Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 28, 2020 23:16:36 GMT -5
"Come on guys, this isn't funny; where are you taking me?" A blindfolded Toz said as she was being brought down the hallway from the 4WSR writing room by Frank, Tug and Eyes.
"Don't worry, you're gonna love this; we pulled an all nighter just for you" Tug assured as Toz was lead further and further down the hallway. "You know, I never realized how many rooms were here and how long this hallway was" Tug observed.
"Oh yea, there's a ton of different rooms around here; a sun room, a sauna, a retro arcade and a billiard room to name a few. Most of them are businesses though; as you can see we have Crystal Ball's Fortunes, Jim Nasium's Gymnasium, Anita Room's Bed and Breakfast, Don Keigh's Pet store, Dinah Mite's chemical laboratory, Ben Dover's Yoga class, Jack Pott's Casino, Joe King's comedy Club, Accident Attorney Jay Walker, pig farmer Ima Hogg, Depression psychologist Mel N. Choly, Sandy Beech's swimware store..." Frank began.
"All right, I get it! Man, this place is a lot bigger than it looked" Toz observed... well, kinda, she was blindfolded after all.
Eventually, the four of them came to a banquet hall, "All right, you stand right there, and don't move until we tell you" Eyes said as the trio seemed to walk across the way to join a large, assembled crowd in the room. "shh! Shh!" the three said until at last Tug declared, "Ok, you can take it off now" and thus, Toz began undoing the blindfold. And at that moment.
"SURPRISE!" Everyone in the room declared; Toz was shocked to see his fellow writers as well as many of the characters they had worked with over the years "Happy Birthday Toz!" everyone declared as the banner came down, revealing:
A HAPPY DITZY BROTH!
"What the? Guys! come on!" Frank boomed, then about half a dozen 3WSR characters surrounded the banner and began rearranging the letters.
HAZY BYPATH TRIPOD!
"No..." Eyes said in disbelief.
TROY HATH BAD ZIPPY!
"What does that even mean?" Tug asked in confusion
DROP THY APATHY BIZ!
"Are you even trying at this point?" Frank asked in disbelief.
ZAP THY OP BIRTHDAY!
"Ok, right track, keep going that way!" Eyes said encouragingly.
HAZY BRAD POTTY HIP!
"How the hell did you get worse?!" Frank asked in frustration
FREE PANCAKES!
"That doesn't even make sense!" Tug pointed out.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOZ!"
"Oh I give u... oh, no wait, perfect!" Frank said, stopping them before they could mix up the letters again.
"Guys, this is amazing! I can't believe you did all this" Toz said in amazement.
"Well the easy part was getting the gang together, the hard part was booking this place! Honestly, can you imagine if that party for rip-off artists beat us to it? Screw the Conventional Con-Artist Convention!" Eyes declared.
"ConCon Con for short" Frank pointed out.
"Wow, it's so incredible to see everyone here! The Colorfolk, VEC... wait, are those... me?" Toz asked in confusion.
"Oh yea, that's the various versions of us from over the years! There's Sitcom Toz, Anime Toz, Medieval Game Toz, Sci-fi Journey Toz, Pirate Game Toz..." Frank began listing.
"This is getting way too meta... am I on acid or something?" Toz asked.
"Don't be silly! You're on shrooms!" Frank said as he laughed and held up a platter of stuffed mushrooms.
"Well played, Frank. So if everyone is here, then that must mean not just the main canon but... hey wait a minute, where is the LM gang?" Toz asked in confusion.
"Well, they're kinda stuck right now. You know, not able to do anything until 18 is wrapped up and all... but Blade did send his regards and thanks you for making him one of the stand-out villains of Phase One, and The gang does thank you for being so integral to the story over the years." Eyes explained.
"Don't worry, It'll come along, and I want you to know that... hey wait a minute, where's TGC?" Toz asked.
"Don't speak that name!" Frank said quickly as he covered Toz's mouth. "Turns out everyone here is still sour over the whole "Nuked the forum" thing, so... yea, don't open that can of worms" Frank explained. "Besides, he hasn't been around since June, so he wouldn't have gotten the invite in time anyway" he continued, as he indicated the characters having gone sour faced from hearing that name.
"So, how about cake then! Since its gonna take a while to cut, we're gonna sing and blow out the candles first, THEN enjoy ourselves. Bring it out guys!" Tug called out.
And thus, a rather sizeable cake was wheeled out, with the number of candles equal to Toz's age. As they proceeded to light the candles, Toz looked it over, "thank you so much guys; Hey who knows, maybe one day we'll do this in real life" she quipped.
"Only time will tell. But at least in this realm we don't have to worry about COVID" Eyes pointed out.
"So Toz, anything you want to say before we start singing?" Tug asked.
Toz proceeded to think for a bit before responding.
.........
Maybe Toz will reply, maybe not. No need to force anyone to do anything. Happy birthday Toz, it's been a pleasure these past five years and here's looking to what the future has in store
"Don't worry, you're gonna love this; we pulled an all nighter just for you" Tug assured as Toz was lead further and further down the hallway. "You know, I never realized how many rooms were here and how long this hallway was" Tug observed.
"Oh yea, there's a ton of different rooms around here; a sun room, a sauna, a retro arcade and a billiard room to name a few. Most of them are businesses though; as you can see we have Crystal Ball's Fortunes, Jim Nasium's Gymnasium, Anita Room's Bed and Breakfast, Don Keigh's Pet store, Dinah Mite's chemical laboratory, Ben Dover's Yoga class, Jack Pott's Casino, Joe King's comedy Club, Accident Attorney Jay Walker, pig farmer Ima Hogg, Depression psychologist Mel N. Choly, Sandy Beech's swimware store..." Frank began.
"All right, I get it! Man, this place is a lot bigger than it looked" Toz observed... well, kinda, she was blindfolded after all.
Eventually, the four of them came to a banquet hall, "All right, you stand right there, and don't move until we tell you" Eyes said as the trio seemed to walk across the way to join a large, assembled crowd in the room. "shh! Shh!" the three said until at last Tug declared, "Ok, you can take it off now" and thus, Toz began undoing the blindfold. And at that moment.
"SURPRISE!" Everyone in the room declared; Toz was shocked to see his fellow writers as well as many of the characters they had worked with over the years "Happy Birthday Toz!" everyone declared as the banner came down, revealing:
A HAPPY DITZY BROTH!
"What the? Guys! come on!" Frank boomed, then about half a dozen 3WSR characters surrounded the banner and began rearranging the letters.
HAZY BYPATH TRIPOD!
"No..." Eyes said in disbelief.
TROY HATH BAD ZIPPY!
"What does that even mean?" Tug asked in confusion
DROP THY APATHY BIZ!
"Are you even trying at this point?" Frank asked in disbelief.
ZAP THY OP BIRTHDAY!
"Ok, right track, keep going that way!" Eyes said encouragingly.
HAZY BRAD POTTY HIP!
"How the hell did you get worse?!" Frank asked in frustration
FREE PANCAKES!
"That doesn't even make sense!" Tug pointed out.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOZ!"
"Oh I give u... oh, no wait, perfect!" Frank said, stopping them before they could mix up the letters again.
"Guys, this is amazing! I can't believe you did all this" Toz said in amazement.
"Well the easy part was getting the gang together, the hard part was booking this place! Honestly, can you imagine if that party for rip-off artists beat us to it? Screw the Conventional Con-Artist Convention!" Eyes declared.
"ConCon Con for short" Frank pointed out.
"Wow, it's so incredible to see everyone here! The Colorfolk, VEC... wait, are those... me?" Toz asked in confusion.
"Oh yea, that's the various versions of us from over the years! There's Sitcom Toz, Anime Toz, Medieval Game Toz, Sci-fi Journey Toz, Pirate Game Toz..." Frank began listing.
"This is getting way too meta... am I on acid or something?" Toz asked.
"Don't be silly! You're on shrooms!" Frank said as he laughed and held up a platter of stuffed mushrooms.
"Well played, Frank. So if everyone is here, then that must mean not just the main canon but... hey wait a minute, where is the LM gang?" Toz asked in confusion.
"Well, they're kinda stuck right now. You know, not able to do anything until 18 is wrapped up and all... but Blade did send his regards and thanks you for making him one of the stand-out villains of Phase One, and The gang does thank you for being so integral to the story over the years." Eyes explained.
"Don't worry, It'll come along, and I want you to know that... hey wait a minute, where's TGC?" Toz asked.
"Don't speak that name!" Frank said quickly as he covered Toz's mouth. "Turns out everyone here is still sour over the whole "Nuked the forum" thing, so... yea, don't open that can of worms" Frank explained. "Besides, he hasn't been around since June, so he wouldn't have gotten the invite in time anyway" he continued, as he indicated the characters having gone sour faced from hearing that name.
"So, how about cake then! Since its gonna take a while to cut, we're gonna sing and blow out the candles first, THEN enjoy ourselves. Bring it out guys!" Tug called out.
And thus, a rather sizeable cake was wheeled out, with the number of candles equal to Toz's age. As they proceeded to light the candles, Toz looked it over, "thank you so much guys; Hey who knows, maybe one day we'll do this in real life" she quipped.
"Only time will tell. But at least in this realm we don't have to worry about COVID" Eyes pointed out.
"So Toz, anything you want to say before we start singing?" Tug asked.
Toz proceeded to think for a bit before responding.
.........
Maybe Toz will reply, maybe not. No need to force anyone to do anything. Happy birthday Toz, it's been a pleasure these past five years and here's looking to what the future has in store