The 3WSR Show: The Movie

[frankthetriviaman]

About three years ago, this trailer was posted as a joke in Season 1 of the sitcom:

"Mr. D'Levin, please take the stand..."

*announcer takes over

"A high profile case, for the future of America's number 4 rated sitcom"

(D-11 is on the stand)

"And I for one think that despite its faults, we have every right to speak our views even if not everyone agrees with them"

Announcer: "PETA is out for blood... which is appropriate considering what they do"

(PETA activist on the stand)

"We will not stand for this slander of our good name"

Lawyer: "We don't have to do anything; you brought this on yourself!"

Announcer: Coming soon, a story filled with action

(TGC walks away slowly from a fancy sports car, a smirk on his face, as it dramatically explodes behind him)

Announcer: A story filled with adventure

(Tug is sitting atop Alberto, wearing clothes akin to Lawrence of Arabia, as they march on across a desert)

"It's here Alberto... I know it is!"

Announcer: "A story filled with romance"

(D-11 enters a door, with chocolates and flowers)

"You've been waiting a long time for this, but here I am"

Announcer: "A story filled with fourth wall breaking and trope referencing... wait, what?"

Frank: Well duh! This is the 3WSR Show after all.

Announcer: Frank The Trivia Man, David D'Levin, Tozzie "Toz" Bare, Sean Tugston, and TGC in... 3WSR: The TV movie, coming soon to a channel near you

Toz: What the hell did you just call me?!

Announcer: Don't look at me, it's in the script"

......

And now after all this time... we're finally doing it.

[frankthetriviaman]

*Semi dramatic orchestral music plays over big, flying letters, as the production company logos, cast and major crew are introduced., before finally revealing the title:

3WSR: THE MOVIE

............

We open our tale in a vast, barren desert.  There is nothing but sand in all directions.  Dunes as far as the eye can see, and not a drop of water anywhere.  But what's this?  we see faint movement in the distance and zoom in upon this figure.  We get closer and closer until... we see that is is our good friend, Tug.  He is riding Alberto, and wearing clothes akin to Lawrence of Arabia.  It is clear that he has been traveling this desert for many days.  He looks upon the map he has; for this world-class accountant has a mission that he must complete.

"It's here Alberto... I know it is!" he declares with excitement.