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Post by Toz76 on Mar 12, 2023 18:22:37 GMT -5
Rule #40
1,000 Eyes must include a minimum of three (3) (tres) (drei) (11 in decimal) (XI) sex scenes in all works of fiction she writes greater than 2000 words in length
(Make 3WSR horny again)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 12, 2023 20:55:28 GMT -5
Rule #41
1000 Eyes is not allowed to propose that we “blow up parliament while playing the 1812 Overture” in real life
(Seriously, nobody remembers that movie anymore)
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 20, 2023 2:38:26 GMT -5
Rule #42
1000 Eyes needs to stop posting quality writing effective immediately, it makes the rest of us look bad by comparison
(Just kidding, keep it up, I love it)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 25, 2023 19:51:39 GMT -5
Rule #43
1000 Eyes is not allowed to make jokes about the meaning of life
(This would have been the 42nd rule, but it got stuck in committee)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 7:56:46 GMT -5
Rule #44
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to post about how someone's writing is "mad sexy" and "so fuckable".
(Dammit, I don't have anything to say about Toz's new story then. My hands are tied [oh nice hot].)
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 17:32:23 GMT -5
Rule #45
1,000 Eyes is allowed to start an onlyfans, but must not post pictures of feet.
(Not even toes, you sickos)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 2, 2023 20:20:51 GMT -5
Rule #46
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to buy Twitter and give the trolls free reign of the site
(Once was enough)
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 20:24:09 GMT -5
Rule #47
1000 Eyes may not play any guitar tuned to Drop C# or open D
(We need to limit her power in any way we can)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 29, 2023 14:53:33 GMT -5
Rule #48
1000 Eyes is not allowed to propose that insert latest dance craze here be a part of a story
(Give it a rest, the trend is dead)
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 30, 2023 16:11:37 GMT -5
Rule #49
1000 Eyes is no longer allowed access to the coffee maker in the second floor break room
(If you drank the "extra spicy peppermint mocha" last week, your insurance payout is in the mail. Get well soon)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 19, 2023 22:14:29 GMT -5
Rule #50:
1000 Eyes is no longer allowed to drink Long Island Iced Teas
(Don't worry, it's nothing to get upset about; they taste terrible anyway)
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Post by Toz76 on May 19, 2023 23:09:24 GMT -5
Rule #51: Eyes is no longer allowed to wear red socks on Taco Tuesdays
(We all know why this rule is necessary, the last thing we want is a repeat of the Olive Incident)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 20, 2023 20:03:09 GMT -5
Rule #52
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim to have proven the existence of God
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim to have proven the nonexistence of God
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim to have proven God is “somewhere in Europe”
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim to have proven (REDACTED) is actually God
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim God “probably has red hair”
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim “We are all just pawns in a simulation controlled by God”
(Wait, that wasn’t Eyes? Uh, never mind then. But still, we don’t recommend doing these things)
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Post by Toz76 on May 21, 2023 21:59:09 GMT -5
Rule #53
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to play the Digimon CCG with employees and bet money on the outcome
(Especially not if she keeps winning, my wallet can't handle this much)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on May 29, 2023 20:39:43 GMT -5
Rule #54:
1,000 Eyes is not allowed to write a story about a lonely main character that falls in love with his neighbor
(It's been done to death and you can think of things more creative than this)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 0:57:56 GMT -5
Rule #55
Eyes… can’t… drive… 55!
(Sorry for the Sammy Hagar reference, gang, I’ll do better next time.)
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:09:15 GMT -5
Rule #56
Eyes may not claim to have amnesia spray and use it on--
(Wait, what was I talking about?)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:14:15 GMT -5
Rule #57
Eyes must never speak the deplorable word and wipe out all of 3WSR.
(Sorry, not even Frank knows that word.)
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 22, 2023 1:20:53 GMT -5
Rule #58
Eyes is no longer allowed to have sexual relations with cryptids
(Nessetarina excepted, she gets grandfathered in. But if I catch you necking some Yeti girl in the janitors closet again, I swear to god...)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 25, 2023 13:18:19 GMT -5
Rule #59
1,000 Eyes is no longer allowed to claim that there “has been a security breach in sector 7!” And blast the klaxon at max volume
(It worked once, but now everyone knows the forum only has FIVE sectors)
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