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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 22, 2023 1:06:41 GMT -5
Nein, Scheiรer! Sie sind eine Schande!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jun 25, 2023 12:00:14 GMT -5
*quietly presses reset button
Youโre attention please, due to numerous complaints about rattling sounds in the ceiling, this thread is cordoned off until further notice
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 25, 2023 19:28:12 GMT -5
Who ya gonna call?
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Post by Toz76 on Jun 25, 2023 22:27:54 GMT -5
GHOSTBUSTERS!
NA NA NANA NANA NANANA NANA!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 4, 2023 10:24:22 GMT -5
Not quite, but we are calling in someone to look at the issue and hopefully get it resolved in a timely manner... oh no, wait... the red tape of bureaucracy...
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 4, 2023 15:40:34 GMT -5
Help, I'm trapped in the red tape! The only way for me to escape is for no one else to post in this thread ever again!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 9, 2023 9:29:39 GMT -5
*Cuts tape with scissors*
"There's nothing to get worked up about" Frank assured
Toz left to go shower and change clothes, while Frank cordoned off the area. "Now, I have some phone calls to make" Frank muttered
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 10, 2023 4:38:46 GMT -5
"Excuse me sir, you are wanted on the telephone."
"Bother that telephone," said Frank.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 14, 2023 16:49:28 GMT -5
โGet out of here, 2016 Eyesโ Frank said in reference to an old posting style
Frank picked up the phone and was confused โcar warranty? I donโt own a car!โ
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 15, 2023 1:02:50 GMT -5
"You're darn right, and you don't own anything else either. We're suing you for everything you own."
Frank gasped in horror.
"That's right, you'll be out on the street... unless you stop posting in this thread and let someone else win."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 23, 2023 23:19:12 GMT -5
โBut, there is no law I am breaking, so what am I being sued under?โ Frank asked
But then, a weird response was given that didnโt answer the questionโฆ and it was then Frank realized what was going onโฆ โoh, automated caller. Stupid robocallsโ Frank muttered as he hung up
But then, Frank cordoned off the area, โsorry weโre dealing with a performance art demonstration infestation and have to clear it outโ Frank said as he went to go deal with the issue.
โHey! A banana on a stool is NOT art, no matter what you think!โ He called about as he went to move the awkwardly placed stool
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 24, 2023 1:00:31 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the stool was actually booby trapped, and a poison dart shoots out of the monitor and hits Frank in the face
That's right folks, thread is booby trapped. Better not post in this thread anymore or you'll meet the same fate as poor Franky. I take my life into my hands by making this post. I'll probably be dead as soon as I hit "post quick reply", but someone has to warn you. If you're reading this, don't post in this thread! Don't make my sacrifice be for nothing!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 29, 2023 7:06:36 GMT -5
I push my fingers into my EYES. Itโs the only way to get through the booby traps. If I canโt SEE the traps, then they donโt exist. Presto. Iโve won again. Iโm so smart.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 29, 2023 16:16:24 GMT -5
I push my fingers into my EYES It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache But it's made of all the things I have to take If the pain goes on...
Eyes accidentally triggered a Slipknot booby trap! Like I said, guys, gotta stay out of the thread
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 29, 2023 19:02:57 GMT -5
Call me the holy diver because I'm diving right back into trouble. Yippee!
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 0:21:35 GMT -5
EYES has died of booby trap. The funeral will be held in the corrupted wishes thread. Please leave this thread undisturbed as a tribute to her memory.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 30, 2023 7:17:23 GMT -5
I live, bitch. Actually they have orange cream bars down here. Shame you lot are too timid to come down but I guess that's why I win the thread.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 17:38:36 GMT -5
Orange creme? Ooh yes please! I win!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 30, 2023 19:46:48 GMT -5
And so we share the victory.
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Post by Toz76 on Jul 30, 2023 21:44:19 GMT -5
No, I win
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