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Post by Eyes on Jan 16, 2016 18:11:52 GMT -5
The leader thought for second.
"Hmm... f***!" he said, and decided to take desperate measures.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 17, 2016 22:33:29 GMT -5
"All right everyone... Let's run away like scared little babies!!" His voice became shrilled and high pitched.
"Those are our desperate measures?" The second in command asked.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 19, 2016 9:38:10 GMT -5
"Hivemind! Get outta my body!! Now then, let's ATTACK!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 23, 2016 22:46:43 GMT -5
""All right! Let's do our battle cry before we go!" The captain said.
The crew lined up, put their arms in front of their heads and said "not in the face!"
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 24, 2016 11:18:45 GMT -5
Suddenly, an escape pod hit them between the legs.
"Now to think of a good one-liner..." Toz muttered, while the Captain cried in pain.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 24, 2016 11:24:57 GMT -5
"You just said a one-liner..." thought Eyes, but oh well. Meanwhile, some aliens decided to get a closer look at this "Really Weird Thingamajig." |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 24, 2016 12:30:53 GMT -5
But the battle was the focus of the story at the moment, so we'll come back to that later
Toz stepped out of the escape pod, then de the captain.
"There he is! Fire!" The captain said. The crew began firing at Toz. Despite being only 20 feet or so away, not one shot hit, and he was out in the open!
"Really?" Toz asked, "where did you guys Learn to shoot?"
Then, he saw one guy jump in the air and spin twice before shooting. "What the heck?"
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Post by Eyes on Jan 24, 2016 12:34:07 GMT -5
"Psst! What's a 'Lea end'?" asked Eyes. "Whoops! Better edit that," replied Frank. |
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Post by Tug on Jan 24, 2016 14:50:48 GMT -5
Anyways, Tug felt like he was being ignored, even though he was wearing I suit of power armor with weapons designed to stop a giant asteroid, so he just decided to fire at the quantum troopers again...
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Post by Eyes on Jan 24, 2016 14:52:43 GMT -5
At this moment, Frank started to sing:
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
We are the troopers
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 24, 2016 16:12:58 GMT -5
But tug hadn't seen that thread on the Game Forum, so to be fair to him and not make jokes that only some of us will understand, that was overlooked... mostly.
"I'm not singing! I'm just listening to the greatest pop song ever!" Frank said, holding a radio
Anyway, tug was fighting the storm troopers, and gaining the upper hand
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Post by Eyes on Jan 24, 2016 16:47:18 GMT -5
"1..2..3..
We make a team together
1
2
3
We go full steam together...
"FRANK!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 24, 2016 23:49:35 GMT -5
"Who changed the radio on me?" Frank said.
Anyway, Tug was making short work of the generic grunts.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 25, 2016 8:52:53 GMT -5
Eyes was trying to get his own radio working... "Finally!" Bang your head!
Metal health will drive you mad!
Bang your head!
Metal health will drive you mad!
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Post by Admin on Jan 27, 2016 12:58:42 GMT -5
TGC then smashed it on the floor and threw it at one of the colorful stormtroopers
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Post by Eyes on Jan 27, 2016 13:31:52 GMT -5
" My radio!!" cried Frank, and, quite insanely, lunged at Admin's throat. |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 27, 2016 14:51:31 GMT -5
"Wait, why did I do this? I'm more civilized than this!" Frank said as he stopped lunging at TGC.
"We'll figure this out later; right now we've got to fight off the enemy!" He said.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 27, 2016 15:22:07 GMT -5
"What did you just become Captain or something?" Frank stared at Admin. "Right..." said Admin, who slunk away, while Frank took control. |
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 27, 2016 17:25:14 GMT -5
But Frank wasn't giving an order, he was just taking action to protect the ship; he couldn't understand why TGC sulked away.
Tug continued his fight; there were only a few stormtroopers left.
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Post by Eyes on Jan 27, 2016 20:37:37 GMT -5
Eyes couldn't help himself... ( WARNING: Iron Maiden reference) "Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh, oooooooooohhhhhh!"
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