Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 30, 2017 23:56:07 GMT -5
Before "listening" to this song, first listen to this one to get the joke
(Shot of a city street; suddenly the calm of everything is interrupted by a hot air ballon,; Frank, Toz and Tug emerge from the fallen balloon)
Tug: What a fantastic beginning!
(Whispers) Even if its a total ripoff (Toz and Frank shush him as the music starts playing)
Toz:
Wow! There'll be spectacle!
There'll be fantasy!
There'll be derring do!
And stuff like you would never see!
Assorted VEC and Colormen:
Hey! A parody!
Yeah! We're gonna do a parody!
Toz:
Starring everybody...
Frank:
...And me!
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
(Background- Stormtrooper fires his blaster and hits a platform where two painters are hard at work; TGC loses his balance and falls off, his friend looks on concerned)
Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Hey! A parody!
Toz and Frank:
We can watch it all develop!
(More Colormen and VEC come in from around the corner)
Second wave of Assorted VEC and Colormen:
Starring everybody...
Tug:
...And me!
(Tug is being wheeled in on a dolly; Strong Arm is pushing the Dolly)
We'll take a world!
And set it on its ear!
Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Come on, join in!
We're gonna start right here!
(Suddenly a car comes in and Tug is thrown off the dolly and lands in the street)
Tug: It's all right! I landed on my head! (Holds in pain) Get me some Ice will ya?
(Annoyed drivers in other cars yell at them to get out of the street)
Rodney the Intern: (Running towards them) Hey! Get out of the street! Get out of the... AHHH!!!! (Falls down manhole)
Frank: (Looking at the chaos) QUIET!!! (Turns to Toz) Go ahead Toz
Toz: Thank you. You see folks here on 3WSR we're a community of creative writers with many ongoing projects. Like mystery? We got it! Like pirates! Right over there! Like an epic tale of warring factions of mages battling it out for dominance as an expanded universe to a kids show? No? Well then why are you here that's our main shtick!
(Tug and Frank non-verbally indicate Toz to change direction)
Toz: But we go with the flow and create some great stories, and it's going to be terrific. (The three are nearly hit by a car and forced to get out of the way). Boy, it's a good thing writing isn't as dangerous as this song is making it out to be!
(A clothing rack drives by, and the three look like newspaper reporters. They are confused because it doesn't make sense in this context, but decide to go with it and shrug it off)
Tug:
There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy!
But with us on call!
We'll fix it all real easily!
(Third group of Colormen and VEC come in on a passing truck)
Third group of Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Hey! A parody!
Frank:
Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Starring everybody...!
(Fourth guy finally enters the fray; taking off a hat and glasses, then his overcoat
Eyes:
And me!
Frank: Oh, there you are Eyes, we were wondering when you would come in
Toz: Yea, better late than never I suppose
Eyes: Wait, you made me take the place of the bad guy! Screw you! (Eyes proceeds to attack some of the extras while Toz and Frank run off, utter chaos happens as a result of Eyes attacking everyone else. Rodney the Intern, at last out of the manhole, has his hand stepped on as he his climbing out and yells in pain they see Tug, oblivious to everything)
Tug: Hold still...hold still... got it! Hey Frank, I got a great picture of this chicken!
Frank: What does that have to do with anything?
(The three realize the music is picking up again, as does Eyes; quickly the four of them get in formation with the combined group of Writers, Colormen and VEC as the final verse starts)
VEC, Writers and Colormen:
There'll be mystery!
And catastrophe!
But it's all in fun!
You paid the money - wait and see!
(Third group of Colormen and VEC from before, still on the truck, pull alongside the assembled crowd. Short Fuse drops some explosives down the manhole and Rodney is consumed in the explosion)
Third group of assembled Colormen and VEC:
Hey! A parody!
(Rodney emerges from manhole again, looking angry, and covered from head to toe in soot)
Rodney the Intern:
Is there any way to stop it!?
Colormen, VEC and Writers:
Starring everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Toz:
...And me!
(Tug goes to take a picture as everyone poses for the finish)
Tug: Great, great everyone! Now just hold this for a little while longer, about 70 of you gave me your phones so just hold on...
(Tug keeps reaching from a giant pile of smart phones and taking pictures as everyone begins twitching and has trouble holding their poses; end video, fade to black)
(Shot of a city street; suddenly the calm of everything is interrupted by a hot air ballon,; Frank, Toz and Tug emerge from the fallen balloon)
Tug: What a fantastic beginning!
(Whispers) Even if its a total ripoff (Toz and Frank shush him as the music starts playing)
Toz:
Wow! There'll be spectacle!
There'll be fantasy!
There'll be derring do!
And stuff like you would never see!
Assorted VEC and Colormen:
Hey! A parody!
Yeah! We're gonna do a parody!
Toz:
Starring everybody...
Frank:
...And me!
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
(Background- Stormtrooper fires his blaster and hits a platform where two painters are hard at work; TGC loses his balance and falls off, his friend looks on concerned)
Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Hey! A parody!
Toz and Frank:
We can watch it all develop!
(More Colormen and VEC come in from around the corner)
Second wave of Assorted VEC and Colormen:
Starring everybody...
Tug:
...And me!
(Tug is being wheeled in on a dolly; Strong Arm is pushing the Dolly)
We'll take a world!
And set it on its ear!
Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Come on, join in!
We're gonna start right here!
(Suddenly a car comes in and Tug is thrown off the dolly and lands in the street)
Tug: It's all right! I landed on my head! (Holds in pain) Get me some Ice will ya?
(Annoyed drivers in other cars yell at them to get out of the street)
Rodney the Intern: (Running towards them) Hey! Get out of the street! Get out of the... AHHH!!!! (Falls down manhole)
Frank: (Looking at the chaos) QUIET!!! (Turns to Toz) Go ahead Toz
Toz: Thank you. You see folks here on 3WSR we're a community of creative writers with many ongoing projects. Like mystery? We got it! Like pirates! Right over there! Like an epic tale of warring factions of mages battling it out for dominance as an expanded universe to a kids show? No? Well then why are you here that's our main shtick!
(Tug and Frank non-verbally indicate Toz to change direction)
Toz: But we go with the flow and create some great stories, and it's going to be terrific. (The three are nearly hit by a car and forced to get out of the way). Boy, it's a good thing writing isn't as dangerous as this song is making it out to be!
(A clothing rack drives by, and the three look like newspaper reporters. They are confused because it doesn't make sense in this context, but decide to go with it and shrug it off)
Tug:
There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy!
But with us on call!
We'll fix it all real easily!
(Third group of Colormen and VEC come in on a passing truck)
Third group of Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Hey! A parody!
Frank:
Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
Assorted Colormen and VEC:
Starring everybody...!
(Fourth guy finally enters the fray; taking off a hat and glasses, then his overcoat
Eyes:
And me!
Frank: Oh, there you are Eyes, we were wondering when you would come in
Toz: Yea, better late than never I suppose
Eyes: Wait, you made me take the place of the bad guy! Screw you! (Eyes proceeds to attack some of the extras while Toz and Frank run off, utter chaos happens as a result of Eyes attacking everyone else. Rodney the Intern, at last out of the manhole, has his hand stepped on as he his climbing out and yells in pain they see Tug, oblivious to everything)
Tug: Hold still...hold still... got it! Hey Frank, I got a great picture of this chicken!
Frank: What does that have to do with anything?
(The three realize the music is picking up again, as does Eyes; quickly the four of them get in formation with the combined group of Writers, Colormen and VEC as the final verse starts)
VEC, Writers and Colormen:
There'll be mystery!
And catastrophe!
But it's all in fun!
You paid the money - wait and see!
(Third group of Colormen and VEC from before, still on the truck, pull alongside the assembled crowd. Short Fuse drops some explosives down the manhole and Rodney is consumed in the explosion)
Third group of assembled Colormen and VEC:
Hey! A parody!
(Rodney emerges from manhole again, looking angry, and covered from head to toe in soot)
Rodney the Intern:
Is there any way to stop it!?
Colormen, VEC and Writers:
Starring everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Toz:
...And me!
(Tug goes to take a picture as everyone poses for the finish)
Tug: Great, great everyone! Now just hold this for a little while longer, about 70 of you gave me your phones so just hold on...
(Tug keeps reaching from a giant pile of smart phones and taking pictures as everyone begins twitching and has trouble holding their poses; end video, fade to black)