THE MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS AND POWERS OF THE GREAT TIM:
In the beginning, there was nothing...
But then the universe went, BOOM!!!, and then the universe had stuff in it and one of the first things born in this new baby universe was the Great Tim, or Great.... I mean Tim for short...
Tim is a cosmic entity, an all powerful being that in the past has been called a God of Destruction, he has said before coming to Earth having destroyed millions of planets just because he could, but in reality he's kind of zoned out and didn't really know what he did until about a millennium later, he crash landed on Earth in the Mayan Civilization. he's the one they worshiped as god and built their calendar around based on his recommendations. But he accidentally fell took a nap, and without a god to tell them stuff, the Mayans just gave up on him and left. When he woke up about a few hundred years later, he realized he messed up, after 3 hours being awake, and decided to travel this new world to find better followers. Well he ended up on this little island called Sodor in about the 1200s and met this guy named the Bronze Mage who was recruiting powerful people to take down his enemies. Now being a cosmic being, Tim finds it below himself to talk directly to other non-cosmic beings, so he has only ever answered and spoken the first ever question to him, what was his name. He replied obviosuly, Tim, and never said anything else to any other members of VEC due to seeing himself higher than these young fleshies that didn't come close to him in all powerful knowledge, or he is just to stupid to say anything else okay, it was a really hectic Tuesday when the universe was created alright? So Tim just decided to hang out with these guys for the time being because for the first time he wasn't treated as a God and this was a humbling experience for him, or again he just didn't really care, he's really thick-headed okay? So that's his origin story...
So you maybe wondering how the Great Tim got the title of 'God of Destruction' or what his powers are exactly? Well to tell you the truth, even Tim doesn't know, but the best guess from his friends is that he can control the space around him or something depending on his mood... Inferno has said the one time he saw him angry ever, he created a shockwave so strong it flew west, and from readings at the time we can guess his Anger resulted in the creation of the Grand Canyon and the Mariana Trench... So yeah, don't ever make Tim angry, so make sure you don't mess with his clearly labelled pudding cups in the fridge, or else say goodbye to the planet your standing on... But for the most part, Tim just stays in his room, meditating, more likely zoning out and sleeping, with the occasional case of the munchies for a pudding cup. He doesn't really participate, and people wonder why he's still in VEC but for the reason, the Bronze Mage just sort of likes the guy, with his laid back attitude towards the universe... As a tidbit he has a cousin, MARK, who recently joined VEC, he's also a cosmic being, although 20 thousand years younger, but Tim believes he was sent as a spy by his 'Old Man', basically the guy who CREATED the universe, because he knows it would and I quote, 'cramp the geezer's style..'
And this Ladies, Gentlemen, and Genderqueers *Hit in the Head* I mean Cubus, is the origins and powers of the Great Tim... I wonder if he's willing to share a pudding cup...
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