Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 15, 2016 10:34:20 GMT -5
It's time to tackle the worst Colorman bloodline in history... the Men In Black Leather Jacket.
1. Orville Fonzarelli
Lived: 1079-1138
Held Title: 1100-1138
The first Man In Black Leather Jacket, which began later than a good deal of other Colorman lineages, in 1100. He tried to create a flying machine, which failed and resulted in his death.
2. Darth Fonzarelli
Lived: 1099-1145
Held Title: 1138-1145
A rather 'mad' scientist, he invented early examples of explosives and lasers, the latter ending up killing him in a duel.
3. Gordon Fonzarelli
Lived: 1121-1201
Held Title: 1145-1201
A rather pompous man, he was also a magnificent eater. Surprisingly, he lived longer than both his father and grandfather - though his eating did him in in the end when he choked on a snail shell.
4. Wilbert Fonzarelli
Lived: 1156-1233
Held Title: 1201-1233
A rather sickly man, he nevertheless lived a long, happy life, helping the other Colormen and the townsfolk, and giving away a good deal of his property to start an orphanage.
5. Baldwin Fonzarelli
Lived: 1180-1237
Held Title: 1233-1237
His long nose became I good joke among the other Colormen, much to his dismay. A singularily bad fighter, he was killed in a Viking raid.
6. Satan Fonzarelli
Lived: 1200-1351
Held Title: 1237-1351
Due to his name, many of the Colormen didn't trust him, but he was actually one of the kindest of all of the Colormen in history. However, some did wonder if supernatural forces were at work, as he ended up living to the age of 151, and outlived all of his children!
7. Bruce Fonzarelli
Lived: 1301-1362
Held Title: 1351-1362
Satan Fonzarelli's grandson, he told tales of the seventh son of a seventh son - who would have powers as of yet unknown to men. Strangely enough, he was a seventh son, and he ended up having seven sons himself.
8. Adrian Fonzarelli
Lived: 1342-1399
Held Title: 1362-1399
The seventh of Bruce Fonzarelli's sons, his brothers all died mysteriously the year before Bruce died, and Adrian became the Man In Black Leather Jacket. He was killed by his superstitious son, which is still a much debated event, as it happened despite the Morality Check.
9. Stevie Fonzarelli
Lived: 1384-1400
Held Title: 1399-1400
A very superstitious Colorman, he ended up killing his own father. He died less than a month afterwords when he drowned after falling into a river - despite him taking almost every precaution not to die.
10. Lars Fonzarelli
Lived: 1399-1431
Held Title: 1400-1431
He was less than a year old when he came to be the next Man In Black Leather Jacket, and for a while, his mother ruled for him. He liked to hit things with sticks, much to the annoyance of others, and he ended up falling out of a window when he was drunk, resulting in his death.
11. Guthrie Fonzarelli
Lived: 1421-1476
Held Title: 1431-1476
Ended up being a factor in over one hundred deaths of people, though no one could pin any blame on him. He was stabbed by his own wife after he cheated on her.
12. Gunther Fonzarelli
Lived: 1456-1476
Held Title: 1476
Didn't like what was happening to the Men In Black Leather Jacket, but was killed on the very day that the torch was passed on, as the building crashed down upon him and his family.
13. Unknown
Lived: ?
Held Title: ?
The thirteenth Man In Black Leather Jacket is shrouded in mystery. Who was he? When did he live? The next MIBLJ came to be in 1599, and it is still unknown who he was.
14. Augustus Fonzarelli
Lived: 1566-1602
Held Title: 1599-1602
The most pompous Colorman in history, he felt that he should be the Colorman King - however, he was killed by his once best friend, who felt that he was too arrogant to live.
15. Jester Fonzarelli
Lived: 1598-1677
Held Title: 1602-1677
He was already insane, but the Shattering of The Prism made everything worse. He dressed up as a clown and butchered and ate over 1000 children in his lifetime.
16. Lucifer Fonzarelli
Lived: 1643-1899
Held Title: 1677-1899
Rumours circulated that he was actually the son of the devil. He certainly was a very strange character. He ended up living longer than any other man in history (other than those Bible characters like Methusalah and such), and killed over 56,352,398,000 people since his birth, making him the biggest mass-murderer in history. Yeah... he was bad.
17. Godred Fonzarelli
Lived: 1878-1911
Held Title: 1899-1911
I won't go into any details, but he died by falling off a mountain.
18. Emily Fonzarelli
Lived: 1856-1912
Held Title: 1911-1912
Killed her own son Godred to be the MIBLJ, and began a Reign of Terror that lasted until the townsfolk executed her.
19. Jayden Fonzarelli
Lived: 1889-1967
Held Title: 1912-1967
Moved to America and abandoned his family. His life became a never ending guilt trip.
20. Arthur Fonzarelli
Lived: 1935-2008
Held Title: 1967
From America, he was the first MIBLJ to actually wear a leather jacket. He didn't feel right being a Colorman, and gave up the title only a week after getting it, thus pausing the MIBLJ lineage until 2008.
21. Fozzy Fonzarelli
Lived: 1991-
Held Title: 2008-
He wasn't a bad Colorman, he only killed thirteen people until The Prism was put back together again. Really into Goth stuff.
And there you have it! The worst Colorman bloodline of all! Thoughts?
1. Orville Fonzarelli
Lived: 1079-1138
Held Title: 1100-1138
The first Man In Black Leather Jacket, which began later than a good deal of other Colorman lineages, in 1100. He tried to create a flying machine, which failed and resulted in his death.
2. Darth Fonzarelli
Lived: 1099-1145
Held Title: 1138-1145
A rather 'mad' scientist, he invented early examples of explosives and lasers, the latter ending up killing him in a duel.
3. Gordon Fonzarelli
Lived: 1121-1201
Held Title: 1145-1201
A rather pompous man, he was also a magnificent eater. Surprisingly, he lived longer than both his father and grandfather - though his eating did him in in the end when he choked on a snail shell.
4. Wilbert Fonzarelli
Lived: 1156-1233
Held Title: 1201-1233
A rather sickly man, he nevertheless lived a long, happy life, helping the other Colormen and the townsfolk, and giving away a good deal of his property to start an orphanage.
5. Baldwin Fonzarelli
Lived: 1180-1237
Held Title: 1233-1237
His long nose became I good joke among the other Colormen, much to his dismay. A singularily bad fighter, he was killed in a Viking raid.
6. Satan Fonzarelli
Lived: 1200-1351
Held Title: 1237-1351
Due to his name, many of the Colormen didn't trust him, but he was actually one of the kindest of all of the Colormen in history. However, some did wonder if supernatural forces were at work, as he ended up living to the age of 151, and outlived all of his children!
7. Bruce Fonzarelli
Lived: 1301-1362
Held Title: 1351-1362
Satan Fonzarelli's grandson, he told tales of the seventh son of a seventh son - who would have powers as of yet unknown to men. Strangely enough, he was a seventh son, and he ended up having seven sons himself.
8. Adrian Fonzarelli
Lived: 1342-1399
Held Title: 1362-1399
The seventh of Bruce Fonzarelli's sons, his brothers all died mysteriously the year before Bruce died, and Adrian became the Man In Black Leather Jacket. He was killed by his superstitious son, which is still a much debated event, as it happened despite the Morality Check.
9. Stevie Fonzarelli
Lived: 1384-1400
Held Title: 1399-1400
A very superstitious Colorman, he ended up killing his own father. He died less than a month afterwords when he drowned after falling into a river - despite him taking almost every precaution not to die.
10. Lars Fonzarelli
Lived: 1399-1431
Held Title: 1400-1431
He was less than a year old when he came to be the next Man In Black Leather Jacket, and for a while, his mother ruled for him. He liked to hit things with sticks, much to the annoyance of others, and he ended up falling out of a window when he was drunk, resulting in his death.
11. Guthrie Fonzarelli
Lived: 1421-1476
Held Title: 1431-1476
Ended up being a factor in over one hundred deaths of people, though no one could pin any blame on him. He was stabbed by his own wife after he cheated on her.
12. Gunther Fonzarelli
Lived: 1456-1476
Held Title: 1476
Didn't like what was happening to the Men In Black Leather Jacket, but was killed on the very day that the torch was passed on, as the building crashed down upon him and his family.
13. Unknown
Lived: ?
Held Title: ?
The thirteenth Man In Black Leather Jacket is shrouded in mystery. Who was he? When did he live? The next MIBLJ came to be in 1599, and it is still unknown who he was.
14. Augustus Fonzarelli
Lived: 1566-1602
Held Title: 1599-1602
The most pompous Colorman in history, he felt that he should be the Colorman King - however, he was killed by his once best friend, who felt that he was too arrogant to live.
15. Jester Fonzarelli
Lived: 1598-1677
Held Title: 1602-1677
He was already insane, but the Shattering of The Prism made everything worse. He dressed up as a clown and butchered and ate over 1000 children in his lifetime.
16. Lucifer Fonzarelli
Lived: 1643-1899
Held Title: 1677-1899
Rumours circulated that he was actually the son of the devil. He certainly was a very strange character. He ended up living longer than any other man in history (other than those Bible characters like Methusalah and such), and killed over 56,352,398,000 people since his birth, making him the biggest mass-murderer in history. Yeah... he was bad.
17. Godred Fonzarelli
Lived: 1878-1911
Held Title: 1899-1911
I won't go into any details, but he died by falling off a mountain.
18. Emily Fonzarelli
Lived: 1856-1912
Held Title: 1911-1912
Killed her own son Godred to be the MIBLJ, and began a Reign of Terror that lasted until the townsfolk executed her.
19. Jayden Fonzarelli
Lived: 1889-1967
Held Title: 1912-1967
Moved to America and abandoned his family. His life became a never ending guilt trip.
20. Arthur Fonzarelli
Lived: 1935-2008
Held Title: 1967
From America, he was the first MIBLJ to actually wear a leather jacket. He didn't feel right being a Colorman, and gave up the title only a week after getting it, thus pausing the MIBLJ lineage until 2008.
21. Fozzy Fonzarelli
Lived: 1991-
Held Title: 2008-
He wasn't a bad Colorman, he only killed thirteen people until The Prism was put back together again. Really into Goth stuff.
And there you have it! The worst Colorman bloodline of all! Thoughts?