A Totally Canon Scene Which Will Absolutely Happen Soon
Mar 30, 2021 16:43:53 GMT -5
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 30, 2021 16:43:53 GMT -5
It was a hard and drawn out fight as Man In Blue dueled Noir Knight in a battle of swords. Both were landing strikes, but neither were really gaining an edge.
”just stand aside and let me pass!” Man In Blue declared
”I move... for no man” Noir Knight stated ominously as he continued to strike
”So be it!” Man In Blue replied with determination.
But then, at last, with a mighty strike, Man In Blue cut off Noir Knight’s arm!
”Now stand aside, worthy adversary!” Man In Blue stated with conviction
”Tis but a scratch!” Noir Knight stated, pointing the sword with his good arm.
”A SCRATCH?! Your arm is off!” Man In Blue said in shock
”No it isn’t” Noir Knight stated firmly
”Well what’s that then?” Man In Blue asked as he pointed at the dismembered arm.
”I’ve had worse” Noir Knight shrugged
“You lie!” Man In Blue stated bluntly
”Have at thee!” Noir Knight said, charging at Man In Blue. But it didn’t last long, as soon Man In Blue cut off Noir Knight’s other arm.
”Victory!” Man In Blue said as he looked to the sky “Thank you Noble Spirit, for your guidance and GAAHH!” Man In Blue said as Noir Knight kicked him to the ground
”Come on then! Come on!” Noir Knight said, kicking Man In Blue repeatedly.
“What?!”
”Have at you!”
”Look you stupid b*stard you’ve got no arms left!” Man In Blue said in frustration
”Yes I have!” Noir Knight argued
”LOOK!”
”Just a flesh wound” Noir Knight pointed out
”You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!” Man In Blue pointed out.
”Noir Knight ALWAYS triumphs!” Noir Knight declared
”Ill have your leg then!” Man In Blue said as he held his sword “Right!” Man In Blue said as he cut off the left leg
“Right! I’ll do you for that!” A now hopping Noir Knight said
“What are you going to do, bleed on me!?” Man In Blue said, losing patience
”I’M INVINCIBLE!” Noir Knight declared
”you’re a loony” Man In Blue muttered
”chicken! Chicken!” Noir Knight mocked, leading to Man In Blue cutting off the last leg
Noir Knight took in the situation as Man In Blue sheathed his sword. “All right, we’ll call it a draw” Noir Knight stated.
Man In Blue shrugged as he took out a pair of coconut shells and proceeded to “gallop” away
”Oh, I see! Running away, eh! You b*stard! Come back here and get what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!” An angry Noir Knight said as he watched Man In Blue “run away”
*10 minutes later*
As if Man In Blue snapped out of trance, he suddenly looked confused as he wondered where he was, the in confusion asked himself “wait, why am I holding a pair of coconuts?”
Noir Knight also seemed to snap out of a trance, and angrily declared “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ARMS AND LEGS?!?!”
”just stand aside and let me pass!” Man In Blue declared
”I move... for no man” Noir Knight stated ominously as he continued to strike
”So be it!” Man In Blue replied with determination.
But then, at last, with a mighty strike, Man In Blue cut off Noir Knight’s arm!
”Now stand aside, worthy adversary!” Man In Blue stated with conviction
”Tis but a scratch!” Noir Knight stated, pointing the sword with his good arm.
”A SCRATCH?! Your arm is off!” Man In Blue said in shock
”No it isn’t” Noir Knight stated firmly
”Well what’s that then?” Man In Blue asked as he pointed at the dismembered arm.
”I’ve had worse” Noir Knight shrugged
“You lie!” Man In Blue stated bluntly
”Have at thee!” Noir Knight said, charging at Man In Blue. But it didn’t last long, as soon Man In Blue cut off Noir Knight’s other arm.
”Victory!” Man In Blue said as he looked to the sky “Thank you Noble Spirit, for your guidance and GAAHH!” Man In Blue said as Noir Knight kicked him to the ground
”Come on then! Come on!” Noir Knight said, kicking Man In Blue repeatedly.
“What?!”
”Have at you!”
”Look you stupid b*stard you’ve got no arms left!” Man In Blue said in frustration
”Yes I have!” Noir Knight argued
”LOOK!”
”Just a flesh wound” Noir Knight pointed out
”You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!” Man In Blue pointed out.
”Noir Knight ALWAYS triumphs!” Noir Knight declared
”Ill have your leg then!” Man In Blue said as he held his sword “Right!” Man In Blue said as he cut off the left leg
“Right! I’ll do you for that!” A now hopping Noir Knight said
“What are you going to do, bleed on me!?” Man In Blue said, losing patience
”I’M INVINCIBLE!” Noir Knight declared
”you’re a loony” Man In Blue muttered
”chicken! Chicken!” Noir Knight mocked, leading to Man In Blue cutting off the last leg
Noir Knight took in the situation as Man In Blue sheathed his sword. “All right, we’ll call it a draw” Noir Knight stated.
Man In Blue shrugged as he took out a pair of coconut shells and proceeded to “gallop” away
”Oh, I see! Running away, eh! You b*stard! Come back here and get what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!” An angry Noir Knight said as he watched Man In Blue “run away”
*10 minutes later*
As if Man In Blue snapped out of trance, he suddenly looked confused as he wondered where he was, the in confusion asked himself “wait, why am I holding a pair of coconuts?”
Noir Knight also seemed to snap out of a trance, and angrily declared “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ARMS AND LEGS?!?!”