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Post by Tug on Mar 2, 2016 22:54:36 GMT -5
Raios: Hello it's Raios here and our Lord said we needed to get out some PR or something since not a lot of people are still sure on SOM in general...
Yao: It's really annoying when someone starts proclaiming your apart of a church like those crazy fools over at VEC, I'm a proud Buddhist and...
Stein: Quiet Yao, let our commander finish talking...
Monet: Yes, it's very rude to the audience reading this...
Shalltear: Yao learn your place you insect...
Yao: Hey, at least I'm a human unlike most of you
Keyes: And do you have a problem against your comrades Yao, because our forces could easily wipe out your Ninja clan...
Sebaastain: What are you afraid the Goat Man, the Harpy, the Vampire Girl, and the Elder Lich will devour you in your sleep?
Yao: Really, I'll show you a thing or two...
Raios: Enough! I was going to introduce each of you so our audience would know who to ask questions for, but it seems you have already do so, so we're moving on... And Yao, speak to me after this ok...
Yao: *Gulp*
Raios: Anyways we await your questions for us the followers of the Dragon king himself!
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 3, 2016 0:29:23 GMT -5
Keyes: Lichs are basically magic-weilding skeletons. Who were you when you were alive?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 0:44:45 GMT -5
All- could we have brief descriptions of the main members? Mainly for clarification purposes.
(also, you might want to not use yellow and white fonts; kind of hard to read)
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Post by Tug on Mar 3, 2016 1:56:10 GMT -5
(There I changed it to orange and purple so it would be easier to read)
Toz:
Keyes: I can't really answer that, my origins are slightly foggy... I think evil flooded into this body I occupy, but it raised up from under the roots of a dead willow tree and not a grave, so I have no idea who this body once belonged to...
Frank:
Raios: Alright, I'm Raios, the Shadow Sorceror who is the commander of SOM who serves directly under our Lord himself...
Yao: I'm Yao a wizard from the Far East who is the head of the Crimson Lotus Ninja Clan
Stein: I'm Stein, a Stone Assimilation Man who leads an army of monsters for our Lord..
Monet: I'm Monet, a harpy who leads the race called the Lizardmen...
Keyes: I'm Keyes, an Elder Lich who leads an army of undead for our Lord...
Shalltear: I'm Shalltear, a vampire who dedicates all of her energy and forces to our Lord...
Sebaastain: I'm Sebaastain, I am our Lord's personal butler and lead his entire waiting staff. I am also a goat man...
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Post by Admin on Mar 3, 2016 2:07:59 GMT -5
(Could you also change Keyes's color? Because the theme I use makes his name invisible.)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 8:12:12 GMT -5
Shalltear- So if a vampire gets scurvy and his fangs fall out, is that pretty much a death sentence?
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Post by Tug on Mar 3, 2016 8:16:55 GMT -5
(There I changed it to brown is that good for you TGC?)
Shalltear: Basically, but purebred vampires, like myself who has the ability to control and turn people into vampires, actually have their fangs grow back it they were to ever lose them, it takes a while, maybe 300-400 years, but straws are a nice replacement while you wait...
Sebaastain: Hey didn't that happen to one of the prisoners at Impel Down?
Shalltear: Oh yeah, that reject, I tried to control him but he was kind of useless without his fangs, so I just threw him in that prison, man I can still taste that foul blood...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 8:25:31 GMT -5
So the one called Fang is not a purebred vampire but a "convert" if you will?
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 3, 2016 10:07:38 GMT -5
(I can't read Raios on my current theme)
Sebastian, what sort of things does a dragon's butler do?
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Post by Tug on Mar 3, 2016 17:07:16 GMT -5
(There Toz I changed it to Red, is that better?)
Frank:
Shalltear: Correct, he was a sailor I converted a few hundred years ago, at the time I was a bit peckish ,but he had a stronger will than I realized, so he would not easily work for me like other converts I create. Also he had developed scurvy and once a virus like that infects a vampire it stays with you forever, so he became useless without his fangs so I sent him to the prison since I grew bored of his failures...
Toz:
Sebaastain: Currently I've been tasked by our Lord to help in this venture, but he used to have my staff and I do whatever he asked of us... We have never actually physically met our Lord, our orders from him came from Vados, his personal attendant... It was fine, mostly getting things for our Lord and ending people who got in his way, the usual...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 17:25:42 GMT -5
Actually, scurvy isn't caused by a virus; it's caused by an extreme vitamin C deficiency; really, if you vampires saw the value of oranges, lemons and limes, you'd be fine
Fang: are you kidding me?! All I need to do is eat an orange? Or at least someone with vitamin c in their blood?
"Uh, yea. I mean, can you guys eat regular food?"
Fang: "well, I mean, we could, but it's been so long I wouldn't know."
Anyway, onto my next 2 questions
All: do you rely strictly on Magic, or do you see some value in technology?
All: who was the one that sent Legal Eagle to the prison?
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Post by Tug on Mar 3, 2016 19:22:43 GMT -5
Frank:
Raios: Most of our top tier members rely on magic but a few of us, mostly foot soldiers, use weapons like guns and swords...
Stein: Actually a lot of the Impel Down Staff rely on normal weapons, with maybe except Magellan, I think he might just naturally be made of poison or something...
Yao: No it's a type of magic, it might be from a rare magic condition, you see magic is within all of us and sometimes it takes on a...
Shalltear: Hey wasn't the Captain of the Armada just a regular human or something?
Monet: Oh you mean the Pirate Prince, yeah he is, just really fast and might be a bit crazy....
Yao: HEY DON"T IGNORE ME!!!!!
Keyes: I forgot we had a fleet, what was it's purpose again?
Raios: Oh I'll tell you later Keyes, it's purpose is a surprise for the audience anyway, oh yeah, Yao...
Yao: Yes?
Raios: Shut up... Anyways your other question... I think it was, Monet right?
Monet: Oh yes him, he tried to convince me to admit I was wrong in cornering him once, he would have got away if I hadn't put my glasses on and seen through his deception, they're good for more then reading you know...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 3, 2016 19:47:17 GMT -5
( Tug, maybe you shouldn't use colors at all. ) Shalltear: I'm a huge fan!
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Post by Tug on Mar 3, 2016 20:13:27 GMT -5
(Meh... The colors make them more individualized unless anyone else doesn't want me to use colors, then I'll just type them normally)
Shalltear: Why thank you mortal, now that I know I'm liked I would love a donation from you, I think you can guess, or even better why don't I stop by and turn you into one of my officers as a reward, you frequent the Dieselworks, correct?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 20:18:04 GMT -5
"Good luck with that; us writers have rather strong plot armor" Frank quipped
"What's that?"
'Uh... I'll explain later" then Frank went on to his next question
Stein- With your stone assimilation powers; if you turned into pumice, would you be able to float on water as stone?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 3, 2016 20:21:16 GMT -5
(Meh... The colors make them more individualized unless anyone else doesn't want me to use colors, then I'll just type them normally) Shalltear: Why thank you mortal, now that I know I'm liked I would love a donation from you, I think you can guess, or even better why don't I stop by and turn you into one of my officers as a reward, you frequent the Dieselworks, correct?Why, yes, I do. But why do you call me a mortal?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 20:24:28 GMT -5
(She's a vampire and you're a human)
Yao- What is your take on eastern vs western magic?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 3, 2016 20:28:17 GMT -5
(She's a vampire and you're a human) Nice way to ruin it, pal.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2016 20:33:06 GMT -5
Sorry; I didn't mean to upset you, honest.
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Post by Tug on Mar 3, 2016 20:38:06 GMT -5
Yao: Finally a question for me... The mason difference is the style they're learned, in the East, we focus more on being one with one's self through months of meditation and sitting under waterfalls, unlike the West were you train yourselves for the abilities, we have to graced with them from nature...
Keyes: You were meditating, I just thought you were sleeping Yao
Yao: Yes that was definitely rigorous and intense meditation I was going through and was definitely not sleeping...
Raios: Anyways... Next question...
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