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Post by Toz76 on Jul 13, 2019 22:42:09 GMT -5
"The true power I wield, the power of plot manipulation. For I know that my great great great great great great great great grandson, Silvestron, will be the one to finally accomplish my goal of
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 13, 2019 22:53:41 GMT -5
"...obtaining the Crystal of Gasernax, assuring my place in the annals of history" he declared
But Solzar didn't know that Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium, the new tailed one, had begun the first of the 71 quests that would lead to his downfall. Her first quest was to... teach her friends how to properly pronounce her name.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 14, 2019 1:52:17 GMT -5
While she does that, I think itโs important to clarify somethings that the listener may not yet be aware of. What follows is a 3,000 word essay detailing the hidden meanings of the term โTale of the Tailโ.
Now, when one first hears the term โTale of the Tailโ, it comes across as a bit of a play on the two homophones โtaleโ and โtailโ. Now while that may have been partly the intention, one must keep in mind what the title means. A tale is a fictitious or true narrative or story, especially one that is imaginatively recounted, while a tail is the hindmost part of an animal, especially when prolonged beyond the rest of the body, such as the flexible extension of the backbone in a vertebrate, the feathers at the hind end of a bird, or a terminal appendage in an insect. Thus, the term โTale of a Tailโ truly has a much richer meaning than comes across at first glance. In fact, one might even say that such a title is a credit to the lore of what we call
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 14, 2019 20:28:16 GMT -5
3WSR. In this case, the Tale of Tail recounts a legendary story. The story of Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium, also known as The Tailed One.
Given that she was a human, no one is quite sure of why she was called as such, except that she inherited the title from a predecessor, who was also called The Tailed One.
Much like how The Odyssey details the exploits of Odysseus during a 20 year journey away from home, The Tail of Tale recounts the 71 quests of Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium, which ultimately lead to the downfall of her enemy, Solzar the Wicked. Although the first quest of teachin her friends to pronounce her name may sound trivial, but context is key. For you see...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 15, 2019 0:01:21 GMT -5
her birth
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 22, 2019 11:31:53 GMT -5
was the moment she was given her name... a name that has defined her ever since.
But as we follow the Tale of Tail, notice how as the narrative moves along we shed more insight into the symbolism and meaning of the Tail in question. And since the writer of this saga is terrible at counting, this feels like 3000 words by now, so back to the actual narrative.
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After successfully explaining her name to her comrades, the Tailed One proceeded onto her second quest... to find the Tower of Power in the Flowers. To accomplish this, she recruited a party of four companions. The one known as Inno A Satana, the one known as Behemoth, the one known as The Prisoner, and the one known as Fascist Catgorl. Together, the team was known as the Seasons In the Abyss, and together, they would help Gatasmoria Flavadriskanovam Wedalskalayorium on her quest. The second quest took them to find the Tower, but to unlock it, they would need... the Number of the Weasel
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 23, 2019 0:39:33 GMT -5
But there was no such thing, for remember my children, togetherness in unity is togetherness in spirit, and to greater understand my conceptual elegance I must first turn to chapter one of Richard Alemanโs Spaghetti Westerns and the Rise and Fall of the Ethiopian Civiliaztion: How the East Was Lost. It is an enormous treasure in my collection, and not even Salazar the Wicker can deny it and itโs reign in my kitchen. Furthermore, says Lemron, โA well oiled candle is a stick in the shoes. Burst not they brotgerโs Apple, but instead take apart his balloon in fine diningโs.โ This then, is the meaning of likfe that [x] [x] [x]* wildly in[x]titutiona[x] [x] [x] [x] and thus a burnt haddock is twice as lean.โ Compounding the equation is lord b[x]tto[x] a whistleyโs brittle tongue stew, absolutely shit on a dish but better than 60% of American China. For low and behold, the [x] and [x] my d[x]k work nicely together when it gets sh[x]d right up h[x] [x]yz. N[x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] sunny side down.
Baking prawns is one thing, but Gatasmoria is another. Indeed, I would go so far as to argue that in a world full of dogshit and papaya, she really takes the goddamn
*here the manuscript had ink stains.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 28, 2019 13:12:19 GMT -5
Which brings us to the first respite- a brief story of a dog, a goat and a pickle
... One day there was a pickle upon a goatโs head...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 28, 2019 13:19:50 GMT -5
that bled and it bled and it bled and it bled
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 28, 2019 16:21:49 GMT -5
which doesn't make sense since pickles don't have blood, so I guess it must mean pickle juice. Anyway, one day the goat with a pickle on his head went to see his friend, a dog, who asked, "Ruff ruff bark woof growl bark?" In English, this means...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 28, 2019 16:45:50 GMT -5
โMy little worm is dying of syphilis,โ which is not appropriate in skme
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 31, 2019 16:06:57 GMT -5
Skme, of course, was the ancestral home of the Nords, who fled to Skyrim during the
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 31, 2019 22:11:10 GMT -5
skirmish of skates in Skandinavian sklavishes from skunderskround skillet skuckers. Skunks like Skantar the Skorched skalded hot skaly sklans of
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 3, 2019 20:18:20 GMT -5
Salsasansara.
Which brings us back to the main story:
The Tailed one scaled the tower of power, and upon reaching the top, proceeded to her third quest: fighting the beast of the east.
To slay the beast, she would need to...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 3, 2019 21:27:01 GMT -5
dominix.*
*The entire page was missing aside from this word.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 4, 2019 11:50:18 GMT -5
With the plan now in motion, The Tailed one lunged at the beast with her sword, and delivered the first strike
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 4, 2019 18:10:02 GMT -5
of the witch. This dรฆdly manลvor was one of grรฆt
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 5, 2019 22:52:09 GMT -5
Power, but it had a simple and obvious counter that gave our hero the advantage, which was
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 6, 2019 2:55:31 GMT -5
to nominate buttercream for best annual d
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 12, 2019 20:50:28 GMT -5
elicious flavor. But back on track, the strike was clean and true, and the beast fell with a thud
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