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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 20:06:49 GMT -5
Hey, that's just mean! For that I'm gonna eat those apples that have been sitting around in my fridge that I keep forgetting to eat!
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 20:14:38 GMT -5
APPLE: Those are Carolina Reapers in disguise.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 20:26:41 GMT -5
*Bites into one* Tastes like apple to me.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 19:34:25 GMT -5
"Carolina Reapers? Oh no!!" Frank screams (Hides behind blast shield)
*Smoke comes out of D-11's ears and nose
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 16, 2016 19:55:37 GMT -5
APPLE: Revenge is spicy.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 16, 2016 19:59:53 GMT -5
Isn't the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold?"
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 16, 2016 20:51:53 GMT -5
APPLE: I thought it was "revenge is sweet," but I'm not an expert.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 16, 2016 21:01:44 GMT -5
Vengeance is mine sayeth the Diesel, slicing an apple open. Plus I don't have Caronlina Reapers in my house 'cause they're nice. Apples are bastards.
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 16, 2016 23:19:12 GMT -5
APPLE: Well, that's pollinatin' racist of you.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 16, 2016 23:40:15 GMT -5
As racist as a food thinking that all humans are bad.
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 16, 2016 23:42:24 GMT -5
APPLE: All humans eat. MANGO: What about starving orphans? APPLE: If they find the smallest scrap of food, what do you think they do? MANGO: Good point.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 17, 2016 0:00:50 GMT -5
Then maybe foods should start killing some o' those poor suckers instead. (In further news, Diesel 11 has stirred up controversy yet again with his latest post on 3WSR...)
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 17, 2016 2:54:34 GMT -5
APPLE: Well, passive resistance failed, so...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 17, 2016 3:16:15 GMT -5
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Post by Toz76 on Mar 29, 2017 19:37:01 GMT -5
APPLE: No. KIWI: My god, they've developed a sonic weapon!
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 1, 2017 0:27:46 GMT -5
If I ate Apple, how would the rest of you react?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 1, 2017 0:32:00 GMT -5
PEAR: MOTHERFRUITER
APPLE: What is this guy's problem?!
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 19, 2017 21:39:14 GMT -5
APPLE: Huh?
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 2, 2017 0:38:40 GMT -5
APPLE: Well, another grocery store destroyed! PEAR: Still, I can't help but be disappointed by the failure of project Talk To Humans. BREAD: You did the best you could. PAPAYA: Now let's get in our remote controlled monster truck toy and- BANANA: Beat it, punks. When we feel like jumping the sushi, we'll call you. GRAPEFRUIT: Now what? DOCTOR SALT: Now I suppose we just go raid another store. MISTER PEPPER: Again? There's no spice in our life anymore! KIWI: We could always work on our exciting anthology, Chronicles Of The Fridge. TYLENOL: I doubt anyone would want to read that. MANGO: Cheesy Crust, chill out! You're a major character in it! CELERY: Human alert! STRAWBERRY: Let me at them! MARSHMALLOW: No, let's hide! CUCUMBER: Wait! This could be the perfect time to reactivate project human! CANDY CANE: Are you crazy? CHEESE: What if they only ask us about metal music again? HAMBURGER: Obviously, the best food metal band is Corn. BACON: Something takes a bite of me... FISH: What part of "jumping the sushi" do you not understand? DOS EQUIS: Says the thematically inappropriate talking fish. BANANA: Says the "Most Interesting Man In The World" ripoff! APPLE: Guys, chill out! GRAPEFRUIT: Yeah, guys! PEAR: Look, we have a chance to revive a once-popular forum game. Why not use this opportunity? MANGO: Are we still relevant in this day and age? CELERY: Sure, if SOMEONE would finally update Chronicles Of The Fridge! CHEESE: Dude, relax! CUCUMBER: I say we sieze this oppurtunity. Otherwise, I fear humans and foods may never find peace. KIWI: Then it's official. WHAT DO YOUR FOODS REALLY THINK IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS ONCE AGAIN!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 2, 2017 9:12:31 GMT -5
And now for a food newsfladh:
A fire at the popcorn factory turned deadly today when 15 kernels were killed; they who served will be laid to rest later this week with full honors.
Artichoke went to the hospital with chest pains earlier today; doctors had to do quite a bit of work to get to her heart and fix the issue
Apples have been falling sick all over the world, for reasons not fully understood. Scientists hope to get to the core of the issue soon.
In the food 5k tomato came in last place. When asked what happened, he said he will work out harder and do his best to ketchup to the rest of the competition.
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