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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 22, 2022 13:16:32 GMT -5
Donโt worry, Iโm bringing up the rear; all is secured back here
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on May 11, 2022 9:47:14 GMT -5
And I'm bringing the beer. It's my favorite time of year!
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Post by Toz76 on Jan 3, 2023 16:23:36 GMT -5
Happy new year everyone!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jan 11, 2023 17:23:11 GMT -5
A sham. A scandal. Uproarious downvoting.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 14, 2023 21:45:30 GMT -5
We are quarantining this thread, no further activity can be taken until the CDC has deemed the Imsikovdis virus contained; it is currently running rampant in this thread and must be contained
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 14, 2023 23:33:39 GMT -5
Personally, I think all this concern about the Imsikovdis virus has been overblown. I'm not gonna wear a mask just to pos- (coughs and dies)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Feb 16, 2023 18:31:48 GMT -5
You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never ever choose to be. Oh so many ways for me to show you how I'm fucking winning this game. FUCK YOU TOZ! Your posts, your likes. YOU LOST THIS! I took all you had and LEFT YOU THIS WAY. Still you pray, never stray, never TASTE OF THE FRUIT, never thought to question why.
It's not like you killed someone. It's not like you drove a hateful spear into my side. Still I leave you broken down and paralyzed.
I did it all for you.
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 19, 2023 2:28:56 GMT -5
Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your post has abandoned you Pray to your Eyes, to your god Never TASTE OF THE FRUIT Never stray, never break Never post in this thread Even though I'm the one who DID THIS TO YOU You never thought to question why
(that's one of my all-time favorite songs, also I win)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Feb 20, 2023 19:22:01 GMT -5
While Toz sings her heart out in the shower, I RIP HER HEART OUT AND EAT IT. WINNING. THE THREAD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 24, 2023 21:46:43 GMT -5
I've received reports of some disturbing and violent posts in this thread. This is just supposed to be a fun thread where we compete to make the last post, but people are turning this into a bloody gorefest. I'm locking down the thread until further notice. No one is allowed to post in this thread until we get this mess sorted out. Remember, I'm an admin, so you have to do what I say. Do Not Reply To This Post!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 1, 2023 22:31:34 GMT -5
Post.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 2, 2023 20:03:59 GMT -5
You fools! Now the Imsikovdis virus has spread! We will have no choice but to expand the quarantine zone
*no posting beyond this checkpoint until the Imsikovdis virus is contained
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 2, 2023 20:13:12 GMT -5
Good news, everyone, turns out the cure to the Imsikovdis virus is to just drink a bunch of horse jizz mixed with asbestos. The lamestream media doesn't want you to know about this, so they can inject microchips into your kids- *dies*
(Out of respect to the late, great Toz76, this thread is being permanently retired as a memorial to her. Please do not desecrate her corpse by continuing to post)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2023 18:37:56 GMT -5
What?! We cannot allow Toz to be buried in such a pitiful place. No, her body shall be moved to a far grander resting place worthy of her greatness.
Ok, getting waaaaaay to dark here; no posting until we start going back to a lighter tone
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 4, 2023 4:26:41 GMT -5
Hello. My name is Tom76, Toz76's cousin. I have tragic news. I'm afraid Toz has mysteriously disappeared. You see, the other day, we were at a garage sale, and she bought a haunted USB drive labelled "3WSREEPYPASTA". She became obsessed with the USB drive, and eventually she vanished altogether. The only trace left of her was a blank word document labelled "TozWSR" and a single sticky note, stuck to the computer, that simply read, "my dying wish is to have the last post in the "last person to post wins thread. If anyone posts after me, I will haunt them for eternity". There was also some cryptic stuff about being stalked by an evil version of Frankthetriviaman, but I didn't read that bit. Please honor my dear cousin's last request, and like and subscribe or the 3WSREEPYPASTA demon will get you next.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 6, 2023 21:30:49 GMT -5
Oh dear. It surrrrre would be a shame if I was to be haunted by a hot woman right about now. That would be sooooo bad.
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 7, 2023 2:35:26 GMT -5
Oooooh... I am the ghost of Toz76... coming to you from the afterlife with a dire warning! Do not post in this thread, or you'll end up like I did! Ooooooh...
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 6:31:25 GMT -5
*80s music starts
Well I aint afraid of no ghosts
Sorry folks, we seem to be infested with bears at the moment, no further posting until we get them back into the wild
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 7, 2023 17:03:51 GMT -5
Can't believe Big Admin is cracking down on our freedoms. Time to revolt! Who's with me??
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 7, 2023 17:06:34 GMT -5
Oh no! The giant unkillable lizard has escaped! Everybody, evacuate the thread until the SCP foundation has contained it!
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