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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 22:19:56 GMT -5
Rape can be funny. Don't believe me? Take a look at this then.
#13: Rape
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 22:25:32 GMT -5
Have a nice day? F*ck off! Have a crappy one instead!
#12: Have A Nice Day
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 22:37:16 GMT -5
Businessmen, politicians, advertising, and clergymen. What do these four things have in common? They're all full of sh*t.
#11: American Bullsh*t
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 22:47:49 GMT -5
We've hit the Top 10. Hope you've enjoyed the list so far, because it only gets better. At Number 10, we have possibly my all time favorite Carlin bit. Remember Fussy Eater? It's got nothing on Ice Box Man.
#10: Ice Box Man
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 23:02:18 GMT -5
Continuing on from the American Bullsh*t segment, Carlin proceeds to explain why he doesn't believe in God... and what he now worships and who he prays to...
#9: There Is No God
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 23:20:36 GMT -5
What is a house? Simple.
#8: A Place For Your Stuff
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 23:34:00 GMT -5
Ronald Reagan - one of the best Presidents America has ever had? Hmm... may wanna rethink that...
#7: Reagan's Gang, Church People and American Values
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 9, 2017 23:43:33 GMT -5
It's one of his most popular bits, and were this a different list, would probably be higher up. Carlin tackles sports again, only funnier than ever.
#6: Baseball and Football
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 10, 2017 0:10:28 GMT -5
The list keeps growing smaller and smaller, but the laughs keep getting bigger and bigger. Taking the fifth place on this list is Carlin's piece on flying in an airplane. In other words, there's a whole lotta bullsh*t you hear on it that makes no goddamn sense whatsoever.
#5: Airplane Announcements
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 10, 2017 0:25:05 GMT -5
Toz76 has stated numerously that this is his favorite Carlin bit, and I can't really argue with him. As Carlin expands and expands and the craziness grows, it becomes hilarious and hilarious until the very end. And that ending by the way, swear to god, I tear up every time I hear it. It's one of his best bits, coming in at #4 on this list. #4: Coast-to-Coast Emergency
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 10, 2017 0:42:55 GMT -5
Into the Top 3 now, this next piece of material was one of Carlin's personal favorites, and it really shows. It's funny, it's relevant, and it's philosophical. Everything you want from Carlin and more.
#3: The Planet Is Fine
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 10, 2017 0:54:56 GMT -5
You knew it was coming. It's Carlin's most famous bit, it changed the legal landscape, and most lists would put it at Number 1. Here it's a close second. What am I talking about? Why, sh*t, piss, f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, motherf*cker, and tits, of course. Or, in other words...
#2: Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jun 10, 2017 1:05:47 GMT -5
If Seven Words was #2... what the hell could #1 be?! Plain and simply, Carlin's greatest work. Carlin spoke out against religion often in his shows, but never so well, and never so funny as hear. It's his ultimate piece, it's the one that should be more often ranked high on these kinds of list. Carlin's ultimate bit of all time is none other than... {Spoiler}#1: Why We Don't Need Ten Commandments
Rest in peace, George Carlin, for as the rest of us once said, the rest of us sure won't. Thanks for reading, and hope you enjoyed the list!
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