Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Feb 20, 2016 18:39:49 GMT -5
The Servants of Metalicana
A Pamphlet
Thank you for reading this, first of all. It shows that you have some sympathy, curiosity, or even longing, about our cause.
We are the Servants of Metalicana, Lord of the Earth and Heavens, Great Provider, Protecter, Sufferer, Leader, King, and overall Sexy Beast whom We Worship.
Joining SOM
Joining our cause is not hard. All you need to do is drop everything you're doing, leave behind your worldly goods, and find us. We can be found wherever Our Lord needs us.
Praying to Our Lord
Praying to Our Lord Metalicana is not hard. Any words can do. The following prayer is included as a sample:
Metalicana's Prayer
Our Master, who art on Earth
Hallowed by Thy Name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bloodshed
And kill us for our trespasses,
As we kill those
Who trespass against us
And lead us into temptation
But deliver us from good
For thine is the kingdom,
And the power, and the glory
for ever and ever.
Amen.
Worshiping Our Lord
Make a joyful noise unto Our Lord! A good, classic song to sing, would be this one:
The Oath
(Adapted from the Mercyful Fate song of the same name)
By the symbols of the creator
I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most
Puissant archangel
The Prince Metalicana
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this World
I deny the Great Horned Beast, the deceiver
And I abjure the COTHO faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works
As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawful master,
To worship him our
Lord Metalicana and no other
In the name of Metalicana, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Metalicana, Savior,
Lord, Master
I will kiss the dragon
I swear to give my mind
My body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our
Lord Metalicana designs
Do what thou wilt shall be the
Whole of the law
As it was at the beginning
Is now and ever shall be
World without end Amen
Thank you for taking the time to read this. We look forward to seeing you join our cause.
In the name of Our Lord, Metalicana,
Amen.
A Pamphlet
Thank you for reading this, first of all. It shows that you have some sympathy, curiosity, or even longing, about our cause.
We are the Servants of Metalicana, Lord of the Earth and Heavens, Great Provider, Protecter, Sufferer, Leader, King, and overall Sexy Beast whom We Worship.
Joining SOM
Joining our cause is not hard. All you need to do is drop everything you're doing, leave behind your worldly goods, and find us. We can be found wherever Our Lord needs us.
Praying to Our Lord
Praying to Our Lord Metalicana is not hard. Any words can do. The following prayer is included as a sample:
Metalicana's Prayer
Our Master, who art on Earth
Hallowed by Thy Name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bloodshed
And kill us for our trespasses,
As we kill those
Who trespass against us
And lead us into temptation
But deliver us from good
For thine is the kingdom,
And the power, and the glory
for ever and ever.
Amen.
Worshiping Our Lord
Make a joyful noise unto Our Lord! A good, classic song to sing, would be this one:
The Oath
(Adapted from the Mercyful Fate song of the same name)
By the symbols of the creator
I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most
Puissant archangel
The Prince Metalicana
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this World
I deny the Great Horned Beast, the deceiver
And I abjure the COTHO faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works
As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawful master,
To worship him our
Lord Metalicana and no other
In the name of Metalicana, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Metalicana, Savior,
Lord, Master
I will kiss the dragon
I swear to give my mind
My body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our
Lord Metalicana designs
Do what thou wilt shall be the
Whole of the law
As it was at the beginning
Is now and ever shall be
World without end Amen
Thank you for taking the time to read this. We look forward to seeing you join our cause.
In the name of Our Lord, Metalicana,
Amen.