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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2015 17:12:12 GMT -5
"Well, that's just it, I'm a firefighter by trade, so what could I do?" Diesel 6's driver said.
"I still need someone to maintain me." Diesel 6 pointed out "and during a fire, my foam canisters still need replacing when they run out, and I can't do that." Diesel 6 pointed out.
"I guess you can say I can "look after" diesel 6" he said
"When fighting fires, someone always needs to have your back." Diesel 6 said. The former driver nodded in agreement
Diesel 13's driver said "the only other thing I know besides driving trains is accounting, how could that help you?" He asked
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 25, 2015 17:23:50 GMT -5
"Well, I AM a multi-trillionaire, so I have a LOT of place where I need accounting done."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2015 17:31:02 GMT -5
(I think billionaire would be more reasonable, lol)
Just then, a call rang out.
"Diesel 6, a plane's crashed in a field; the passengers and crew managed to evacuate, but there's a fire that could spread at any moment!" The fire chief called.
"Roger, let's go!" Diesel 6 said Roger the fireman boarded diesel 6 and they sped off.
Should we follow them?" Diesel 12 asked D-11 (user)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 25, 2015 17:35:38 GMT -5
(Perhaps; but, how else would I be able to still have enough money to keep fixing them without running low? So I think multi-trillionaire works, or at the very least, trillionaire.) "If you want." "Let's go!" said Diesel 12 to Diesel 11. "Now, in which of my businesses do you want a job?"
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 25, 2015 18:14:08 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Man In Infrared climbed aboard Skiff.
"I have the dynamite you requested," said Sailor John. "Where to?"
As they sailed under the Big Dipper, Man In Infrared saw it: the edge of the set. And beyond it, a massive wall, as far as the eye could see.
"The fourth wall," he chuckled. "I hope you brought enough dynamite, because we're going to break it."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 25, 2015 20:18:23 GMT -5
Thomas and Bertie were having another race. Thomas had inched ahead, but Bertie was getting closer.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2015 20:59:29 GMT -5
"Wait a second, didn't our drivers tell us not to have another race?" Thomas asked
"Yes, now quit it you two. Hold on, what's that?" Thomas's driver said. Thomas and Bertie came to a stop... there was a crashed plane in the field!
"Oh my goodness! Is there a doctor or paramedic aboard?!" Thomas yelled to Annie and Clarabel. Bertie asked the same question.
Just then Diesel 6 arrived.
"All right six, you know what to do!" Roger the fireman said.
"Right!" Diesel 6 could see the plane, which was close enough that it was in range to be hit with the foam cannon, but far enough that the rails were not affected.
"This is fireman Roger, calling all units, we have a downed plane..."
At that moment, Diesel 11 arrived with some of his numbered diesels
"You think there's anything we can do?" Diesel 11 (engine) asked D-11
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 25, 2015 21:00:52 GMT -5
Then he remembered that Diesel 11 (user) wasn't there...
He was waiting for Diesel 13's driver's answer. "Well, I'll..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2015 21:08:10 GMT -5
... give him a call.
* ring- ring
"Hello."
"Hi, boss? We've come to the crash site, and we were wondering if you thought there could be something we could do to help here."
D-11 thought it over "I know. You could..."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 25, 2015 21:10:37 GMT -5
stay out of the way until I get there. Bye! Okay" (to Diesel 13's driver) "what job do you want?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2015 21:14:50 GMT -5
"If you've got a job where you need an accountant, I'll work for any one of them." He said.
D-11 looked through his portfolio
"Let's see... Albert's Apparel, Buster Brick Co., Charlie's Chocolate Co., Doofenshmirtz Evil inc.,"
"Wait, what?!" Diesel 13's driver, Darren said, swearing he heard that name before, and it didn't belong in this universe.
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Post by Admin on Aug 25, 2015 21:19:53 GMT -5
The reason he remembered that was because Man In Infared blew up the fourth wall!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 25, 2015 21:23:30 GMT -5
But the shock of what he saw was so great, it blew his mind to the point that he was rendered comatose.
"What a shame; very few are capable of handling "the awareness" without losing their minds" Man In Blue said as he winked to the readers.
But back at meeting, D-11 had some explaining to do.
"wait for what?" D-11 asked
"Did you say Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc?" Darren asked.
*man in infrared briefly Wakes up
"don't worry everyone, you'll see me again soon." Before fainting again
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 26, 2015 8:59:31 GMT -5
"Did I say Doofenshmirtz? Dang! I wish that Diesel 12 would stop watching that show!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 26, 2015 10:56:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at the Dieselworks, a pair of men in all black had snuck behind the dieselworks. They came to the old, forgotten engine behind the dieselworks and grinned deviously.
"Easy pickings Mack."
"Like always Morris."
Truth be told, in the last ten years there must have been 80 burglaries on that engine; but these two guys alone accounted for 1/3 of them.
Diesel 2 slept peacefully as the "Sodor Scrapmen" got to work. "Looks like most of the easy pickings are gone... Amateurs, time to go for the real gold." They began ripping open various panels and stripping out the copper wiring, and any other metal components that could be taken in their backpacks.
10 minutes after they started, they were already leaving.
Like taking candy from a baby." Morris said.
"I'm thinking 500 pounds easy on this one." Mack agreed.
"It! You! Stop right there!" A workman tried to stop them, but they were already getting away
"Darn it! That's the eighth time this year!" He said angrily.
Diesel 2 only just woke up "well, what did they take this time?" He asked.
back with D-11 and the driver "well, whatever company you need an accountant for, I'll work for it." He said.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 26, 2015 11:00:50 GMT -5
Just then Diesel 11 (user) heard shouting. "What the!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 26, 2015 11:07:12 GMT -5
Darren was confused. "Is something wrong?" He asked come to think of it, he wasn't even sure where they were at the moment.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 26, 2015 11:09:34 GMT -5
"Yes, something is wrong! I'm calling the police!" "Why?" "Thieves!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 26, 2015 11:16:54 GMT -5
At the dieselworks, the workman went to find the foreman.
"diesel 2 has been burglarized sir."
"Again?!" He pulled out a piece of paper and put another tally on it. "That makes number 84."
"Should we call the police sir?"
"Why bother? Every time we catch one of the crooks another takes its place." He said.
"If you say so." The workman said; he wasn't going to argue with his boss.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 26, 2015 11:35:48 GMT -5
Just then Diesel 11 (user) walked up. "Did you say Diesel 11?!" "Yes, sir." "You mean he's been sitting back there for 20 years and nobody told me?!?!" "We thought you knew." "Get him out IMMEDIATELY!!"
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