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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 2:34:29 GMT -5
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 15, 2018 2:34:29 GMT -5
It was found out that they were mistakenly arrested after a wrong lead, and were now free to go back to the college.
Eyes went back to the dorm and promptly flushed himself down the toilet.
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 16:45:28 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Jul 15, 2018 16:45:28 GMT -5
But he was stopped by a fatberg.
"Oh... so that's where all my wipes go" Eyes observed. So he left the plumbing, got cleaned up, and considered getting back at the guys for making him a battering ram
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3WSR U
Jul 15, 2018 17:09:57 GMT -5
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Jul 15, 2018 17:09:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Frank was still on his campus tour.
"He was the have the Columbus exhibit," said the tour guide.
"Wow," said Frank. "You didn't know that Columbus was a murderous bigot who tried desperately to force others into submission in order to make a better name for himself?"
"What are you talking about? This is the Johnson H. G. Watts-Columbus Exhibit. It's named after the brother of our university's founder."
"Oh..."
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 12, 2018 21:37:26 GMT -5
"Then they REALLY need to rename this exhibit" Frank muttered.
Frank thoroughly enjoyed the tour, and when all was done he returned to the dorm.
"Classes begin soon. Now to review the textbook and..." Frank said as he pulled out a big book of knowledge that would become outdated next year and he would only get a fraction of his money back if he returned it...
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3WSR U
Nov 12, 2018 23:25:53 GMT -5
Post by Toz76 on Nov 12, 2018 23:25:53 GMT -5
"Hey, don't worry too much about it, they actually change very little in most textbooks and only issue new ones to make more money." A voice said behind him.
"Toz! How did you get here? And how did you know what I was thinking? And when did this thread become vicious social commentary?"
"Eyes brought up Columbus, I dunno. Anyway, are you up for a WILD COLLEGE PARTY?"
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3WSR U
Nov 13, 2018 1:12:41 GMT -5
Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Nov 13, 2018 1:12:41 GMT -5
"Uh..." but before Frank could say "hell no" a bunch of male strippers jumped out to the tune of "Fucked with an Anchor" and encircled the boys.
Sweat came out of ever pore in Frank's goddamned body.
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3WSR U
Nov 13, 2018 2:01:08 GMT -5
Post by frankthetriviaman on Nov 13, 2018 2:01:08 GMT -5
Frank very nearly said "I don't swing that way" but he didn't at the risk of offending them, so instead he just said "This isn't my idea of a good time!" and he bolted out the door to the outside of the dorms. He knew college was going to be one heck of an adventure... but that wasn't the kind he was looking for.
"Guess I'll... just take a stroll then" Frank thought as he began walking around the grounds
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