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Post by Admin on Jan 14, 2016 12:21:05 GMT -5
"Geronimo!" "Allons-y!" "Oh for gods sake, Gallifrey Stands!" and with that, the ship flew off. then a man ran up to the ship while it was taking off. "I've got your water! oh... never mind then..."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 14, 2016 12:29:04 GMT -5
Suddenly, BOOM! "*******************************************************!!" cried Admin. "I knew you should've waited, Biblically Accurate Angel, you *******!!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 14, 2016 12:57:21 GMT -5
"Wait, sounds can't travel through space, what was that?" Tug asked.
"He pressed the boom sound effect button; he pressed it at the wrong moment and totally ruined the atmosphere!" TGC said.
Award silence fell for a few moments.
"Uh... checking the Abertatior Isomerizer" TGC said
"Engaging the Bivula scetterscope" D-11 said
"Disengaging the hyperdrive oscillator" Tug said
"activating the quantum danrilator" Toz said.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 14, 2016 12:59:58 GMT -5
Oh, what the heck! *PRESSES BUTTON*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 14, 2016 16:32:36 GMT -5
"D-11, why on earth would you activate the Holdoff modulator?" Tug asked.
"Because the Gritsky Coldrulator is malfunctioning and we need to compensate" D-11 said.
"Better get that fixed then; do you have the Fibbler ratchet?" Toz asked
"Yes, it is next to the Wiglan spanner" D-11 asked.
"All right, better get to work then" TGC said. D-11 nodded and went to go fix it.
"Now then, what is the status on the Jerrigan Robulator?" TGC asked Toz
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 14, 2016 17:12:44 GMT -5
It's broke.
"What d'ya mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
If there's a new way I'll be the first in line But it better work this time."
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 14, 2016 22:43:41 GMT -5
"Can we stop with the friggin' technobabble and actually fly the ship? And maybe explain what our mission is?"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 14, 2016 22:45:23 GMT -5
"And perhaps keep me in the loop? I'm tired of being stuck in the lab while the four of you are on the bridge doing...whatever it is you're doing." Frank said
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Post by Admin on Jan 14, 2016 23:37:01 GMT -5
TGC pulled up a map on the main computer. "ive gotten parts of this map from various gangs, and ive managed to make an almost complete map. from my analysis i can see we are around here." TGC pointed in the bottom left corner to a planet marked "Kerbin" "good thing we got out in time! although the Kerbal made a space station there, out in the woods there are tribes of cannibal Kerbal, who feast on the kerbal in crashed ships." Toz said. "how advanced is their technology?" Tug asked. "they are at the same stage humans were in 2027, they can reach throughout about 7 planets, but can't leave." Toz concluded. "Also, Frank, we have a use for you now. some minerals attached to our ship on Kerbin, would you analyse those minerals, and see if there are any life forms in them?" TGC said, plugging the ship-wide scanner into Frank's Mineral Analyser, then plugging that into the 4th plugin slot on the wall, pulling up an extra tab on the main monitor with Frank's analysis, and next to it, the scanner. "Ok, now, Tug, Diesel 11, get up into the main tesla, Toz an i will command the ship to..." TGC said, closing his eyes and waving his finger around the map. "There! no wait, that's earth... There! Arthine, an artificial planet, ive heard they just made a large ball with a bunch of elevators and hallways wrapping around it and after 30 years a bunch of asteroids filled in the blank spots, making a huge rocky space station that looks like a planet orbiting around the sun. Toz, you get the left side of the controls ill get the right." TGC said. and with that, they got into their places and set off. meanwhile, on Arthine another planet was going to collide into Arthine.
"Captain! a large rocky planet is going towards us!" "i'm picking up glass tubes inside of it!" "What?! communicate with it!" a crew member got into a transmission. "TGC?!" The captain said, looking at the monitor. "CGT actually. we are coming in contact with Arthine for the sake of minerals, now, once we ge in close contact we will open a shield, everything that isnt us inside of it will be sucked into our supplies, and is now turned on." CGT said, as a quarter of a level just disappeared, and CGT's planet got bigger. just then, the crew of the Dragoex arrived. Toz automatically saw CGT's plan. "Change tesla to resist mode and fire at that corner of Arthine." Toz said as Tug changed the mode and Diesel fired the tesla. TGC then got into a transmission with the captain of Arthine and CGT. "Hello." TGC said in his british accent, suddenly CGT and the captain shook. "CGT's planet and Arthine have collided." Frank said, getting into the call. soon all the other members got into the call. "Well well, what did i think was going to happen? CGT said. "Send out our Quantum Troopers." CGT said as a man in a lime green suit appeared on the screen. "i see our First Order style armor has been finished." CGT said. "get the quantum troopers out of this ship." and with that people in red, orange, yellow, green, teal, cyan, blue, indigo, violet, purple, and pink jumped out of the ship and started using jetpacks to fly around in space, followed by the one in lime. "i guess CGT is a fan of star wars, eh?" Tug said to diesel 11. "who wouldnt make a homage to Star wars when they have the technology?" Diesel 11 said "Star Trek Fans" Toz said. "True." Diesel 11 said
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Post by Tug on Jan 14, 2016 23:45:45 GMT -5
"Anyways, TGC, I'll handle the Quantum Troopers since I seem to be the weapons expert... Just give me five minutes to modify a suit of power armor to work in space, and I'll deal with those guys..." Tug said
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 14, 2016 23:56:04 GMT -5
From his lab; frank alerted the bridge.
"The EMP is at 100%; fire when you are ready!" Frank called; all of the "super science" weapons were under his jurisdiction to watch over.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 15, 2016 9:43:56 GMT -5
Suddenly, KABOOM! "What happened?" grouched Frank. "Well," said Admin, "you said 'fire when you are ready', so we did... unfortunately, the sparks from our fire caught some dynamite on fire..."
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Post by Admin on Jan 15, 2016 10:42:45 GMT -5
"wait.. that doesnt even make sense!" the writer said, removing the last few lines
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 15, 2016 10:47:00 GMT -5
Was there even a Writer?.... Who knows!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 15, 2016 11:40:18 GMT -5
But there was no dynamite in the ship, so yes.
"Ok, get ready, here goes the EMP" tgc said. And a powerful EMP blast headed for the enemy ship.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 15, 2016 11:43:37 GMT -5
However, nothing happened!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 15, 2016 11:53:58 GMT -5
"Give it a minute; takes a little time for the effects to kick in". Frank said.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 15, 2016 11:55:36 GMT -5
But they didn't have a minute to spare, as the enemy ship had just shot a missile at them!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 15, 2016 11:59:40 GMT -5
"Gah!!!!" The crew screamed. But then the missle flew off course. Turns out the EMP had fried the targeting systems.
"It worked!" Frank said.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 15, 2016 12:17:27 GMT -5
But unfortunately, the EMP suddenly malfunctioned, and the protagonists' ship was now in danger!
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