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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 26, 2016 0:54:01 GMT -5
(CUT TO: montage of them seeing various sights around Germany; Frank, Tug and Toz "oh" and "ah" in front of a green screen as they "see" the Brandenberg Gates, Cologne Cathedral and Neuschwanstein Castle)
Just then, the director crashed the set, looking rather furious.
"No! No! Cut! Cut!" He screamed as the green screen reappeared.
"What's wrong Dennis?" Tug asked
"This is all wrong, what the heck is going on? This is supposed to be the CHRISTMAS special, but this is turning into some generic main cast vacation episode! I mean seriously, you haven't done anything that looked remotely Christmas-like since the apartment!" He fumed.
"Well, D11 suggested the idea and we're only following the script..." Toz began
"Well it's not working. Scrap this plot, we're going back to the apartment, just write this off as a dream or something, this is a CHRISTMAS special people!!" He screamed as he walked away.
"Now wait just a minute!" D11 said, walking up to Dennis.
"What do you want?" Dennis asked.
"Please don't scrap this; you see..."
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 26, 2016 1:05:54 GMT -5
"This is a different Christmas special to all the generic ones other sitcoms use."
"I still don't like this, we're doing something else."
"Stop!" Diesel 11 suddenly shouted. "Walk not past that door! I, Diesel 11, son of Diesel 10, challenge thee, Dennis, son of The Menace, to a duel, today at noon!"
*Audience gasps*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 26, 2016 1:15:37 GMT -5
"It's 4:30 pm!" The director pointed out.
"Oh..." D-11 replied (laugh track)
"Reset!" The director shouted (end scene, fade to black)
......
The gang (minus D11) is in the apartment.
"And THAT is why we didn't accompany D11 to Germany" Frank explained to the others (laugh track)
"Ah well, his grandmother needs him, so he's where he needs to be" tug replied (audience awes)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 26, 2016 1:21:55 GMT -5
"Dammit!" cried Diesel 11 as he grabbed the director, forced a gun into his hand and told him, "IT IS ON."
*Audience gasps again*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 26, 2016 1:23:33 GMT -5
"Ok, fine, we'll go back! But for goodness sake don't forget about the Christmas part!" The director said
......
Back in Germany...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 26, 2016 1:25:48 GMT -5
Diesel 11 got sidetracked and went to a Scorpions concert.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 26, 2016 1:32:14 GMT -5
"That's it, it's up to us!" Frank said as Toz Tug and he went somewhere that was actually relevant.
.......
Going to a historical society, the three went and witnesses a recreation of one of the most incredible events in history- the Christmas truce of 1914.
"Amazing, isn't it? In Christmas 1914, in the early months of World War I, the British and German armies laid down their arms and celebrated Christmas together" Frank noted.
"Yea; a moment of true humanity in an era of utter darkness" tug added as they watched the recreation unfold before them.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 26, 2016 1:38:22 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back in America, Riley was celebrating Christmas with her / his folks. Unfortunately they did not get along very well. Her / his parents thought if Riley as a "problem child", and Riley thought of them as two old stick in the muds that should keep up with the times better.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 26, 2016 11:20:16 GMT -5
But we'll deal with that sub plot later, because there is more important things to do now-
D11 came to his grandmother's house...
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 26, 2016 12:29:47 GMT -5
...and met his grandpa outside.
"Na entlich!" he said. "Du hattest fruher kommen konnen."
"Mench, ich konte es nicht helfen."
"Na gud, in mit ihnen!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 29, 2016 1:24:04 GMT -5
"Groรvater, gibt es Burger unter der Treppe?"
"Enkel, es gibt Ziegen in der Wรคsche und das Waschbecken braucht einen Mantel"
"Braucht Groรmutter etwas Kรคse fรผr ihre Blumen?"
"Keine Zeit fรผr das, erhalten die Decken, also kรถnnen die Hunde zu Hause bleiben"
"Oh for heaven's sake please do this episode in English! We have no idea what you are saying!" Frank yelled off screen. (laugh track)
"Neither... do I..." a confused D11 replied. (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 29, 2016 1:27:39 GMT -5
"I mean seriously, when did I call him "Groรvater"?" *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 29, 2016 1:31:25 GMT -5
"Because that's the German word for grandfather!" Frank replied, holding a English-German dictionary.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 29, 2016 1:41:25 GMT -5
"Yeah, but I call him 'Opi' and my grandmother 'Omi'!"
"...oh." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 29, 2016 1:44:35 GMT -5
(Did you understand the nonsense I wrote, by chance?)
"Back to scene!" The director called out.
"Opi, how is Omi doing?" D11 asked
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 29, 2016 1:49:44 GMT -5
(Yeah, I can make out what you were writing. Took me a couple reads though. ) "It's only her foot." "I know that, I mean how is she doing?" "You mean the foot." "Yes, the foot." "When did the foot become a she then?" "When did it?" "That's what I'd like to know." "Then let's figure it out." "Right." *laughtrack*
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 29, 2016 1:52:41 GMT -5
(I'm glad you can understand it... Because I already forgot what I wrote ) "It's so upsetting; Christmas always was her favorite time of the year, then this happens" he said. "I know... Wait, what was that about a goat?" D11 asked, confused (laugh track)
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 29, 2016 1:56:50 GMT -5
But now it's time to return to The Merry Not So Merry Xmas Adventures of Riley.
"Now listen dear," said Riley's mother, "about your gender..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Dec 29, 2016 2:04:19 GMT -5
"We think it's time for you to stop being so ambiguous. You need to show the world who you really are in order to succeed" she said.
"I have a good job and friends! What more do you want from me?" Riley asked.
"Just tell everyone who you really are. After all, growing up you loved your GI Joes, your toy tools and hot wheels, you developed a wonderful baritone singing voice, and you went to Brennanville High school." His father told him.
"I knew it!" A random voice screamed.
"Is that typical?" Riley's father asked.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 29, 2016 2:09:28 GMT -5
"Wait, what are you getting at?" Riley's mother said. "Riley always loved playing with her beloved Steffi dolls, loved dressing up and playing mom, but then she developed a gruff speaking voice, and went to the Agricola College, an all girls university."
"I knew it!" A random voice screamed.
"Is that typical?" Riley's mother asked.
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