 1:05:10 GMT -5
With everything that had happened, the past several battles had left the stadium in rough shape, and since we need a break from these fights for the time being, MM in lieu of fixing the stadium damage himself called a break while workers repaired the damage, and each team went to their respective corners.
In the Colorfolk corner, Man In Blue was wondering why things had been so quiet, so pulling out a remote, changed the channel of a screen to see what was going on in the writer's room.
"Hey... why is no one on duty?" He asked, confused.
The Writer was forced to come off break, and since Tug was busy, no one was sure of what matches to do next. However, a decision had been made:
"A fight between the two of us would be a perpetual stalemate; we have nothing to gain from this, so a mutual drop out would not be looked down upon"
"I suppose you have a point; besides, the way this match is heading, there will be an odd number again if we don't drop out"
And who was this, you ask? Find out soon enough.
But anyway, let's see what the teams are up to during the break:
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 10, 2017 14:02:24 GMT -5
The GOD was being GOD again. Ellena Morgan approached Balthazar Essex with basically the same spiel she gave SOM: The colorfolk and VEC are OP, the PIC should join GOD so they could be stronger.
VEC and SOM were throwing insults back and forth.
Suddenly, a voice yelled: "Screw it! Man In Steel Vs Blood Alchemist!"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 10, 2017 17:18:32 GMT -5
"Well now," said Essex, "I'm adverse to us 'joining' you, but I wouldn't be against a peace treaty of sorts..."
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Post by Tug on Jul 11, 2017 22:33:11 GMT -5
Well the PIC was disqualified and out of this dimension, but let's move onto a fight then... Man in Steel VS Balor
"This will be interesting to say the least..." commented Steel as he did as usual and started his descent into the arena until he was stopped by Man In Organ Liver and Man In Amaranth Purple
"Steel stop! You were stabbed... IN... THE... HEART! In my medical option you should be dead, and even though you somehow are walking around, I doubt you're in a fit enough condition to fight!" yelled Man In Organ Liver
"Two words... Tier 4... Anyway, I can't drop out this late in the tournament, I have my pride you now... Besides, it doesn't hurt... As much as before..." replied Man in Steel as he coughed heavily towards the end
"Even with your tiered abilities, I doubt your heart has completely recovered from that wound, honestly you shouldn't be even moving, it's through willpower alone you're still moving and it's worrying..." added Man In Amaranth Purple
"You two worry too much, I'm telling you, this will be a Colorfolk victory, I swear..." answered Steel as he jumped into the arena
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On VEC's side, Chaos was having a word with his subordinate...
"Balor, I know you have respect for the Man in Steel for both freeing you from Impel Down and helping in saving Elbaf, but don't let your debt cloud your judgement in this fight..." asked Chaos sternly
"Yes Chaos, this is exactly why I won't give him an easy time or forfeit, that would ruin my Giant pride... In fact, I even have a plan to counter him, I've fought with him before on a few occasions, I know how his powers work..." replied Balor as he proceeded into the arena...
The two opponents faced against each other, silently waiting for Marvelous to begin the fight, which is unusual for there was banter before these things, though Steel was silently huffing in pain...
"Challengers... FIGHT!!!"
Immediately, the Man in Steel turned his body into ice and charged at the Giant, but in the few seconds the Colorman rapidly charged Balor, had managed to get out two important spells for this match...
The spells Stoneskin and Golwm Crafting, it's evolved Elbafian version...
So just as Steel was to hit Balor and army of Stone Golems about Doruk's size stood in the Colorman's way, and even if he had made it to the Giant, his enhanced skin would not be easy to crack through
"Heh... You saw through my plan huh..." complemented Steel
"Knowing your style, since I'm such a massive target, you were going to use power and speed to take me down... So I'm going to showcase you my full defensive capabilities and play you a war of attrition..." replied Balor
"Well, I'll show you how much stamina I really have..." responded Steel as he smashed 10 Golems to pieces just to see 20 more rise up in place...
The Man in Steel, who normally might have an easier time with these kinds of fights, had he not both had to fight one of SOM's strongest members and get stabbed in the heart, he might have the energy to spare for this kind of assault. But since he was using a lot of his ice abilities to both rebuild the heart and get it pumping, a lot of his magical energy went into keeping him awake and alive. Since he couldn't take on the form from when he fought Aremur because of this issue, he had to settle with a basic form of tier 3 magic.
'Balor unknowingly made the best plan to defeat me normally, and his chance of victory have skyrocketed too because of my state... I think I'll never be able to admit this aloud, but VEC does have some seriously dangerous fighters, even if their leader or more or less an idiot half the time...' panted Steel mentally
Balor stood firm as he watched the Man in Steel chop down his Golems one after another, though he physically wasn't fighting the Colorman, he was wasting magic and stamina rapidly creating new golems to replace the ones Steel replaced...
'Even against my golems, he has no mercy... He may not know it, but he could fall down a very dark hole one day if he's not careful with that power of his... Focusing back on this fight, who knows how much longer I can keep this up... Though it's curious that he hasn't used 'that' ability I saw him use against Aremur and on Elbaf...' thought Balor in between breaths
"If I want to win I'll have to take some risks!" shouted Steel as he activated his Tier 5 spell, and even with the lack of stamina, managed to coat his entire body in the black 'armor' as well as his entire hammer. He charged forward rapidly like before, and as some golems tried to hit him, they shattered instantly and right when he was in front of Balor, before the Giant could react, he had already leaped up to his chest and wit ha massive swing with the Colorman's hammer, hit Balor and sent him flying into the arena's wall. Though Balor's Stoneskin cushioned most of the impact, Steel had put so much force into his dazed swing that if the Giant hadn't put up his defenses in preparation for the attack, he would be dead. Balor's consciousness had left him once he had been embedded in the wall, forcing his Golems to go into 'Standby Mode' for their master. This, just barely, gave the dazed Steel a victory...
"We have a winner!" yelled MM
"I... need... A nap..." thought Steel hazily as he made it back to the Colorfolk section as VEC gathered Balor's golems and attempted to remove him from the wall...
Before the Man in Steel could say anything, he fainted right in front of his team...
"Someone get Man In Organ Liver and Man In Amaranth Purple!" shouted Man in Blue as he went to his friend's side...
Meanwhile...
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 11, 2017 23:01:09 GMT -5
Bronze Mage Vs Woman In Pink
This one was personal.
Woman In Pink had once been a beautiful woman, but black magic and the Bronze Mage had ruined her life and left her in the body of an old woman. She had eventually been restored to normal offscreen, but the fact remained that the Bronze Mage had to die.
The Bronze Mage genuinely didn't care. He'd beaten Woman In Pink before. Multiple times. This would be easy. Or so he thought...
The two entered the arena and BM did his usual tactic: summon Kobolds and hide behind them. Woman In Pink, however, was not a normal colorperson. She leapt over the Kobolds, grabbed a sword from hammerspace, and landed on the Bronze Mage, knocking him flat on the ground. She held the sword to his neck and created a forcefield around the duo.
"Now it's just you and me. I know this is morally questionable, but I don't care. It's time for some revenge."
Woman In Pink ran the sword along his flesh until she reached his left wrist. With a single swing, she sliced off his hand at the wrist. Thick crimson blood pooled out of the festering stump as Bronze Mage screamed in terror. On the ground, the severed hand twitched and-
"Christ, cut back on the gory description! What is this, Dipper Goes To Taco Bell?" Woman In Pink snapped.
"No one's going to get that reference." Toz said.
"They're the lucky ones." Woman In Pink shuddered.
So, Woman In Pink sighed and cut off his other hand.
"So, you're just going to slice me into little pieces? Not exactly good, is it?" BM asked.
"You're just trying to put on a brave face to hide the fact that you don't know if MM will restore your limbs after the round, and that terrifies you." Woman In Pink said.
"Well, of course he will! I mean-"
"Nifsara from GOD still has a scar from Man In Blue.""
"Oh god."
The Bronze Mage felt sick, but he knew he had to hold out. If he could stay conscious until the end of this post, the next poster might give him his hands back, and even let him win.
*Disclaimer: I have not read Dipper Goes To Taco Bell. Nor do I need to. I understand it's the "Human Centipede" of fanfictions.
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Post by Tug on Jul 11, 2017 23:15:52 GMT -5
As the Bronze Mage screamed in agony, Woman in Pin krelsihed in his screams, and as she went for his head, a punch came out of nowhere and decked her in the face, sending her flying. When she looked where it came from, there stood the Bronze Mage, with both his hands and no scarring, staring at her...
"What?! I cut off your hands!" shouted Woman in Pink angrily
"Well, when I saw what you were planning on doing I used a charm Miraj gave me to create an illusion of fake hands and sent my real ones to a pocket dimension... The blood was fake too" chuckled BM
"GRGH! Stop messing around!!!" yelled Woman in Pink as she charged at the VECite
"Oh I am, I'm done messing around with you... Get read yto experience an even worse hell than what I've already done to you... Boys, take care of her.." replied the Bronze Mage as Woman in Pink was grappled in place, when she turned her head she realized a bunch of Kobolds had grabbed onto her and started dragging her into a portal to their dimension...
"Damn you Phyphyxlstyx!" screamed Woman in Pink as she disappeared in the dimension
The barrier dropped and the Bronze Mage walked back towards the VEC side, he counted, "3... 2... 1..." and Woman in Pink, unconscious, was thrown out of a portal and onto the arena's floor...
"We have a winner folks!"
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