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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 18, 2017 19:46:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back in jail, Aunt Angie, Diesel 11 and Toz stayed in jail for days and days and days and days and days...
In the end they went insane but we'll get to that later, anyway, back to TGC and Riley, who were sick from the ice cream.
"Oooh, I think I had too much there..."
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Post by Admin on Jan 18, 2017 20:41:52 GMT -5
"Yeahhhhh I'm gonna go home and see the destroyed metal albums, then drink, and then sleep." TGC said, getting up and slowly walking out the window. (Laugh Track)
"What the hell?!"
"I love being somewhere with only 2 floors!" TGC said, outside. (Bigger laugh track)
(Scene cuts to TGC arriving back at the apartment)
"Where have you been, TGC?" Frank said.
"YoufilthycasualrealgamersmodWiiUProControllerstouseonotherconsolesbecausePS4controllersare****nowwheresthebeerineedtogetdrunk" TGC muttered.
"What?"
"WHERE IS THE ****ING BEER" (Laugh track)
"It's in the fridge... So much for drinking responsibly." Frank said. (Laugh track
"If you ate as much ice cream as I did you wouldn't be drinking responsibly, oh wait, you are too ****ing normal to be considered human..." TGC said (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 19, 2017 0:50:34 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Diesel 11 thought he heard a beer open.
"Oh god!!" *laughtrack*
"Oh yeah, I forgot, you've been sober for a while, this can't be good," said Toz. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 19, 2017 0:56:20 GMT -5
"I can't take it! I gotta get out of here!" D11 screamed as he started charging at the cell door repeatedly, trying to knock it down (laugh track)
"And what are you trying to accomplish there?" A confused Toz asked (laugh track)
"That's it Davis, show them what you are made of!" Aunt Angie screamed from Solitary. Though the door would not budge. (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 19, 2017 1:15:24 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Riley had gone to bed, when she opened her eyes and
"AHH! WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
There stood...
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Post by Riley on Jan 19, 2017 1:29:24 GMT -5
Tug.
Riley pulled the blanket over themself and reached for the pepper spray. "What are you doing in here?"
"Sh... I'm on a secret mission."
"If that secret mission involves trying to get a look at my genitals, you can give up right now."
"Um, well... it's the season finale, we need to reveal something, so I just figured..."
"Get out! I don't want you here!" Riley shrieked, getting Tug and Alberto in the face with the pepper spray.
"My beautiful face!" Tug yelled, collapsing.
Riley put on some sweatpants and a thick coat and dragged man and donkey back to their apartment. A tired Frank greeted them at the door.
"Hi, I brought this annoying wild ass of yours... and also Alberto." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 19, 2017 1:32:45 GMT -5
"Why are you so tired?" Riley asked.
"Well..." (flashback to earlier)
Frank enters the police station. "Yea, it'll be just a moment Uncle Mark!" Frank yells towards the car. Then he walks up to the desk
(A few minutes later)
The cell door to Toz and a very tired D11 opens.
"Friend of yours came to bail you out; you got lucky you know"
They meet Frank on the way out. "How did you afford to pay our bail?" Toz asked.
"Remember my solar powered flashlight? It's a national sensation- I'm making 40 grand a week after taxes" Frank explained.
Toz and D11 are shocked by this revelation (Laugh track)
"What about me?" Aunt Angie called out.
"Sorry, no can do. No idea what the 17 warrants were for and Frankly I don't care!" Frank replied (laugh track)
So as Frank, Toz and D11 leave Aunt Angie behind, Toz and D11 went off to do whatever and Frank and Uncle Mark went to the buffet
(end flashback)
"But why are you tired?" Riley asked.
"I think there was tryptophan in the buffet food" Frank replied
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 19, 2017 1:40:10 GMT -5
Meanwhile, TGC had passed out on the kitchen table. Toz entered the apartment. All was still. Not a creature was stirring, not even a narwhal.
Toz stared deeply at TGC. Something smelled familiar... then he realized... Riley's perfume...
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"Well you should go to sleep," said Riley.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 19, 2017 1:45:46 GMT -5
"I think I will... and by the way, I think you should stop wearing that perfume, it really doesn't suit you" Frank replied.
"Yea, I know, but it was a gift from my mom and she'll be pissed if I don't use it. I mean what was she thinking? I hate perfume and make up and I don't need them" Riley replied.
"Wait... I knew it!!" Frank shouted, suddenly fully awake.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 19, 2017 1:48:38 GMT -5
"But then again, all the straight guys go crazy over it."
"I knew it!" cried Diesel 11 off screen. *laughtrack*
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Post by Admin on Jan 19, 2017 2:01:15 GMT -5
(Scene cuts to Toz and TGC.)
"..............WHAT THE **** TGC!" Toz said (laugh track)
"ohhEYtozwhyyyyisntthemettledestroydiwaslooknforwrdtathat"
"IT ****ING WAS YOU YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR HEAD BASHED THROUGH A WINDOW"
"youtrynto****infitemem8il****ilfiteyou"
TGC walks into his room and comes out with a foam sword (Laugh track)
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Post by Riley on Jan 19, 2017 2:18:17 GMT -5
Riley heard the fighting from the main room and ran to investigate.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on?"
"You know what's going on!" Toz yelled.
"Relax, relax, I'm sure there's a non-violent way to solve this." Riley said quickly.
"Like. What." Toz said through gritted teeth.
Riley thought fast, but not fast enough, and blurted out the first thing that came to their mind.
"Well, we could have a threesome."
Toz and TGC stared at Riley with that universal WTF look.
"What."
"I don't think we're allowed to say that. We do air during primetime, you know." Frank said.
"Go away Frank, you're ruining the moment." Tug said.
"I'm here too!" D11 yelled.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 19, 2017 3:16:41 GMT -5
"Yeah, you get to the bar and stuff."
"Oh right, I'm totally in need of a hangover." And Diesel 11 ran off. *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 19, 2017 23:44:53 GMT -5
So D11 ran to the bar... where he met a cute girl and hate an impromptu date, but we're not interested in that.
Back at the apartment.
"Well the three way is out of the question, so what do we do?" Riley asked.
"Not sure, I think I want to... hey, hold on" Toz said as he looked on a table. it was the envelope he was looking for.
"Wait, the letter from several weeks ago... which has our address. I CAN FINALLY REVEAL THE NAME OF THIS CITY!" He screamed joyously
(A heavenly light shines around Toz as the "Hallelujah chorus" begins playing)
"And now, the moment we've all been waiting for!" Toz screamed joyously.
"Will this revelation also explain why we're seeing monuments from all over the world and no longer exist in the same city because that's really been bothering me" Frank cut him off (laugh track)
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 19, 2017 23:49:04 GMT -5
"We live in... the Cincinnati Hall of Miniatures!"
"Wait, you mean..."
*camera zooms out to reveal that the city was just a large model railroad set* *gasps*
"What!?"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 19, 2017 23:50:02 GMT -5
*Bang!*
"Okay, so Nessie and are a thing again."
"Diesel 11?" asked Frank as his friend staggered into the room.
"Yeah, I met her at the bar, we ended up having sex on the pool table, it's all good." *laughtrack*
"Are those... sirens?" asked Toz. *laughtrack*
"I'm going to bed, night!" *SLAM!*
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 19, 2017 23:52:46 GMT -5
"Could I borrow that?" Toz asked, grabbing the foam sword and charging into D11's room with a yell. *laughtrack*
"Dude needs to chill out." Tug said.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 19, 2017 23:58:24 GMT -5
Suddenly D11 and Toz were sword fighting! Kinda... well, toz was using a foam sword and D11 was using an unusually large carrot (laugh track)
"Where did you even get that?!" Frank asked, confused.
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Post by Tug on Jan 19, 2017 23:58:45 GMT -5
"Anyway, seems the role I had this week wasn't very much, come on Alberto, let's go to that high stakes Poker/Boxing/ and Limbo Contest with extra Conga Lines and Mini-bars we always g to off-screen..." said Tug
"HEEHAW!" replied the donkey as Tug pulled the reins of his animal companion off the set, probably for the rest of the episode...
Anyway...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jan 20, 2017 0:34:46 GMT -5
D11 and Toz continued their fight, until there was a dramatic moment... Toz pushed D11 out the window!
(Cut to: Dramatic "slow motion fall as Toz looks on in shock at what he has done and D11 looks in fear" moment)
Frank suddenly looks out the window "Good thing the landlord was holding the annual Trampoline, soft mattress and huge piles of hay convention today!" Frank said (laugh track)
(Cut to, D11 falls towards an area covered in trampolines, soft mattresses and giant bales of hay)
"Phew, it's not as bad as I thought" D11 said mid fall (laugh track)
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