|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:10:10 GMT -5
Frank right now:
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 17:17:18 GMT -5
Would you let Johnathan Frakes do unspeakable things to you? If yes, reply to this thread with specific details. If no, leave this thread and never return
|
|
|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 18:08:53 GMT -5
I reject your premise and your conclusion, and everything else in between. Long live the marketplace of ideas.
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 18:17:33 GMT -5
CAPITALIST DETECTED. BEGINNING "ALL POWER TO THE WORKERS" EXECUTION PROGRAM
|
|
|
Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 19:12:32 GMT -5
Communist society achieved.
Side effects now being implemented
No one is pursuing difficult, demanding but necessary careers because they no longer have incentive to.
One man looks at a flyer, โhmmmโฆ I could become a brain surgeon or architectโฆ but if I can become a janitor or waiter and make exactly the same amount of money for a simpler job, why should I work myself so hard if the finish line is the same regardless?โ
Communist society collapses; please evacuate to a safe haven while we pick up the pieces
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 19:27:34 GMT -5
Epic Frank lib moment
With no more need to do busywork jobs just to live, people are motivated to follow their passions. People still choose to become brain surgeons, but now only the people who are legitimately driven to it do, rather than people who just want a paycheck and don't actually care about saving lives. More people are free to pursue art, music, and philosophy, and everyone pitches in to make sure the needs of the community are met
ADMIN NOTE: THIS THREAD IS RAPIDLY TURNING INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE. BECAUSE THE MODS ARE SPINELESS COWARDS, WE'RE LOCKING THIS THREAD
|
|
|
Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 19:35:46 GMT -5
Wow, thatโs actually a really good point; too political for this forum, weโre supposed to be light hearted
Everyone is to calm down and take a breather while we quarantine this thread until we return to less toxic and more genuinely comical topics
|
|
|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 19:37:31 GMT -5
Frank, if COVID taught us anything, it's that the mere suggestion of people quarantining themselves = people doing exactly not that. I thought you were the trivia guy!
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 19:38:39 GMT -5
Y'all, I'm enjoying today's posting spree, but I gotta get ready for a date, so can we stop posting in this thread?
|
|
|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 19:40:45 GMT -5
Okay but like, let's be honest, we're the true loves of your life. If we weren't, you wouldn't have invested 8+ years of your life in our sorry asses.
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 19:42:34 GMT -5
You're so right...
(The thread fades to black and the credits roll as the 3WSR members all begin to make out)
|
|
|
Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 19:44:37 GMT -5
Frank comes out of the bathroom, โhey guys what did I miโฆ uh, what?โ Frank says as he slowly back away, then after leaving does that comical thing where he uses all sorts of planks, chains and chairs to bar the door and stop the posting
|
|
|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 19:47:45 GMT -5
"I swear, I leave for five minutes and you guys can't keep your hands off each other!" shouts Frank.
"We can explain..." stutters Eyes.
"I don't want your explanations, I just wanted to enjoy my Italian submarine sandwich in peace!" And Frank holds up his Italian submarine sandwich in war. *Laughtrack*
The view before him was just wild.
|
|
|
Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 20:06:12 GMT -5
That view of course, was of a boarded up door
โMan, I gotta do something more interesting with my lifeโ
*this thread closed until we find something interesting to do; let the construction begin
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 8, 2023 0:13:21 GMT -5
This post has been designated as a materials storage zone, please do not post in this thread as you'll block the trucks bringing materials for the construction project
|
|
|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 8, 2023 1:20:13 GMT -5
This thread sucks, let's use a different one.
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 8, 2023 18:05:20 GMT -5
Agreed, I'm sick of this thread. I swear, if I have to read one more post here, I'm going to lose it
|
|
|
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 8, 2023 19:58:44 GMT -5
How'd your date go, Toz?
|
|
|
Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 8, 2023 20:19:00 GMT -5
I hope you had a good time on it
|
|
|
Post by Toz76 on Mar 8, 2023 21:51:13 GMT -5
It went well, also I win
|
|