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Post by Toz76 on Jan 29, 2016 16:53:15 GMT -5
"Ah... ****. He's utterly useless."
Meanwhile, Inferno had re-gathered his flame demons, Priori had brought in her undead army, and Sickoia had revived Viv, who unleashed the army again. Also, Cutebunny's animal force had arrived.
"You know, I just realised... if Priori hadn't been randomly unconscious, she could have taken control of the death knights or whatever just attacked us." said Chessmaster.
"Well, if it was an elder lich, I couldn't possess it. They have some protection spell. He might have cast it on the army, too, but I don't know how often it can be cast. Greater Liches and Least Liches can't do it though..." and they began plotting.
After the initial surprise had passed, the VEC was fighting back quite well. Although there were no Colorfolk fatalities yet, many were injured. Man In White was getting worried.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 29, 2016 17:22:44 GMT -5
"About 1/4 of the Colormen and 1/3 of the Colorwomen are injured" he said. "Though the VEC have lost more, they are mostly grunts and make up about 1/4 casualty rate" he said. Though legendary for keeping calm under fire, he couldn't help but doubt the outcome. Then he went back to the planning.
Meanwhile, Man in Egyptian Blue had finally found chaos; he started with a powerful blast that sent him flying a good distance.
When Chaos came to, he was in a small clearing, man in Egyptian Blue emerged and slowly approached him.
"I've been looking for you" he said. He then held his hand up and his artifact manifested.
"staff of Craddox!" He screamed as he took a battle pose.
Choas stood up, and took a battle pose as well.
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 29, 2016 17:32:48 GMT -5
Chaos then turned invisible. He shot lightning out of his hands at Man In Egyptian Blue, who blocked it with his staff.
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!" He said.
"I don't need to IMAGINE great power when I've got the Horned One." Chaos replied, shooting a fireball.
MIEA dodged and unleashed a acid spell.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 29, 2016 17:53:24 GMT -5
"You'll need to do better than that!" MIEB called out.
Despite being invisible, MIEB was still able to get a rough idea of where chose was, and had an idea.
He shouted a spell and conjured water to cover the ground. Now he could see the footsteps of his sworn enemy in the mud.
"I have you now!" He screamed.
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 29, 2016 18:00:40 GMT -5
Until Chaos started levitating.
"Aw, c'mon, why can't it ever be a fair fight?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 29, 2016 18:17:40 GMT -5
The began exchanging blows; chaos occasionally took a blow, as did MIEB
Eventually, MIEB made chaos take a hard blow; chaos began "flickering." He was still invisible, but every so often he became visible for a couple seconds.
"Running out of magic, are we?" MIEB smirked. "See, even in old age, I can take you on, and then some!"
"It's not over yet!" Chaos retorted. Though it wasn't often, the brief moments of visibility were all MIEB needed to strike accurately.
"I will bring closure if it is the last thing I do!" Egyptian Blue screamed. Chaos was still levitating though; MIEB would need to figure out a new way to attack, and soon.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 29, 2016 20:55:24 GMT -5
Luckily, he found it in the form of a huge latter that just randomly fell from the sky. "Thank God!" "Hey, I did that!" growled the Writer, who now had second thoughts about what he'd done. At any rate, MIEB climbed the latter, and fought again.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 29, 2016 22:38:10 GMT -5
But that bit of comedy was ruining the theme of the scene, so the writer scrapped that.
Chaos began taunting MIEB; "Give it up old man! If I don't stop you, time will!" He exclaimed.
"I won't stop until you tell me what I want to know! When I am done with you, you'll be singing like a bird" MIEB replied.
And With another energy blast, the battle continued.
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Post by Admin on Jan 30, 2016 3:41:56 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in 3WSR B, TGC and the writer were walking towards TGC's old engine shed and workshop. "If we get to the writer room we can free some of the other writers" the writer said. Suddenly, the writer disappeared and the anti-writer appeared. "Oh, hello Auntie writer, no that wasn't a typo, I had to make that joke someday" TGC said. "Thanks for giving me the hearing of your last joke." The anti-writer said. "For here, you will die. "Now, I have a plan, I'll tell you it isn't a very good plan, and almost certainly won't work." TGC said. "I am a writer, and seeing my ability to go back in time and change the course of events, I have assembled a group of people." Three TGCs appeared. "This TGC is one that instead of being born in 2000 was born a long time ago in a galaxy far away and is a Jedi, this one was born in 2300 and became a crew member on the enterprise, and this one was born on Gallifrey as a time lord. everybody, may the force be with you, set phasers off of stun, and start reversing the polarity of the neutron flow" TGC prime said. The four TGCs closed their eyes and made a typing motion with their hands. During this time, TGC prime opened his eyes and saw it. The anti writer and the writer in one place, one exact place. The anti-writer and the writer were the same person. Faces appeared around TGC, they spun around him, Toz, Frank, D-11, Tug, Doc, and one more face that TGC remembered fondly, he knew all of the faces were a hallucination because of him, it was Don, the one who was written out of the story forever. But then he thought it wasn't a hallucination, as the faces struck the writer. A beak of light elected from the writer. The 4 TGCs combined into one, and TGC walked over to the writer, and touched him, the writer turned into light and became part of TGC. The whole world around TGC changed. TGC was back in 3WSR prime. But he was not well, TGC was going insane from having so many split personalities inside of him. TGC managed to walk into the writer room. "Help me. Help me- would you like a jelly baby- I am your father- Beam me up Scotty!"
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 30, 2016 10:55:52 GMT -5
"Oh, there you are, TGC. We're playing dice with the fate of Sodor in the balance. Wanna join in?"
"Master Yoda- is bigger on the inside- dear god no save me- Worf just got slaughtered by that- foolish writer and-..."
"What happened to him? It's lIke he's been possessed by something... Hivemind?" Asked Tug.
"No, Hivemind can't possess us, I don't think... can he?" Asked Frank.
"If I can get killed by VEC, then Hivemind can possess us." Said D11.
"Good point."
Tug chimed in. "It's almost like he's somehow contracted Multiple Personality Disorder."
"I think that perfectly normal and no one should do anything about it" said The Judge.
"Aw, crud. I forgot about him."
D11 slapped The Judge over the head with a massive sack of hundred-dollar bils, and he returned to his normal Tozzy self.
"Well, as long as real TGC is in charge of the story rather than Star Trek dude, we should be fine." Toz decided. "Now, I thought we had a climactic battle going on?"
《《《《《《《《》》》》》》》 "Give up, Chaos!" Yelled MIEB. "Even if you kill me, my son will take revenge!"
"Oh, this son?" Suddenly, MIEB felt a sharp pain and realized his son had stabbed him in the back. Literally!
"What? But, you're a colorman!"
"Not yet, and I don't plan to be." Suddenly, MIEB's entire family showed up, armed with whatever they could find around the house.
"I- my heart!"
Chaos turned and walked away. "I owe Hivemind a favor. Who knew a nonegenarean could be so tough?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 30, 2016 11:25:11 GMT -5
"You think... You really think that will stop me?! Man in Egyptian blue screamed. He knew he had to act fast.
He then proceeded to aim his staff at his family. He could see an all to familiar look in their eyes
"You think you're so smart hivemind? Yes, I know it's you in there. But we both know that you can only maintain control as long as they are conscious!"
The tip of his staff glowed, and his family fell asleep. He walked over to his son.
"I know that was not you in control; do not worry, it will be fine." Egyptian Blue said.
"So my time has come." He said to himself. "No; not yet. I just need a little more time. This will only work once, and then my end is assured."
Hold his staff, his body glowed. His damage was repaired, and he had become exponentially more powerful.
"What happens to me is irrelevant; but your time has come!" And he charged off. Chaos was heading back to the VEC forces, when suddenly he felt a strong force behind him
"What the?! You?!" Chaos said. The resulting energy blast severely injured him. Then, he found himself tied to a tree as strange looking ropes manifested around him.
Egyptian blue walked towards him. Putting on gloves, Egyptian blue reached into his pocket and pulled out strange looking cuffs. He put them on chaos, who felt so much weaker.
"What? No! These cuffs are..."
"That's right. Vallerium; now you're powerless. I've thought this over very carefully; every step of the way, making sure they wouldn't touch me at any point. But now, I've got you right where I want you... Talk." He said grimly to chaos.
Defeated, chaos proceeded to reveal exactly what he wanted to know.
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Post by Tug on Jan 31, 2016 20:06:12 GMT -5
Meanwhile, the rest of VEC was doing battle with the stronger members of the Colormen, while other, less powerful Colorfolk did battle with VEC's foot soldiers, when...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 31, 2016 20:15:00 GMT -5
The Duplicator fell into a coma; he had not eaten in a while, and his body's metabolism could no longer support the amount of clones that he was producing.
Man in Bright Turquoise set up an ambush; he lured ocean man into a trap, where he threw him into a teleportation portal and ocean man found himself in the middle of a desert.
"One down; a good several more to go" he said to himself.
As this went on, Chess master consulted with General Colossomo and The General about the next move.
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 31, 2016 21:01:31 GMT -5
"We lost our comic relief squad, Ocean Man is down, and Chaos has vanished... never mind, he always does."
"Let's see... if we can break through the left flank, we can send Viv's army through to Vicarstown here, then around the coast to Norramby."
"Priori's corpse army is coming down the coast. They'll attack the enemy's right flank from behind."
"What if we have them split up and send some here, so that when the main part reaches here, they can split the right flank away from the rest of the army and allow us to send the fire demons through here?"
"Perfect. I'll spread the word."
■◆■◆■◆■◆■ Man In White was in trouble. VEC was using a spell to block the Helmet of Cronk's divination powers, and he found himself under attack from some of Priori'a corpses that had snuck up behind him.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 31, 2016 21:27:22 GMT -5
Several Colormen notices and began to take action to help him.
Man in black took his javelin and threw it in the middle of the advancing group.
Lightning struck the field around them, and began striking down the foot soldiers.
"Now!" Man in white called.
Suddenly, a couple Colormen, raised their artifacts, and a portal opened up, sucking the undead into it.
"Let's see you try to resummon them now" man in silver said.
Another group of Colormen launched an attack on captain Dynamo and lightning man; they conjured rubber suits to entrap them; their electricity effectively disabled.
Other Colormen fell injured, but the scale slowly tipped in Sodor's favor
On the western end of the battlefield, the red warriors prepared to lead a decisive counterattack.
"Time to make up for our past mistakes; lets do it!" Man in red shouted. They lead a strong offensive against the VEC lines. The VEC did try to brace, and did injure some Colormen, but the VEC took a heavy hit here. Not enough to end the battle, but enough to concern the VEC higher ups.
over on another part of the battlefield...
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 31, 2016 23:20:05 GMT -5
The Colorfolk were getting crushed. Man In Green had attempted to charge the Army-In-A-Can, but he and his allies were badly injured.
"We might lose this one, Sir." Man In NWR Blue said.
"We can't beat them on their own turf. Fall back!" Yelled Man In Blue.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 31, 2016 23:31:53 GMT -5
Forced to withdraw, each side lost and gained a roughly equal amount.
In one part of the Battlefield, the "electric guild" had managed to surround The Salamander, Stormtrooper, Owl Man, Doctor Lazer, The Fist and Short fuse.
"Ok, do it!" Called Man In Electric Blue. An Electric cascade surrounded and engulfed the VEC members. They were knocked out rather quickly. In the process though, Man In Electric Indigo and Man In Electric Lavender fainted.
One of the commanders was looking over the field, and noticed a little girl wandering around it, seemingly oblivious to everything going on.
"Say... does Silicia know her daughter is on the battlefield. She could get hurt you know" The General said, looking through his binoculars.
"Mommy?" Silicia's daughter said, innocently ignoring everything around her.
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 31, 2016 23:42:49 GMT -5
"That's our secret weapon. The Colorfolk won't hurt a kid, so we had Hivemind possess her and gave her a +3 Dagger of Roleplay Parodying. She'll slit their throats!"
But VEC hadn't reckoned on Man In Arylide Yellow!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 31, 2016 23:54:34 GMT -5
Indeed, when Man In Arylide Yellow saw her, he decided to take advantage of this rare opportunity.
He conjured snakes and had them surround her. Incredibly, she somehow "awakened" and screamed in fear at the top of her lungs.
Silicia had found Hivemind's main body and confronted him.
"Hivemind, what is this I heard about you possessing my daughter?" She asked
"She's our secret weapon" he said. "She's surrounded by snakes right now, and she'll probably get hurt, but don't worry, she'll be fine" he said quite seriously.
The next thing hivemind knew, he saw his life flash before his eyes.
(Moral of the story: never get between a mother and her child. Don't worry though; hivemind doesn't die here... He just gets really bad boo-boos)
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 1, 2016 0:02:44 GMT -5
(And only in one of his 7000 bodies, too.)
"Well, damn. I hate "boo-boos"."
Man In Arylide Yellow sent in more snakes!
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