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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 19, 2016 1:30:03 GMT -5
1. Anthony Byrd Lived: 1890-1927 Held Title: 1890-1927
In an astounding event, Man In White's wife gave birth to sextuplets. The oldest became Man In White, while the others split off into new lines (and changed their last names). Man In F**king White was the youngest, and named his lineage 'F**king' White due to the fact that the others thought of him as the baby of the family. He and the Men In Antarctic, Arctic, Bright, and Brighter White moved with their families to Antarctica to explore it. He died in a blizzard.
2. Norman Byrd Lived: 1920-1964 Held Title: 1927-1964
The second Man In F**king White was a true explorer, and discovered some of Antarctica's best-kept secrets. He was the first to get an artifact, the Ice Crystal of Iglyska.
3. Orville Byrd Lived: 1945-1999 Held Title: 1964-1999
Went mad after being bitten by a leopard seal, but was eventually cured.
4. Myron Byrd Lived: 1967-2004 Held Title: 1999-2004
Died of hypothermia after fishing all night.
5. Elskar Byrd Lived: 1980-2015 Held Title: 2004-2016
Died after being buried under an avalanche. His last words were allegedly, "F**k this s**t!", though this is unproven.
6. Benjamin Byrd Lived: 1997- Held Title: 2016-
After his father's death, he persuaded the other Antarctic Colormen in was too dangerous to live in Antarctica. The first Man In F**king White to return to Sodor, and the current holder of the title.
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