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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 4:17:29 GMT -5
You think I have steakhouse money? Who am I, a goddamn accountant?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 4:24:54 GMT -5
I thought with all that rizz you'd pull some rich bitches lol. Unless... it's all just been a LIE??
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 30, 2023 11:27:06 GMT -5
Bitch I only date working-class hoes, I'm not a class traitor.
Or am I?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 30, 2023 12:24:59 GMT -5
I mean if theyโre hot theyโre hot why would I blame you lol.
Is this even worth fighting about? Wouldnโt it be better to use the rizz to pull rich bitches who can use their money to enact the social change that we want in our society but donโt have the money to buy off politicians ourselves?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 30, 2023 12:30:05 GMT -5
I mean I won't stop you... but insurance isn't going to cover that
If you get attacked by a man wearing a head of cabbage on their head and wielding a hockey stick, what are the odds that the next garbage can you look into will have a half-eaten Big Mac?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 1, 2023 23:02:40 GMT -5
4.7/10^3.
Where in the world is my tongue??
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 1:49:18 GMT -5
In her [this content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines]
Goo goo ga ga?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 6:37:21 GMT -5
Hey, knock off the Queen songs!
Is this the end of innocence?
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 17:15:52 GMT -5
So what if it is? Innocence is overrated, sorry Tuomas.
How many roads must a man walk down?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 2, 2023 20:10:15 GMT -5
7,315โฆ assuming bridges donโt count
Wait, so youโre telling me there is no fountain of youth?
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 20:36:11 GMT -5
Sorry, no, and those de-aging creams don't work either
How do we fix the partisan divide in American without abandoning our values?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 21:30:14 GMT -5
Vote Tucker Carlson for president!
Are you running with the pack?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 3, 2023 5:42:43 GMT -5
Always was the odd man out
If you cross an elephant with a rhino, do you have an elephino or rhinephant?
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 3, 2023 15:57:41 GMT -5
You have a long-nosed unicorn with a skin condition
Do we, do we know, when we fly?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 3, 2023 21:48:43 GMT -5
No we, no we don't, who taught you biology?
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 3, 2023 23:17:08 GMT -5
Her name was (redacted) and she was a good, if strict teacher. Actually enjoyed the topic
If I open a bank account to save money for yard renovations, have I opened a hedge fund?
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 1:12:13 GMT -5
No, but by hiring someone to pull all the invasive plants out of your yard, you are technically selling weed.
Can I have a number six, hold the mayo?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 14:10:31 GMT -5
Sure, coming right up.
Now do you want the standard picklesonionsburgersandwichcombo or just the picklesonionsburgersandwich?
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 4, 2023 16:23:44 GMT -5
I'll take the combo, if you please.
What drink does that come with?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 4, 2023 19:55:31 GMT -5
A Mega, Maga, and Muskrat size of our favorite brand of soft drink, Splidge.
Which size did you want?
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