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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 19, 2020 14:56:49 GMT -5
When the Jews return to Zion And a comet fills the sky The Holy Roman Empire rises And you and I must die From the eternal sea he rises Creating armies on either shore Turning man against his brother 'Til man exists no more
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Post by Toz76 on Aug 20, 2020 17:05:05 GMT -5
"Now it's holding up an array of... FULLY ERECT HAND PENISES!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Aug 21, 2020 0:00:10 GMT -5
No longer living, I am, though once I was
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Aug 22, 2020 13:38:35 GMT -5
We've reached... CRITICAL MASS!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 9, 2020 22:23:26 GMT -5
Is this the part where we start kicking?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 11, 2022 10:07:44 GMT -5
Man wonders but God decides When to kill the prince of tides.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 14, 2022 16:37:43 GMT -5
"See that star out there on the horizon? That's the air force bouncing Morimoto's satellite off the atmosphere and blowing it up. Make a wish!"
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 14, 2022 21:08:57 GMT -5
โWho put a satellite up here?โ
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 14, 2022 22:09:58 GMT -5
โWe are islands to each other, building hopeful bridges on a troubled sea.โ
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 19, 2022 21:43:11 GMT -5
"If we build it, they will come"
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 21, 2022 22:00:11 GMT -5
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin A nuclear era, but I have no fear 'Cuz London is drowning and I I live by the river
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Apr 21, 2022 22:29:58 GMT -5
Iโll have you know I am a member of over 20 exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom!
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Post by Toz76 on May 10, 2022 18:06:09 GMT -5
You're probably a 55 year old with no life unlike me (54, active in MULTIPLE erotic illustration communities)
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Feb 14, 2023 21:31:56 GMT -5
Give me Liberty, OR A BRAN MUFFIN!
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Post by Toz76 on Feb 14, 2023 23:17:44 GMT -5
Just sell it to Moe!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Mar 1, 2023 23:18:57 GMT -5
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse, have a Dr. Pepper, and call the police!
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Mar 3, 2023 18:32:19 GMT -5
I'm here to kick *ss and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 8:08:16 GMT -5
Soy un perdedor.
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Post by Toz76 on Apr 2, 2023 17:05:40 GMT -5
They say it's "your store". So why has this man been arrested sixteen times in the past month for helping himself to his beer?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Apr 2, 2023 20:55:33 GMT -5
This isn't an obscure reference, I just need to bring up that at the grocery store chain I work at, "Ms Johnson" takes the role of "the customer" in all of our emails and shit. Like the president will send us a message about how "This Easter, Food Lion provided healthy and affordable meals for Ms Johnson all holiday long!" I can't tell if it's cringe or just funny lol.
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