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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 11, 2016 23:51:02 GMT -5
I always thought Humanism was more like Satanism myself.
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 11, 2016 23:57:52 GMT -5
APPLE: Except for the fact that it still permits eating, I quite like Satanism. The name is so cool.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 12, 2016 0:08:47 GMT -5
Well the seven deadly sins are instead seven things that are great to do. Now, gluttony is one of them. What think ye of that, my good fruit?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 12, 2016 0:43:28 GMT -5
APPLE: I think all humans are equally bad.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 12, 2016 1:30:04 GMT -5
Can you guys draw any comparisons between food religions and human religions?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 12, 2016 18:02:21 GMT -5
APPLE: I don't know much about human religion. I guess... we both believe in a good, caring god who nonetheless allows atrocities to happen on a daily basis?
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 12, 2016 22:48:34 GMT -5
Well really, he allows them to happen because we've dug our own graves by turning our backs on Him.
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 12, 2016 23:49:07 GMT -5
APPLE: A vengeful god, eh? I hope if he's real, he considers eating murder and sends you all to hell.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 0:24:47 GMT -5
Believe me, we deserve it.
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 2:19:51 GMT -5
APPLE: Like microwave you do.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 2:51:57 GMT -5
When foods die, where do they go? Or do they cease to exist?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 3:38:49 GMT -5
APPLE: Different foods have different beliefs based on their religion.
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 3:48:02 GMT -5
Can you talk about some of those?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 17:49:54 GMT -5
APPLE: I could, but given the tension in the food world right now, I don't want to invite controversy. [META: I STILL HAVEN'T WORKED OUT THE DETAILS YET ]
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 17:52:59 GMT -5
Well could I speak to some Humanist foods then?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 18:37:32 GMT -5
APPLE: We don't want any of them alt-bite folk round here! CAROLINA REAPER: Hi, I'm a "humanist", as you call us. What do you want to know? APPLE: GET THIS PEACHTREE OUT OF HERE!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 19:16:11 GMT -5
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I'm like your biggest fan! You friends with the ghost pepper and the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion?
But on the subject of humanism, what is it all about? What do you believe? Why do you believe it?
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 19:33:17 GMT -5
CAROLINA REAPER: Ghost pepper is pretty chill, and Trinidad Moruga Scorpion is always jealous of me. As for humanism, it's the circle of life, man. The humans raise us, we live, and when our time comes we are eaten. We'd prefer a tithe, but the system works. APPLE: GET THE PEPPER SPRAY! DR PEPPER: Oh microwave no! I am keeping my clothes on, thank you!
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Post by Biblically Accurate Angel on Dec 13, 2016 19:37:48 GMT -5
Of course, you and the other peppers are probably not going to be eaten as readily as other foods because you're so damn hot. ( Toz76, in human genders is Carolina Reaper male or female? I'm thinking the latter but I'm often wrong so... )
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Post by Toz76 on Dec 13, 2016 19:56:22 GMT -5
CAROLINA REAPER: But I thought humans liked hot stuff! "Hot day at the beach", "Hot Yoga", "Hot Piece Of- APPLE:*swings in and kicks CR out of frame* You are forcibly removed from the thread! Now, back to the respectable foods...
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