Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 26, 2020 13:13:22 GMT -5
*Semi dramatic orchestral music plays over big, flying letters, as the production company logos, cast and major crew are introduced., before finally revealing the title:
3WSR: THE MOVIE
We open our tale in a vast, barren desert. There is nothing but sand in all directions. Dunes as far as the eye can see, and not a drop of water anywhere. But what's this? we see faint movement in the distance and zoom in upon this figure. We get closer and closer until... we see that is is our good friend, Tug. He is riding Alberto, and wearing clothes akin to Lawrence of Arabia. It is clear that he has been traveling this desert for many days. He looks upon the map he has; for this world-class accountant has a mission that he must complete.
"It's here Alberto... I know it is!" he declares with excitement.
It's a tough job, but someone has to be the trivia guy. What do you mean it can't be me?!